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Alison Friday

I dream about going on a buggy ride with my guy and having sex as we roll through the countryside.

About Alison Friday

Pennsylvania has been the stomping ground of numerous amateur models, but we’ve never been able to coax one of its Amish chicks to join the Beaver colony. Since 28-year-old Alison Friday lives in the heart of Amish country, we figure the Lancaster denizen would know the reason why. “Amish people believe that posing for photos is an unacceptable act of pride and that photos are graven images,” the 5-foot-8 cosmetologist explains. “And they don’t like strangers gawking or staring at them. The funny thing is, a lot of Amish families live in a town called Intercourse.” Why Alison is a you-can-gawk-at-me gal is simple: “I believe that nakedness is beautiful. Hey, if you’ve got it, why not show it?” The Rob Zombie fan proudly adds, “I’m straight, ambitious, persis tent and seductive. I love showing a guy the many things I can do with my witty mouth.” What about intercourse? “My favorite position is doggy-style. But to really get the adrenaline pumping, I love watching a horror flick and fucking during a sex scene.”




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