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May 2024

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HUSTLER Classic: Goop Is Good Food
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HUSTLER Classic: Goop Is Good Food

The importance of a well-balanced diet can’t be overestimated—it’s the cornerstone of good health and longevity. It’s why we’re taught from an early age about the four food groups of fruit and vegetables, grain, dairy and protein. 

And speaking of protein, a healthy dose of gonad goo can help fill out one’s nutritional portfolio, too. 

At least, that seems to be the lesson offered by the classic Holiday ’02 HUSTLER pictorial “Cintia & Billy: Full Intercourse Meal.”  

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