DP Me Vol. 11

If you don’t mind a hole-to-pole ratio that’s weighted toward the dick end of the spectrum, DP Me Vol. 11 should fill your needs quite nicely. It certainly fills the orifices of its female talent. Tight-bodied, dirty blonde (in every sense of the phrase) Emma Hix kicks things off with her first double penetration in three years. Prior to her scene, Hix declares herself nervous, but apparently taking two cocks at once is a lot like riding a bike—it’s a skill that one never loses, no matter how long it’s been since you’ve hopped on. Steely-loined swordsmen Mick Blue and Ramon Nomar work Hix’s snapper and crapper over with the precision of a NASCAR pit crew. Meanwhile, with the hole that isn’t being stuffed with blood-swollen pud, Hix emits near-operatic moans and spirited observations such as, “Oh, my God, those cocks are so fucking hard!” Tiny blond sex dynamo Chanel Grey, despite her diminutive stature, proves remarkably durable as she’s put to the test with a hearty double-dicking punctuated by slapping, choking and hair-pulling. Like Hix, Grey has a way with words—during her high-decibel fuckfest, she cries, “I love you guys both throwing me around, taking advantage of my holes” and “Give me all of that cum! Reward me! Milk your cocks into my mouth!” Scraggly-bushed hump-bunny Febby Twigs isn’t quite so entertaining; the most remarkable thing about her is probably her unusual nom de porn. Despite ending on a slightly flat note, DP Me Vol. 11 is crammed with good times. —P.D.R.