“Then there’s this item: a ‘Last Supper’ as a deductible business dinner?”
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You read the Bible because you want a personal relationship with Jesus.
“You read the Bible because you want a personal relationship with Jesus. I read HUSTLER because I want a personal relationship with the February Honey.”...
Easter Funny
Cartoons calculated to raise a chuckle. “Then there’s this item: a ‘Last Supper’ as a deductible business dinner?” “Hi, I’m Jesus, and this coming election I urge you to not vote for the ‘moral values’ candidate!” “But in the future, the meek shall inherit a huge government deficit!” “You know we all love you, Jesus,...
Star Fuckers: A First Contact Day Celebration
Space: The final frontier. And, as it turns out, the setting for some out-of-this-world sexual encounters. It’s April 5, also known to die-hard Trekkies as First Contact Day. In Star Trek mythology, First Contact Day marks the Vulcans’ initial encounter with humans in, of all places, Bozeman, Montana, on April 5, 2063. The anniversary of...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Celeste Star
Pomona, California, might lack the glamour of nearby Hollywood, but it has its charms. For nearly 100 years, it’s hosted the Los Angeles County Fair, where city slickers get an annual taste of the rural life (and some seriously decadent, deep-fried food). Cal Poly Pomona, meanwhile, boasts seriously formidable engineering programs and distinguished alumni including...
HUSTLER Classic: A Push for Bush
Some people say that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but for others, a bush on a good-looking bird is priceless. Such was definitely the case with the November ’02 HUSTLER pictorial Cindy & Robbie: Switch-Team Player. The photo-set, lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, told the tale of a hookup...
Color Us Aroused
If your ideal self-pleasure session involves gripping your cock in one hand and a crayon in the other, rejoice; WoodRocket has you colored—err, covered. Adult coloring books became a bit of a craze a few years ago, and have enjoyed renewed popularity during the COVID-19 pandemic as grown-ups have sought stress-relieving activities to pass the...
Elsa Jean & Vera Drake
I was a major recluse in school. All my friends were in bands, and I dated the tall, skinny punk boys. Those guys have always been my type. I spent most of my days going to shows and obsessing over music. Porn was a way for me to discover who...
Riley Reid
I have little titties, but I’m a cutie with a booty! What! What! And this baby is all natural. I have no fillers, implants, Botox, fake nails, etc. I love myself exactly the way that I am. And I love people who love themselves too. It’s a turn-on when someone’s...
Lana Rhoades & Adria Rae
“Eat pussy like you mean it. Don’t do bullshit like side lick for a minute and call it quits. Get in there like you’re going to dislocate your jaw and suck my soul out! If a man can’t go down like a lesbian, he should leave me alone. I love...
Lana Rhoades
Whenever I perform, I become this loud, confident character, but in real life I’m shy, soft-spoken and embarrass easily. Once, in an airport, they searched my bag because I had a dildo in there. When they pulled it out in front of everyone, I just about died! Before I entered...
Misty Stone
Years ago HUSTLER called me the ‘Halle Berry of Porn,’ and that nickname stuck. So thanks! I think you dubbed me that because I love acting. Plus, at the time I was doing a lot of porn parodies. I’ve gotten to play everyone from Oprah to Mel B, and I...
Adriana Chechik
I always say I have the nastiest holes in porn—I mean, who else has mastered triple anal?—but you’d be shocked to know that I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 18. A little prude. I swear, the hottest make-out session I had up till then was with one of...
Nicole Aniston
Nicole Aniston thinks she was born too soon. “I wish I could have been around between the years 1950 and 1960,” the 24-year-old declares. “Life was simpler and cleaner back then. Fashion and entertainment were much more conservative, but that doesn’t bother me.” This nostalgia is partially fueled by a...
Abigail Mac
I’ve shot over 100 porn scenes. After doing so many of them, I’ve learned that I’m more into BDSM or rough scenes. I just did one with Romi Rain where she made me deep-throat her foot and slapped me around. I thought that was really intense and cool. I’m into...
