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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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HUSTLER Beaver Sissy
I love to kick back and relax, but it usually turns into having sex.

About Sissy

This “crazy, fun, bi-curious and seductive” administrator from Kailua- Kona, Hawaii, has now gotten her feet wet as a nude model. “It was my husband’s idea!” roars Sissy, 39. “He loves your magazine! We thought, Why not try? That’s what you see in HUSTLER all the time.” But generally not an eye-catching, 5-foot-8 “exercise addict” who’s into surfing, the sport of triathlon—a rigorous combination of swimming, cycling and running—and being a very sporting spouse. “I get my husband strippers and let him have sex with other women,” Sissy proudly admits. “Hmmm, I think that’s pretty good. I’m Austrian, so I’m a little bit more flexible with our relationship than other wives. I’m also very flexible on positions, and I love to give head.” When just kicking back, Sissy savors TV’s Two and a Half Men and music’s Linkin Park, Katy Perry, Jay-Z and Eminem. For a down-and-dirty fantasy, the unbashful beach buff muses, “I’d love to have two pretty girls’ bald pussies right in front of my face while my husband watches and later joins in.”

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