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Asshole of the Month: Representative Eric Cantor

Mr. Cantor, your attention please! After reviewing your ten-year career as a Republican in the U.S. House of Representatives, where you are now the Majority Leader, it has come to our attention that you have forgotten a very important fact! To wit: You were put in office to represent the people of Virginia’s Seventh Congressional...

Aleska Diamond

Ava (Aleska Diamond) has always loved the cosmos. When she was younger, she wanted to travel on one of the space shuttles. As an adult, Ava became fixated on fucking an astronaut. After devoting years to this quest, Ava realized that her dream might never become a reality. There were only so many astronauts to...

Hookups Go Virtual in the COVID Age

With the coronavirus pandemic still raging full-on, many singles are learning to adjust to virtual relationships—and some of them are even finding advantages to the new reality. John,* 31, and his now-ex-girlfriend broke up last December. Like many people fresh off of a breakup, he was heartbroken for a month. Eventually, he emerged from his...

HUSTLER Classic: Just Getting Started

Sure, there’s a lot to be said for experience. But there’s plenty of appeal to having a fresh perspective on things, too.  And they don’t come much fresher than Chrissy, from the January ’78 HUSTLER.   The Chrissy: Looking to Start Something pictorial, lensed by photographer James Baes, shared the story—and anatomy—of a just-ripe 18-year-old, just...

HUSTLER Classic: Trucking Things Up

Is there anything more exhilarating than hitting the wide-open road?  Sure there is; hitting the wide-open road with a couple of wide-open babes who have a taste for adventure—and each other.  Such was the case with the January ’80 HUSTLER pictorial Keep On Truckin’, featuring a pair of hotties who got their engines revving during...

Go Blow Yourself!

Technological innovation has made automated fellatio devices more sophisticated than ever before. We explore the rise of the blowjob machines. In this golden age of technological innovation, the greatest minds on the planet strive endlessly to create a better tomorrow. Breakthroughs in medical devices, interstellar exploration and nanotechnology are marvels to behold—but they just might...

HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Super Naturals

“Fake it till you make it” is a popular mantra these days, but these naturally blessed busty babes are the real deal. Take a stroll with us down Mammary Lane as we celebrate their jaw-dropping charms.  Cassidy Banks Valentina Nappi Autumn Falls  Skye Blue Jenna Foxx Ella Knox  Alexis Adams...

Nikko Hurtado: Celebrity Skin Artist

He’s created masterful inkworks for famous flesh belonging to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Amber Rose and other notables. We spend a little time getting under the tattoo virtuoso’s skin to find out what makes him tick.  In the 15 years since Miami Ink blasted tattooing into suburban homes across America, no one can deny that both the...

Circus of Books: A Real-Life Mom and Pop Porn Saga

Filmmaker Rachel Mason discusses her Emmy-nominated documentary about her parents’ adult-entertainment institution. Circus of Books is no more, and its recent passing marked the end of an era. The Los Angeles-area book and adult-entertainment store, an iconic destination for the gay community and late-night literati during the age of Reagan, AIDS and beyond, may be...

A HUSTLER Holiday Recipe Guide

Looking to heat things up in more ways than one this holiday season? Our sexy kitchen ninjas will leave your mouth watering with recipes for their favorite seasonal treats. ’Tis the eating season! With the holidays upon us, this is the time of year where we all collectively say goodbye to our toes for the...

Deep Into Anal: One Woman’s Ode to Backdoor Sex

The night was already magical. After dancing in the wooden barn lit by strings of white lights, we slipped down to the water with some of our friends, stripped off our clothes and swam naked into the vast lake until the only things visible were the moon’s faint reflection on our wet skin and the...

The Future of Sex

Stop beating off with your hand like a troglodyte! Today’s self-pleasures include interactive virtual reality, teledildonics, avatars and robots that will fuck and love you (or hate you, if that’s your bag). HUSTLER explores the future of digital-age masturbation.   Humans have been finding creative ways to pleasure themselves since the dawn of civilization, inventing...

Romi Rain: Naked Ambition

Romi Rain went from scooping ice cream and eating government cheese to building an adult-industry career where she calls the shots. As the 2018 XBIZ Performer of the Year puts it, “I haven’t ever sucked a dick I didn’t want to.” HUSTLER recently spent a lovely rainy day in l.A. with Ms. Rain, who discussed...

