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All magazines May 2016
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HUSTLER Magazine's May 2016 Issue

 

Featured Articles

Big Girls Don’t Cry

Giant boobies, tremendous booty, flesh that bounces and jiggles— HUSTLER’s reporter at large dives deep into the big, beautiful world of fat girl sex and finds out why so many men go crazy for...

The Best Of Breasts

Huge, bouncing boomers! Enormous knockers! Giant boobies! Presenting the finest D-cup delights of the past five years. Now let’s...

Featured Honeys

Ember & Billy

Liquid Heat

Photography by Clive McLean
5 Photos

Liv Aguilera

Sex Fiend

Photography by Larry Flynt Productions
5 Photos

Jenna Ashley

Straight-up Sweet

Photography by Larry Flynt Productions
6 Photos

Lily Ivy

Head in the Clouds

Photography by Herb King
11 Photos

Ariana Marie & Abigail Mac

Pussy Picnic

Photography by Tammy Sands
12 Photos

Tiffany Thompson

Cali Girl

Photography by Tammy Sands
12 Photos

Publisher's Statement

America: The Killing Field

In the last year we have been horrified by an endless stream of mass murders and questionable police shootings, to the point that it’s almost the new normal—tune in for Shooting Tragedy of the Week. While American homicide rates had been falling steadily since the 1990s, the trend is now starting to reverse. The greater…

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Showcases

This Ain’t The Golden Girls XXX

This Ain’t The Golden Girls XXX

Republican Candidate Wife Swap

Republican Candidate Wife Swap

Granny Fucks Her Godson

Granny Fucks Her Godson

Black Heat 3

Black Heat 3

Girlfriends

Girlfriends

Featured Beavers

Missy Lee

4 Photos

Ariel

3 Photos

Lilianna

3 Photos

Alison Friday

4 Photos

Samantha

5 Photos

Politics

Voting Machine Boondoogle Continues

Last September New York University’s Brennan Center for Justice issued a terrifying report titled “America’s Voting Machines at Risk.” According to the comprehensive study, computers used to cast and...

Shady Arabia

Shit happens, okay, extremely evil shit like a lunatic couple in San Bernardino, California, deciding to turn the husband’s office holiday party into a killing-field bloodbath. The Revenge of...
Asshole of the Month: Donald Trump

Asshole of the Month: Donald Trump

Donald Trump has shocked the nation by leading the dense pack of contenders for the Republican Presidential nomination, prompting even the anointed candidate of the GOP establishment, Jeb Bush,...