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HUSTLER Classic: Piddling Around

You’ve probably heard the expression, “Don’t shit where you eat.” But what about pissing where you work?  It’s a topic worth considering as we examine the subject of this installment of HUSTLER Classic, the January ’02 pictorial Lacey: Streaming for Vengeance.  The pictorial, lensed by photographer Clive McLean, shared the story of Lacey, a pissed-off...

HUSTLER Classic: Cooze Control

Is there anything hotter than a woman who isn’t afraid to take charge? Who doesn’t hesitate to tell her man exactly what she wants, and refuses to let him get off until he’s fulfilled her every desire?  Yeah, we didn’t think so.  Case in point: The September ’01 HUSTLER pictorial Yexes & Chris: Strict Tease. ...

HUSTLER Classic: Lust in the Afternoon

For most people, when it comes to getting busy, the night time is the right time. But as it’s often been noted, different strokes for different folks—especially when the strokes involved are of the self-pleasuring variety—hey, there’s no wrong time for that!  Take, for instance, Cassie, the lovely young thing at the center of the...