Nonmonogamy: A Relationship Guide

Looking to expand your relationship beyond the bounds of monogamy? Great, but there are a lot of factors to consider. Let us help you lay the groundwork for a happy experience.  So you’re thinking of trying nonmonogamy. It might be a first for you, or for your partner, or for the two of you as...

HUSTLER Classic: Belle on Wheels

Ready to meet one of the hottest things on two wheels?  Then hop on and take a ride with us back to the November ’91 issue of HUSTLER and the classic pictorial Tanya: Seeing Stars.  With her short-cropped blonde hair, killer curves and badass bike, Tanya was one motorcycle mama you wouldn’t mind taking for...

Natalia Starr: Four Your Pleasure

Only a precious few Honeys have achieved the feat of being featured in four HUSTLER pictorials. And they don’t come more precious than Natalia Starr.  Join us now as we celebrate the beauty, poise, sensuality and charm of Polish-born blond knockout Starr, whose crotch-swelling appearances in America’s Magazine have given birth to countless hard-ons throughout...

Judah Friedlander: World Champ

The man who calls himself World Champ has always done things his way. Judah Friedlander has written cartoon and karate books, starred on 30 Rock and in movies—with roles ranging from Sharknado 2 to Star Wars: The Force Awakens—and always, always done stand-up. HUSTLER catches up with the talented comic to discuss his Netflix special,...

A HUSTLER Holiday Gift Guide

Still haven’t finished shopping this holiday season? Don’t worry, we have a dirty dozen ideas to help you complete your gift list. It’s a very different holiday season this year, and many of us will be spending it apart from our loved ones. The pandemic also means that a good number of us will be...

Nikki Delano Rocks

Porn star. Radio host. Feature dancer. Budding fashion entrepreneur. For a beauty who gained fame by performing in the nude, Nikki Delano sure does wear a lot of hats—and she wears them very well. Join us as she takes us on a tour of her ever-expanding world. If you want to be the best of...

HUSTLER Special: Snow-Balled

It’s officially winter, and you’re probably feeling a chill in the air—that is, assuming that you’re not locked up inside due to a combination of coronavirus and heavy snowfall.  Might we provide something to warm you up on this cold winter’s day?  Eden Adams: A Ray of Sunshine, from the Holiday ‘11 HUSTLER, wasn’t your...

Songs About Porn: A XXX Playlist

It’s that time of year when, no matter where you go, even in this pandemic, seasonal holiday music is putting a hurt on your eardrums. To counter the onslaught of treacly tunes, we’ve compiled this playlist of songs about or related to pornography, nudie magazines and adult entertainment. Throw a log on the fire, have...

Santa Is Coming!

Ho, ho, ho—it’s Christmas Eve, which means that Santa Claus is definitely getting busy! As Kris Kringle drags that big, bulging sack of his around the world once again, let’s pay tribute to the jolly old elf with this collection of cartoons that will make you laugh until your gut is shaking like a bowl...

Jim Norton: Truth & Dare

There’s nowhere Jim Norton won’t go for a laugh. Getting his bare ass spanked by Robert De Niro on his Netflix special Mouthful of Shame? Check. Sharing with the world his penchant for analingus and sexting? Yes. Nonchalantly confessing to anyone and everyone his fondness for dating trans girls? Absolutely! He’s been a radio show...

Managing Mismatched Sex Drives

Are you and your partner not on the same page desire-wise? You’re not alone; it’s a frequent problem in relationships. The good news? There are numerous solutions. Read on for some essential tips. We’ve all heard the stereotype that men reach their sexual peak in their 20s, while women hit theirs closer to 40. It’s...

Jesus Christ, That’s Funny!

With the pre-Christmas rush toward hyper-consumerism coming earlier and earlier every year, it’s easy to lose sight of what the holiday is really all about—the birth of Jesus and the joy that he’s brought to the world. In honor of his big day, we present a selection of HUSTLER cartoons featuring the birthday boy. “You...

HUSTLER Classic: Jesse Jane Rides Again

The bold, impressive curves. The timeless beauty. The sheer thrill it is to hop in and ride.  Yup, there are many reasons to love a classic car. Coincidentally, some of them are the same reasons to love the subject of this edition of HUSTLER Classic, Jesse Jane.  The September ’04 pictorial Jesse Jane: Under the...

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