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Should Biden Pack the Court?
Mitch McConnell blatantly cheated Obama out of his Supreme Court appointee in 2016 (Merrick Garland), and since that time Trump has appointed three conservative Justices—including ramrodding Amy Coney Barrett through nine days before the election. Let’s not forget that Trump lost the popular vote in 2016 and had no mandate to make the Court over...
Tomi Taylor
“When I tried porn, it was a leap of faith. I was kind of shy, and I hadn’t had that many partners. Turns out, I really enjoy it. After one of my first shoots a costar bought me a vibrating wand. It’s the best! I play with myself three or...
Alya Stark
“Bet you can guess what my favorite TV show is. I’ll give you three tries, but I’m pretty sure you’ll get it on the first go. While you think about it, I’ll tell you a bit more about myself: I’m originally from Russia, but I currently live in Budapest. It’s...
Rose & Louise
“There’s something downright passionate about being on the ocean,” declares Rose, a San Diego dental technician. “Trouble was, Louise and I got stood up on a boating weekend. Since we already had the boat, we decided to make the best of it.” As soon as the shoreline disappeared, both girls...
Serena Avery
“Before I did porn, I wasn’t too experienced with men. I grew up in Oregon, and I liked hiking, swimming and being outdoors, but I wasn’t very open-minded about sex. The business has allowed me to learn about my body. Now I can say that I absolutely love sex, and...
Lena Love
“Whenever I masturbate, I think about threesomes. I get wet fantasizing about two sensual women in catsuits all over me. I like men and women, but my most memorable sexual escapade was with four girls on a trip to Italy. We played strip poker, and one thing led to another…...
I don’t mind my husband getting three blowjobs a week from the neighbor.
“I don’t mind my husband getting three blowjobs a week from the neighbor. Saves me from doing it.”...
The Stars Align for 2021
I think we can all agree that no one is going to miss 2020. As dumpster fires go, it was a doozy and one that we’d just as soon forget about as quickly as possible—except, of course, for the beautiful women in this industry, who gave us reasons to live. And so, with our eyes...
Celebrity Sex Shocker!
PHOTO BY TCD/PROD.DB/ALAMY Remember the glory days of movie sex scenes in the ’80s and ’90s? An Officer and a Gentleman, Color of Night, Sliver—not only was there lots of sex, but holy moly, do we ever feel for you if you accidentally watched the latter with your parents (damn you, Joe Eszterhas!). Times change,...
Your birthday?! Oh, shit. Sorry babe…
“Your birthday?! Oh, shit. Sorry, babe, I thought it was my birthday!”...
The Trump Administration fucked everything up!
“The Trump Administration fucked everything up!”...
Chicago Frees the Nipple
If you’re a red-blooded heterosexual man who lives in Chicago and loves him some boobies, then you, my friend, owe a deep debt of gratitude to the LGBTQ+ community, not to mention one transgender performer in particular. But of course, like anything the government gets its hands on, how the city came to relax its...
What Women Want: The XXX Edition
Every once in a while a Buzzfeed list will hit a little differently. This September we learned what women (hetero-cisgender) wished men knew about sex so that they didn’t have to keep reminding them all the time (ouch, but also true). And it’s shocking—appalling even—how men routinely fail to grasp even the most basic items...
Test Your Limits
If you’ve ever felt intrigued by BDSM but clueless about where you fit into the spectrum, your days of wondering are over. Behold, The BDSM Test! Think personality test, but way more fun. BDSM can be broken down into three distinct categories, or six individual components: bondage and discipline, domination and submission, sadism and masochism....
Zach’s wife yelled from upstairs, “Are you getting a shooting pain…
Zack’s wife yelled from upstairs, “Are you getting a shooting pain in your stomach, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it again and again?” “No!” Zach yelled back. “I feel fine!” “What about now?!” his wife hollered....
Edging Toward Ecstasy
As we head into what feels like the seventh consecutive year of self-isolation and social distancing, many of us are searching—desperately—for a way to mix things up in the ol’ rub ’n’ tug department. You’ve tried different lubes, your other hand…you even bit the bullet and bought a Fleshlight and/or Hitachi wand. So where do...
Who wasted the best porn name ever on a basketball career?
Question: Who wasted the best porn name ever on a basketball career? Answer: Magic Johnson....
At school a classmate told Tim that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret…
At school a classmate told Tim that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret. This makes it real easy to blackmail them by simply saying, “I know the whole truth.” When Tim got home, he decided to give it a try. As he was greeted by his mother, he said, “I know the...
Not the best student in Sunday school, April usually snoozed….
Not the best student in Sunday school, April usually snoozed through the class. One day the teacher called on the teen while she was sound asleep: “April, who created the universe?” When she didn’t stir, Bobby—the lad seated right behind her—took a pencil and jabbed April in the butt. “God Almighty!” April shouted. “Very good,”...
An old man was being tended to by a nurse…
An old man was being tended to by a nurse. “Give us a kiss,” he begged. “No!” the nurse responded. “Come on, sweetie, give us a kiss,” the patient begged. “No!” “Please?” the geezer persisted. “Look, Mr. Jones,” the nurse cooed. “I shouldn’t even be jacking you off.”...
A Wish Come True
Much like the United States, Canada is dealing with some pretty awful stuff right now. Systemic racism, police violence and COVID are very real realities north of the border, which makes it even more important to celebrate social justice victories when they occur. And so it is with much joy and solidarity that HUSTLER congratulates...
An 80-year-old man found his wife doing a handstand, stark naked…
An 80-year-old man found his wife doing a handstand, stark naked, against a wall. Shocked, he asked, “What the heck are you doing?” “I know you can’t get it up,” his horny missus explained. “Maybe you can drop it in.”...
“That was filthy, disgusting, and unbelievably perverted! How soon can you get it up again?!”
“That was filthy, disgusting, and unbelievably perverted! How soon can you get it up again?!”...
