Nailing the Job

In today’s uptight corporate world, it’s difficult to know what is and isn’t acceptable conduct at the workplace. To clear up any confusion, HUSTLER has assembled this helpful guide.

First, Dillion Harper and Alec Knight demonstrate the proper way to resolve tension between a boss and secretary. Don’t bitch about each other to your coworkers. Just schedule a steamy fuck session in the conference room. That’s okay, isn’t it? With companies cutting back on perks, managers often struggle to keep their employees motivated. Brynn Jay provides an example of her innovative reward system. Every time Billy Glide makes a sale, he gets five minutes alone with her in the executive orgy room. That’s a real thing, right?

Finally, Natalia Robles and Chris Charming show us what is unacceptable in the office environment. We don’t have any objection to a couple of colleagues banging each other silly, but most employers draw the line at ejaculating on an underling’s boobs.