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Roommate Sex in the Covid Age

With so many people under lockdown, a lot of roommates are sharing more than just a living space these days.  Covid-19 has changed people’s lives in different ways, from wearing masks in public to an uncomfortable obsession with hoarding toilet paper. But even though the pandemic  has brought on a mutation of regular life, one...
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HUSTLER Classic: Succulent Legs, Breasts and Thighs

Got a hankering for some hot, juicy sex served up to you on a silver platter?  As Turkey Day approaches, allow us to serve up what you’re craving, courtesy of the June ’78 issue of HUSTLER.  The June ’78 HUSTLER was a particularly notable issue of America’s Magazine, with its infamous “meat grinder” cover, which...
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Fucking Across the Aisle

Finding sexual compatibility with someone who has different political beliefs than you might seem like an unlikely prospect—but it can happen, even in this age of polarization. There’s no doubt about it, there are deal-breakers in dating. Maybe the girl’s favorite music is anything by Kid Rock, or she can’t seem to form a sentence...
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Count Every Ballot

The year 2020 has been one of the most chaotic in American history. We’ve had the worst pandemic since the Spanish flu, the worst unemployment since the Great Depression, social justice protests and counterprotests across the country, and the whole West Coast, where I live, has blazed like Dante’s Inferno with uncontrollable wildfires. On top...
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Follow the Money

Watergate’s Woodward went wayward as hundreds of thousands of Americans died. You just breathe the air, and that’s how it’s passed,” Donald Trump confided to journalist Bob Woodward way back on February 7, 2020, before most Americans had even heard the word coronavirus for the first time. It’s “more deadly than even your strenuous flus,”...
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A XXX Thanksgiving

Your favorite adult stars express their gratitude in this difficult year.  By any measure, 2020 has been a year for the record books—the ones that catalog bad luck, trouble and dread. But, like daisies that sprout from a pile of manure, there are bright little twinkles of hope and light in the darkness of this miserable...
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Sybil

I grew up in the Ukrainian capital, Kiev, and I can speak English and Russian. My hometown is a beautiful place, and I appreciate all that the city has to offer when it comes to art and cul­ture. One of my best-loved pastimes is traveling, and I’ve been lucky to...
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HUSTLER Classic: Cowgirl Style

Saddle up, buckaroos; we’re hitting the trail for a trip back to 2001 to revisit a pictorial that wasn’t horsing around when it came to giving readers a thrill.  In this installment of HUSTLER Classic, we’re moseying back to the December ’01 issue of America’s Magazine and the pictorial Cindy & Bobbie: Buckin’ Cowgirls, which...
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Super Starr

Watch an actor grow up on TV and you feel a strong sense of connection. Martin Starr has matured before our very eyes on comedy darlings like Freaks and Geeks, Party Down, NTSF:SD:SUV:: and Silicon Valley. But this actor is more than the sum of his roles. His talents include producing and writing for the...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Autumn Falls

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we have a big treat for you. Actually, make that two big treats for you.  With her 32G breasts, Autumn Falls brings abundant new meaning to the phrase, “It’s the tits.”  But there’s much more to Falls than a...
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Fetish Funhouse

Do you dream of feet or the squeak of a balloon about to burst? Don’t look now, but your fetish is showing. “Tiny Man Seeks Skyscraper-Size Giantess.” “Smokers Welcome.” There’s a fetish for everyone—what’s yours?     Some words are like unpinned hand grenades. Fetish is just such a word. It makes people jumpy. So...
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Head Games

XXX stars mouth off about their blowjob techniques. Blowjob, head, brain, polishing a knob—no matter what you call it, sucking dick is pretty damn cool. It is an intimate experience that one can perform to show a partner a whole new level of pleasure. I imagine that even a shitty BJ is still better than...
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HUSTLER Classic: Wrestling With Desire

Who doesn’t love a good catfight—especially when it ends with the combatants settling their differences with a bout of erotic passion?  For those who are still mourning the cancellation of Netflix’s women-in-wrestling series GLOW, allow us to offer a bit of alternate viewing in the form of the March ’02 HUSTLER pictorial Orchidea & Felony:...
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Lingerie Lovedolls 5

Sweet treats in fancy wrapping—join us as we once again pay tribute to hot HUSTLER Honeys in (and out) of their frilly underthings. And when you’re done here, make sure to check out previous editions of Lingerie Lovedolls here, here, here and here! Amy Wilder (Anniversary ’20 HUSTLER) Jessica Lockwood (November ’20 HUSTLER) Jenna Foxx...
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First Pregnancy

A woman who was pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician’s office. After the examination, she shyly said, “My husband wants me to ask you whether or not—” The doctor interrupted her: “I know, I know.” He placed his hand gently on her shoulder. “I get asked that all the time....
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Malena Morgan

Malena Morgan enjoys the outdoors. More specifically, she loves the way sunlight feels on her bare skin. “I could sunbathe all day,” the HUSTLER newbie points out, “but I tan really easily, so I’m worried about stupid skin cancer!” Unfortunately for Malena (and for the male population at large), at...
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Getting Heavy Into Foreplay

A deep, hard look into the question, “What, exactly, is foreplay?” I was sitting with my laptop on the couch, trying to get a little bit of work done, while my partner texted with me from the bathtub. We weren’t sexting; we were discussing our car. It’s barely hanging on, and we were trying to...
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Copping Out

No doubt about it, tensions between the public and the law-enforcement community have been more than strained lately. It’s equally unquestionable that there’s a serious need for reform in our nation’s police agencies, courts and jails if true justice is ever to be achieved.  Hopefully, the wave of protests that swept across America this year...
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The Wide World of ‘Sex With Strangers’

For six years, comedian and podcaster Chris Sowa has scoured the globe, detailing the sex scene on an international scale. We spoke with Sowa about his findings. The reasons to enjoy Chris Sowa’s Sex With Strangers podcast (sexwithstrangersshow.com) are myriad, but perhaps one of the biggest reasons to listen is Sowa’s admiration for our own...
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Steampunk Sizzles

The mad scientist of steampunk, Thomas Willeford, lives in a Victorian house with 13 bedrooms—a museum of coffins, knives, pocket watches, antiques and clockwork mechanisms. Inside this time capsule he runs his workshop and company, Brute Force Studios, where he crafts sought-after steampunk gear. Willeford is a true freak, intelligent —he holds master’s degrees in...
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HUSTLER Classic: Love Hurts

Some women are knockouts in more ways than one.  Take, for example, the athletic beauty at the center of the April ’85 HUSTLER pictorial Shayla: In Fine Form.  Shot by photographer James Baes, the pictorial showcased the erotic and physical charms of Shayla, a gymnast with aspirations to compete in the 1988 Olympics.  In the...
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Mia Khalifa: The Picks & Pans of a Serious Sports Fan

Of Mia Khalifa’s many amazing attributes, the most impressive of all just might be her sharp tongue. The onetime actress today wields her wit as an aspiring sports pundit, aiming her barbs at the American athletic landscape via any number of social media platforms. At times she’s epically roasted the online suitors trying to slide...
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Knarly Gav: The Surreal Deal

With his utterly unique style and high-profile clients, Knarly Gav is making a big, bold mark on the tattoo world. Knarly Gav doesn’t just want to be remembered as a truly unique tattooer, rock and bluegrass musician, and painter of shockingly accurate pet portraits. He doesn’t want his legacy to be the tattoos that have...

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