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How Many Licks?

We tackle the age-old question of just how long you should be spending downtown before moving on to the main fucking act. When we were young and impressionable young whippersnappers with hardly any pubes on our balls, the television told us that it takes precisely three licks to get to the center of a Tootsie...

Road Head Warriors

Sure, getting a blowjob while cruising around behind the wheel might sound like the ultimate joyride, but be careful—you’re likely to hit some bumpy road on the path to auto-erotic bliss. The summer travel season is upon us, which means millions of Americans are about to get out on the highway for a taste of...

Don’t Knock It Till You Try It

Are you reluctant to explore fetishes? You shouldn’t be. Open your mind a little, and you just might discover that you’re kinkier than you think. The year was 2010. I was in the Monteverde Cloud Forest of Costa Rica on assignment for a popular travel magazine when I met this young, feisty tica by the...