Asswoman

There are two huge reasons to get lubed up for this one: 1) GoGo FukMe’s left buttcheek and 2) GoGo FukMe’s right buttcheek! Slicked-up, polished and pounded, the gluteus Jamaican-Chinese brick house with half the solar system and a rocket ship tattooed on her backside busts out the awesome in this otherwise standard booty roundup. (The box cover’s tatless caboose, by the way, is a Photoshopped lie.) Unfortunately, GoGo doesn’t open the shitpipe for business in this one, but Rosa Lane (the Latina on the undercard) sure as hell does. When Rosa’s sphincter swallows that black anaconda, you’ll want to watch her through a TSA scanner just to see where she puts it all. For their parts, Nautica and Dee Rida bring plenty of jiggle to the fatty tissue, padding out the disc in strokable style. You may want to go back to GoGo for seconds. If you play Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon during her cosmic scene, it syncs up better than The Wizard of Oz ! (Especially if you light one up.) Don’t listen to Roger Waters when he says that was unintentional.