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TECHNO FLUFFERS

COBRA LIBRE

(Fun Factory)

Vibrating stimulator with ergonomic design for easy handling. The touchpad control feature makes this one sleek and unassuming. It’s so quiet, you could take it into a movie theater. Says Marco Banderas: “This feels good. I could cum to this. I like the way it gets warm inside too. It’s romantic.”
Rating: BLAST OFF!
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REALTOUCH INTERACTIVE


This is a loud-and-scary masturbator that attaches to your PC. It doesn’t resemble a pussy or ass. But once you get past the pencil-sharpener noise, the warm rubber inside can feel very pleasurable. Too many cords, though, and the software isn’t easy to use. Says Evan Stone: “It’s cool. I could probably cum with this.”
Rating: FORCED ORGASM
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FLIP HOLE (Tenga)

Hard-case masturbation device with a soft center and vacuum pump. This is one of the most out-of-the-box designs for a fuck sleeve. You’ll feel tech-savvy jerking off with this. Says Anthony Rosano: “It looks like Mega Man. Sure, why not?”
Rating: SYNTHESIZED SPURTING
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FLESHLIGHT ORIGINAL

 This iconic fuck sleeve is a well sculpted piece of cyberskin pussy. You can slap it, squish it and make gushy noises with it. The inside is inviting; the outside looks like a flashlight. No one would suspect it for a sex toy. Says Derrick Pierce: “It’s cool. It’s a good toy. All I got to do is clean it out.”
Rating: GOO TIMES
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Vibro (Fleshlight)

Everything you love about the Fleshlight, plus a mini-vibrator bullet to toss into the hole. A vibrating button would have been easier, but it’s still fun. Says Otto Bauer: “It feels almost as good as a hand.”
Rating: RELOADED

By Oriana Small aka Ashley Blue

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