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October 2021

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HUSTLER Classic: Go Deep!
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HUSTLER Classic: Go Deep!

To paraphrase a bit of traditional wisdom, you have to be a football star to get your schlong in the pretty girls. 

NFL games have taken a bit of a hit in the ratings this year, and stadium stands have been largely empty thanks to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic. Allow us to boost everyone’s team spirit with this classic pictorial from the September ’03 HUSTLER. 

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