Ariana Marie & Abigail Mac
“I had this boyfriend and we’d fuck constantly. One day he told me, ‘I can’t deal with this. You want it so much, you should just go do porn.’ I guess I took his advice. Since I started, I’ve discovered all this stuff that I love: getting my nipples sucked...
Aaliyah Love & Abigail Mac
Just look me in the eyes and talk! That’s the sexiest thing. I hate it when people try to use cheesy pickup lines. When someone is real, enjoys their life and actually has skills, that excites me. And I don’t mean just sex skills. I’m talking about someone who’s talented...
Madison Ivy
MADISON IVY’S VITAL FACTS: HOMETOWN: Roseville, CA AGE: 21 BIRTH SIGN: Gemini HEIGHT: 4-11 WEIGHT: 102As hard as it may be to believe, I was a bit of a late bloomer,” coos the sultry and seductive Madison Ivy. “I didn’t start having sex until I was almost 18. I don’t...
Eva Lovia
I’m a country girl at heart. I live in North Carolina, and I’ll travel for work, but I prefer the South—it’s so much calmer. Besides modeling, my biggest passion is cooking. I have a blog called Made With Lovia, and I share all my recipes. I make everything from lamb...
Scheduling Sex: The Life of an Escort’s Assistant
What’s it like to handle the scheduling for an in-demand sex worker? Read on for the inside scoop… Behind every great leader, every success story, every icon whose achievements we revere, is a dedicated assistant who keeps it all on the rails. Do you think Batman could find his socks without Alfred? I think not....
The Joys of Toys
Most men have a “just stick it in the hole” mentality. But if you allow yourself to enjoy the variety of different types of stimulation that toys can provide, you’ll have some great, slowbuilding sexual highs. You’ll also learn to enjoy a more circuitous and exploratory route to orgasm, which your lover will not only...
The Better Sex Diet: Foods to Fuck With
The phrase “you are what you eat” applies to your performance in the bedroom, too. Read on to find out what fucking foods you should be eating if you want to be a sex superstar. Here’s something to chew on: The path to happy, healthy genitals leads through your mouth and stomach. Not only can...
Diving in Deep
Wet HUSTLER Honeys Invite You in for a Dip Summer is heading into full, furnace-like force. In this Year of the Lockdown, chances are pretty good that you’re cooped up inside, and the only pool you have access to is the pool of sweat collecting in your navel. Still, a guy can dream, can’t he?...
Anthrax Drummer Charlie Benante’s ‘Silver Linings’ Playbook
The man who pounds the kit for Anthrax pays tribute to his influences with a star-studded album of eclectic covers. Like many of us, Anthrax’s drummer Charlie Benante was losing his mind in quarantine. The endless days of endless nothingness were getting to him. But unlike most of us who just watched everything on Netflix,...
George Wallace: 100,000 Shows Strong
For nearly 50 years George Wallace has been living the dream: He’s written for Redd Foxx. He’s opened for Tom Jones. And he’s starred in not one, not two, but three Adam Sandler movies. George has done more than 100,000 stand-up shows, and the man they call the new “Mr. Las Vegas” has gone onstage...
Reconciliation for a Suffering Country
Editor’s note: On February 10, 2021, our fearless leader, Larry C. Flynt, passed away, as this edition was going to press. Below is his last Publisher’s Statement. We are already feeling the loss deeply, and our June 2021 HUSTLER will be a special commemorative issue, available May 11. It seems to be the inevitable fate...
Dr. Michael Eric Dyson: Illuminating the Shadows
In his 23rd book Michael Eric Dyson expresses, in literary form, the Black Lives Matter slogan “Say their name!” Each chapter of Long Time Coming: Reckoning With Race in America is addressed to African Americans who died as a result of police and vigilante violence. The 230-page book is a sort of primer, chronicling and...
