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HUSTLER Classic: Bed Head

There are little white lies, and then there are red-hot lies. For an example of the latter, look no further than the August ’01 HUSTLER pictorial Jasmine & Judith: Womb Service.  The layout, lensed by photographer Clive McLean, shared the tale of two deceitful beauties who duped their spouses while engaging in a dripping-wet rendezvous...

Nick Thune: Mr. Personalities

Actor/comedian Nick Thune on the challenge of playing a man of many faces in his new romantic comedy, The Right One. Photos courtesy of Lionsgate. From stand-up to movie star, Nick Thune has achieved a lot during his career as a comedian. With several Netflix and Comedy Central specials under his belt, as well as...

HUSTLER Classic: Laying It Out in Black and White

It’s difficult to imagine, in the year 2019, that an erotic photo-set featuring a black man and a white woman could be capable of stirring controversy. According to the Pew Research Center, as of 2015, 17 percent of newlyweds were married to a person of a different race or ethnicity than themselves. Moreover, just 10...

Take My Hotwife … Please!

Sharing is caring, especially for those who take part in the hotwife lifestyle. Read on for a deep dive into this exciting form of nonmonogamy. If you owned a beautiful piece of art, would you lock it up behind a steel door in a vault under a rock on Mars? Maybe, if you were some...

Sex Beat

Sounding off on the connection between music and screwing. Listening to music while belly-bumping can be an enjoyable experience. So fun, in fact, that it’s got some lovers channeling their inner Skrillex, hoping to put together that perfect naughty playlist. But what is music’s relationship with sex? How does it affect our desires, and what...

Cindy & Robbie

Skinny-dipping with her hairdresser Robbie, professed virgin Cindy pouts, “I wish you were straight, because I really want to find out what dick tastes like.” Robbie fidgets uncomfortably as Cindy drops to her knees and smiles. “Let’s just see if you like it.” As she mouths his organ, Robbie gasps,...

Dahlia Sky & Kat Monroe

“Before I got into the industry, I had a couple of threesomes, but nothing too crazy. I don’t even remember my first threesome because it feels like ages ago! What gets me wet depends on who I’m with. Some days I like to be choked or slapped around, and other...

Lose the Rude Attitude

Riddle me this: What kind of psychopath callously decimates their lover’s feelings in the tender moments following climax? It doesn’t matter if the sex wasn’t great or if the other person smells weirdly of soup; we should all be allowed to survive a sexual encounter with a shred of dignity. Cue the monsters quoted last...

Stop Living in Denial

Look, we’ve been here before…too many times. But apparently it bears repeating ad infinitum, so here it is once more for the folks up in the rafters: If a politician/decision-maker/policy wonk is fervently anti-gay, we have to question the source of this baseless hatred. Or dare we say, self-hatred? In December we learned about Jozsef...

Jackie Ohh

“I’ve admired women in magazines for as long as I can remember, especially erotica models,” declares Jackie Ohh, 23, from Toms River, New Jersey. “Appearing in HUSTLER is an exciting way to showcase my sexuality. I’m shameless when I’m naked. I love every thing about it.” The 5-foot-10 Garden Stater...

Club 42

Adult-entertainment powerhouse Joanna Angel is out with her brand-spanking-new interactive novel Club 42 and has provided HUSTLER readers with this delicious preview. The book follows Naomi, a proud Brooklyn hipster who finds her life forever changed when she gets fired from her barista job and wanders into a strip club called Club 42. On a...

Richard Kind Is Kind of Awesome

You know him from comedic roles on Spin City and Curb Your Enthusiasm, but as an actor, Richard Kind can do it all: He’s voiced characters in Pixar films from Toy Story 3 to Cars 2 to Inside Out; was Tony-nominated for his work on Broadway in The Big Knife; and has played serious roles...

Giselle Palmer

“My first time ever being on a cover was from a wonderful shoot I did with Dave Naz for Taboo. I definitely cherish those memories and that magazine. I’m thankful to be featured in HUSTLER because the women in it are confident. They own their sexuality and their brains. I’ve...

Self-care Affairs

News flash: Ashley Madison is in the business of cheating. And if clients believe cheating is good for them, then your business is laughing all the way to the bank. We take you now to a Cosmopolitan article where the world-famous adultery hookup site is touting a user survey that suggests nonmonogamy may objectively be...

In the Flesh

Do vegans really have better, more ferocious sex than their carnivore counterparts? If you were looking for a serious scientific breakdown of this oddly specific question, keep walking, buddy. Dating website IllicitEncounters.com recently quizzed its users to decide who fucks more often and better: plant eaters or those of us who enjoy a bit of...

Emma Hix

“I’m a tomboy. I like wearing sweatpants and sweaters, and I’d take a cold beer over a margarita any day. But that could be less about being a tomboy and more about being a Canadian. I live in Los Angeles now, but I miss Canada. If I could have a...

Love Lexicon

Like it or lump it, language is always evolving—how else would a term like Scooby Snack have found its way into the venerated Oxford English Dictionary? There’s no doubt 2020 had a huge impact on how we articulate life in extraordinary times; case in point, pretty pistachio is now a euphemism for clit. Australia’s own...

While in rural Ireland, Tiger Woods pulled his BMW into a gas station…

While in rural Ireland, Tiger Woods pulled his BMW into a gas station for a fill-up. The attendant, Paddy—who knew nothing about golf—came up to him and said, “Top o’ the morning to you, sir.” Tiger said a polite hello and told Paddy he wanted to pump his own gas. Just as Tiger bent over...

Little Wanda asked her mother…

Little Wanda asked her mother, “Can I take Lulu for a walk around the block?” “No,” her mom sternly replied. “The dog’s in heat.” “What does that mean?” the ten-year-old asked. “Go ask your father,” her mother suggested. Wanda found her dad in the garage and whimpered, “Mom said Lulu’s in heat and I should...

Survey Says…

Like most of us, student Niall Moran from Cornwall in the U.K. had completed his share of surveys, but it’s doubtful any were as surprising as the one he received from a casual hookup who asked him to rate his experience. “Thanks for the shag, now rate the experience. Thank you,” began the quiz, which...

Asshole of the Month: Steven Crowder

As we enter the third decade of the 21st century, we can celebrate a lot of progress over bad old habits of the past: It wasn’t so long ago that men were free to sexually harass women in the workplace and get away with it scot-free (Harvey Weinstein). Gay marriage is now widely acceptable, and...

A college freshman walked up to his father and announced…

A college freshman walked up to his father and announced, “I just lost my virginity.” “That’s my boy!” the father exclaimed. “Let’s sit down and drink to celebrate!” “I can’t sit down,” his son admitted. “It kinda hurts.”...

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