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All magazines March 2013
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HUSTLER Magazine's March 2013 Issue

 

Featured Articles

Witchblade’s Wild Side

Supergirl may have the shortest skirt, and Wonder Woman gets points for her love of bracelets and bondage, but few comic-book babes are as arousing as Witchblade’s Sara Pezzini. Launched in 1995,...

Hunter Moore’s Binge-Fucking Hangover

Hunter Moore, reviled founder of the now-defunct IsAnyoneUp.com, still brags about making cash off “titties and fucking people over.” His website allowed angry users to post...

Stroke of Genius

TECHNO FLUFFERSCOBRA LIBRE (Fun Factory) Vibrating stimulator with ergonomic design for easy handling. The touchpad control feature makes this one sleek and unassuming. It’s so quiet, you could...

Porn from the past

This lady seems unsure how to administer oral sex on such a well-hung fellow. It looks more like she’s playing a Hall & Oates song on the flesh saxophone than giving a blowjob. Thanks to...

The Unknown John Belushi

In March 5, 1982, the comic genius of John Belushi was forever silenced. The then 33- year old actor—an original cast member of Saturday Night Live who went on to star in the hit movies National...

Gemma Arterton

Gemma Arterton may not be a household name in America just yet. But thanks to a starring role in the upcoming big-budget flick Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, we suspect that it won’t be long...

Featured Honeys

Muffy

An American Original

Classic Photography by James Baes
7 Photos

Adriana Sephora

Viva a bunda!

Photography by DigitalDesire.com
15 Photos

Tiffany Fox

Foxy Lady

Photography by DigitalDesire.com
9 Photos

Naj’a Irie

Spring Fling

Photography by DigitalDesire.com
10 Photos

Raven Rockette

Bush League

Photography by DigitalDesire.com
12 Photos

Publisher's Statement

Prostitution is a profession

As the 2012 election went to the wire, the White House candidates had one serious competitor for headlines: the Zumba Madam. Alexis Wright—a fitness instructor in Kennebunk, Maine—had serviced a lengthy list of wellheeled johns for a year and a half before getting busted. To their dismay, Ms. Wright kept accurate records. In Maine, hiring…

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Showcases

This Ain’t The Golden Girls XXX

This Ain’t The Golden Girls XXX

Republican Candidate Wife Swap

Republican Candidate Wife Swap

Granny Fucks Her Godson

Granny Fucks Her Godson

Black Heat 3

Black Heat 3

Girlfriends

Girlfriends

Born To Be Wild

Born To Be Wild

Anaconda Mama

Anaconda Mama

Aleska Diamond in Barely Legal 109

Nailing the Job

Nailing the Job

Aleska Diamond

Aleska Diamond

Alison Tyler – Hardcore Networker

Alison Tyler – Hardcore Networker

Nikki Delano – Hardcore Networker

Nikki Delano – Hardcore Networker

Anal Plungers

Anal Plungers

Dark & Dirty

Dark & Dirty

Teen Truth or Dare

Teen Truth or Dare

Asswoman

Asswoman

50 Shades of Grey: An XXX Adaptation

50 Shades of Grey: An XXX Adaptation

Featured Beavers

Barbie

4 Photos

Isley

2 Photos

Catalina Karma

3 Photos

Ms. Kandi

3 Photos

Politics

We’re Not All Criminals and Terrorists

I was shocked and very pleased to see “Police Chiefs Urge Limits on Use of Drones” headlining a USA Today article. As more local police departments acquire—or anticipate “deputizing”—...

Toxic Reality

So here we go again. Another grand electoral battle in the world’s most celebrated democracy decided by largely ignorant voters heeding the power of money to deceive. Effectively befuddling...
Asshole of the Month: Laura Ingraham

Asshole of the Month: Laura Ingraham

You can tell an asshole by what spews out of it. In 2012, while professional complainer Laura Ingraham was guest-hosting The O’Reilly Factor on Fox News, she finally blurted...