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Brooklyn Beach

Hailing from Lapel, Indiana, 25-year-old Brooklyn Beach is a small-town girl eager to introduce herself to our readers. “Based on what I’ve been told by friends and family,” she says, “I’m out going, sociable, funny and genuine. I did door-to-door sales for six years, and after that I worked at...

Adessa Winters

Adessa Winters, 22, dreamed of being an astronaut while growing up in Illinois. After graduating from high school, the 5-foot-3 hottie hightailed it to Miami, Florida. That’s where her career aspiration became more down-to-earth, with an emphasis on nude and naughty. “I started out as a cocktail waitress at a...

Hannah Foxx

Hannah Foxx, 25, from McDonough, Georgia, personifies eager Beaver. “I’m an outgoing, sweet, bubbly Southern girl with a great sense of humor and a heart of gold,” the 5-foot-9 newbie tells us. “I’ve been a nurse and EMT [emergency medical technician] because I really enjoy helping people.” That attribute is...

Betty

“I am returning to the sex industry after being gone for 20 years,” announces Betty from Seymour, Indiana, the birthplace of rocker John Mellencamp. During her absence the “warmhearted, easygoing and down-to-earth” exotic dancer didn’t proverbially twiddle her thumbs. Betty studied to become a registered nurse certified in trauma and...

Danielle Jordan

“I’m an elegant, energetic free spirit who dances to the beat of her own drum,” professes Danielle Jordan from Portland, Oregon. As you can see, the 5-foot-10 newbie is also an unabashed exhibitionist. “I have always been intrigued by the classy, sexy women of HUSTLER Magazine,” Danielle continues. “I love...

Jemma

“I’ll try anything once—or twice,” claims Jemma, 19, a sports-bar hostess from Charlotte, North Carolina. Admittedly “adventurous and outgoing,” she decided to live up to that mind-set by modeling nude for the first time. “I think I’ll make nice eye candy for all your readers,” the 5-foot-5 Tar Heel Stater...

Cini Rose

“I want to be the girl that every reader comes home to,” says Cini Rose, an aspiring actress from Tampa, Florida. “I’ll be sitting on the couch butt naked. I’m usually laid-back, introspective and soft-spoken, but no matter where I may be, I get wild and crazy without any fear...

Violette Pink

This section of HUSTLER has been showing pink for more than four decades, so statuesque Violette Pink, 23, has chosen the perfect place to introduce herself. “I thought the opportunity was appealing,” states the 5-foot-10 native of Cedar Rapids, Iowa. “Men get aroused looking at naked women, and I love...

Know Me

“I’m so excited to be receiving a check signed by Mr. Flynt,” proclaims Know Me, 37, from Cochise County, Arizona. “I will frame my legendary check! Plus I hope people come for me when they look at my photos and then come to the Moonlite BunnyRanch and really get to...

Tammy

“I have always enjoyed nature and the thrill of showing the world my assets,” says Tammy, 55, a “horny, adventurous and seductive grandma” from Fort McMurray, Alberta. “There is no better place to do so than in Larry Flynt’s magazine.” The 5-foot-4 Canadian is clearly an extroverted exhibitionist. “I love...

Sage Pillar

To give this roundup a Halloween twist, we’ve included two bosom buddies who knocked on our door begging to be dual eye candy. “I’m quirky, bubbly, flirty and seductive,” says bush-sporting Sage Pillar, 22, an actress from Mesa, Arizona. “I love being seen naked and having people lust for me,”...

Stacy Daye

“I want people to see my sexy, unique shape,” states Stacy Daye, 25, a delivery driver from Tucson, Arizona. “I am definitely different from what other women look like, and I love being naked. I honestly feel more embarrassed in clothes.” The 5-foot-2 neophyte also wants people to know what...

Lily Poole

“I wanted to appear nude in a magazine ever since I saw Forrest Gump,” says Lily Poole, 25, from Wilmington, North Carolina. “Forrest’s girlfriend Jenny posed for a popular nudie magazine, and I got turned on thinking about thousands and thousands of men looking at my naked body.” The 5-foot-8...

Zoe Clark

“Being in HUSTLER is one of my biggest accomplishments!” raves Zoe Clark, 20, an aspiring skin-bizzer from Kansas City, Missouri. “I’m very proud of myself and thankful. I can’t wait to hear from my new fans.” The 5-foot-1 Show-Me Stater is a treat to gaze at and listen to. “I’m...

