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HUSTLER Classic: Garden State Porkway

Poor New Jersey; it’s been the butt of countless jokes, and often written off as New York’s bland yet somehow also skeevy little brother. For god’s sake, the state was even saddled with Chris Christie as its governor for eight years. However, the Garden State does have its positive attributes, and two of its more considerable...

HUSTLER Classic: In Through the Out Door

The path to bliss can take numerous and sometimes unexpected turns. For instance, a person might be en route to a pleasant stay in Vaginaville and suddenly take a detour to Butthole Junction.  Such was the case with the January 2002 HUSTLER pictorial Claudia & Billy: Lick It & Stick It, which shared the tale...

HUSTLER Classic: Piddling Around

You’ve probably heard the expression, “Don’t shit where you eat.” But what about pissing where you work?  It’s a topic worth considering as we examine the subject of this installment of HUSTLER Classic, the January ’02 pictorial Lacey: Streaming for Vengeance.  The pictorial, lensed by photographer Clive McLean, shared the story of Lacey, a pissed-off...