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Granny Fucks Her Godson

Turned on by the thought of crepe-skinned, brittle-boned women sucking young cock and taking a deep dicking until their crow’s-feet are doused with jizz? Pull the shades down, unzip and spend quality time with Granny Fucks Her Godson, you demented pervert. This tribute to May/December-of-last-year rutting kicks off with blond, seasoned-past-perfection cock hound Erica Lauren, who summons her godson into her bedroom and sucks on his blood bone as if she’s hoping that the Fountain of Youth shoots forth from his urethra. Lauren crouches over her prey, the wrinkles in her shoulder deepening as her veiny hands massage his balls, bravely defying arthritis. She mounts her trophy, her age-dimpled ass cheeks flexing with improbable tautness. Shockingly, her godson’s beef baton emerges from Lauren’s aged clam cove cobweb-free. Brunet cougar Syren De Mer is less drastically dinged by the ravages of time—her full, jutting udders are like two middle fingers flipping off gravity— but the tiny wrinkles around her lips are still evident as she chokes down her godson’s meat mallet. To paraphrase Ben Franklin on the advantages of older women, they don’t swell, they don’t tell, and they’re grateful as hell. If you’re down with that, order Granny today at 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com. —P.D.R.

Turned on by the thought of crepe-skinned, brittle-boned women sucking young cock and taking a deep dicking until their crow’s-feet are doused with jizz? Pull the shades down, unzip and spend quality time with Granny Fucks Her Godson, you demented pervert. This tribute to May/December-of-last-year rutting kicks off with blond, seasoned-past-perfection cock hound Erica...
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Erica Lauren, Syren De Mer, Luna Azul, Karen Summer, Leilani Lei, Cody Lewis, Richie Calhoun, Brad Knight, Rion King & Richie Black


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Otto Bauer
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