Cleopatra

Women have all sorts of reasons to bare their bods in Beaver Hunt, and Cleopatra, 24, has a pretty good one. “I want my 15 minutes of fame,” the cocktail waitress and aspiring entrepreneur from Alexandria, Louisiana, admits. “I’ve had several opportunities, but not on a platform like HUSTLER. I’m...

Natily

Babes donning fuzzy Santa hats and little else is a Beaver Hunt tradition. In honor of the holidays, we’ve brought back five amateur beauties who unwrapped their presents in our pages just for you. We hope your Christmas is merry.

Stephanie

Babes donning fuzzy Santa hats and little else is a Beaver Hunt tradition. In honor of the holidays, we’ve brought back five amateur beauties who unwrapped their presents in our pages just for you. We hope your Christmas is merry.

Kimberly Chi

“I’m a huge Larry Flynt fan,” raves Kimberly Chi, 26, an exotic dancer and camgirl from Modesto, California. “When I first looked at HUSTLER, I was amazed by all the beautiful models in beautiful settings. I too wanted to be a woman who is comfortable with her naked body and...

Shelby Paris

“I’m an exhibitionist at heart,” proclaims Shelby Paris, 27, a medical industry worker and adult entertainer from Spearfish, South Dakota. “I have always heard great things about Larry Flynt, so why not be a part of his wonderful work?” Never heard of Spear fish? It’s in the Black Hills, and...

Mia Evans

“I love getting naked and being a tease or a man’s sexual fantasy,” says Mia Evans, 22, a former fashion-modeling wannabe who’s gone skin-biz all the way. “I’m a very happy-go-lucky girl from Budapest, Hungary. You only live once, and I really enjoy my life.” The 5-foot-7 sailing aficionada fesses...

Payton

“This was my first time modeling nude,” recalls Payton, 23, an interior decorator from Grand Rapids, Michigan. “Expecting to be nervous, I was caught off guard when I found myself laughing and having a great time.” The 5-foot-6 eye-catcher just doesn’t want anyone to get the wrong idea about her....

Crystal Rush

“I am in love with Larry Flynt,” reveals Crystal Rush, 30, a Russian-born gym trainer from Hollywood, California. “I know about him from The People vs. Larry Flynt movie. He’s an awesome man, and it’s a big honor for me to be in his magazine.” Crystal’s hobbies are dancing, exercising,...

Jade

Since the Bicentennial Year, HUSTLER has popularized a synonym for vagina with the world’s most famous amateur coozefest. Here’s a look back at more than two dozen standouts from the past ten years. Have we discovered the best nookie in your neighborhood?

Aja’ Chachanhsy

“I love being naked and would love everyone to see me that way,” raves this aspiring “adult-scene photo-studio owner” from Richmond, California. “I’ve always loved the sexy women in HUSTLER, and it would be great to be one.” Aja’ ChaChanhsy, 25, is just so darn sexy and uninhibited! “I’m bouncy...

Juicy

“I have a bubbly personality, and I’m cool to hang around with,” raves this customer service rep from Waco, Texas—the birthplace of Dr Pepper and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Stellarly representing the Lone Star State and ex-cheerleaders, Juicy, 27, roots for the Dallas Cowboys, never misses MTV’s The Real World and...

Sissy

This “crazy, fun, bi-curious and seductive” administrator from Kailua- Kona, Hawaii, has now gotten her feet wet as a nude model. “It was my husband’s idea!” roars Sissy, 39. “He loves your magazine! We thought, Why not try? That’s what you see in HUSTLER all the time.” But generally not...

Trina

“I wanted to be in HUSTLER for a few years but had to wait until I was old enough,” states Trina, 20, an “energetic, cheerful and adventurous” bride-to-be by way of Herkimer, New York. “I’ve been naked in a lot of places. I’m usually the first to volunteer for something...

Mistress Marie

“One day when I was still in high school, I stumbled across my granddaddy’s HUSTLER stash by accident,” coos this “straight, loyal and brutally honest” 21-year-old out of Huntsville, Alabama. “Ever since then I wanted to be in the magazine.” While waiting for her dream to come true, Mistress Marie...

Top 25 Beavers of the Decade

Since the Bicentennial Year, HUSTLER has popularized a synonym for vagina with the world’s most famous amateur coozefest. Here’s a look back at more than two dozen standouts from the past ten years. Have we discovered the best nookie in your neighborhood?

Sidney

“I love HUSTLER,” raves Cora Cody, 25, a certified yoga instructor from Astoria, Oregon. “Once the opportunity to appear in your magazine came along, I jumped right on it!” Besides eagerly shedding her duds, the 5-foot-7 newbie sheds light on her personality. “I’m compassionate, funny, absolutely imaginative, intuitive by nature...

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