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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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HUSTLER Classic: In the Deep End
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HUSTLER Classic: In the Deep End

It’s every pool owner’s nightmare: Guests who can’t be bothered to exit the water to relieve themselves, thereby turning one’s swimming spot into a cesspit. In fact, it’s a common enough occurrence that it has inspired the classic novelty sign reading, “Welcome to our OOL. Notice that there is no ‘P’ in it. Let’s keep it that way!” 

But sometimes a full-bladdered visitor befouling your pristine, chlorinated waters with kidney juice isn’t such a bad thing. Case in point: The July ’02 HUSTLER pictorial Ember & Billy: Liquid Heat

The pictorial shared the tale of pool owner Billy and his sassy, sloppy neighbor Ember, who had a unique way of turning up the heat before a dip. 

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