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HUSTLER Classic: Lust in the Afternoon

For most people, when it comes to getting busy, the night time is the right time. But as it’s often been noted, different strokes for different folks—especially when the strokes involved are of the self-pleasuring variety—hey, there’s no wrong time for that!  Take, for instance, Cassie, the lovely young thing at the center of the...

HUSTLER Classic: In the Deep End

It’s every pool owner’s nightmare: Guests who can’t be bothered to exit the water to relieve themselves, thereby turning one’s swimming spot into a cesspit. In fact, it’s a common enough occurrence that it has inspired the classic novelty sign reading, “Welcome to our OOL. Notice that there is no ‘P’ in it. Let’s keep...

HUSTLER Classic: The Ties That Bind

There are plenty of exercises for couples looking to build trust in their relationships. Like letting your partner search through your phone. Or talking about your fears with your partner.  But really, are any of them as satisfying as tying your partner up with rope and breaking out the strap-n for some good, dirty fun?...