Squirting Housewives

The couple that sprays together stays together? That seems to be the underlying theme of Squirting Housewives, which showcases a succession of marriages bound together by the geysers gushing from between wifey’s legs. There’s been a lot of debate about the nature of squirting in porn. Is it female ejaculate? Piss? Whatever it is, Squirting Housewives has bucket-loads of it. Kiarra Kai, a slender but shapely, puffy-nippled wonder, returns home from an arduous day of spending hubby’s money at the mall. Her man’s annoyed at the dent she’s made in his wallet. Their argument over her shopping spree suggests a tense, love-deficient union, but that all ends up to be water under the bridge—or at least fluid spewing from Kiarra’s pussy—as her man digs a finger into Kai’s twat and jabs away until her snatch does an impressive impression of the Bellagio fountains. Elsewhere, Filipina sexpot Ember Snow goes into Old Faithful mode while humping her hubby, gushing away until her ass is resting in a puddle of her own juices. Frustrated blond housewife Adira Allure unsuccessfully attempts to grab her husband’s attention by preparing his breakfast in an apron and lingerie. In a last-ditch effort, she lifts a leg and unloads her crotch spray all over him and the kitchen table. Then they’re off to the bedroom, where she practically drowns him in her vaginal downpour. Squirting Housewives is a delightfully splashy effort. To order, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7651. —Pico D. Ribibi