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Juliana Hatfield: ‘Blood’ Rush

Since breaking big in the alt-rock scene in the ’90s, Juliana Hatfield has continued to create compelling music at a relentless pace. Her newest album, Blood, might be her darkest offering yet. In the ’90s there were plenty of cool alt-rock chicks on the scene, from Courtney Love to Jen Trynin to Tracy Bonham and...
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HUSTLER Classic: Dune Bunnies

Sandboarding might be one of the more obscure of the extreme sports, but it has grown in popularity over the years. And if the industry ever decided to take its marketing cues from the Holiday ’03 HUSTLER pictorial Betty Sue & Fallon: Sand Blast, it could probably generate a craze that makes the X Games...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jojo Kiss

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Jojo is that rare beauty indeed, with wholesome, girl-next-door looks—and the kind of sex drive that makes you wish she was your neighbor.  KIss made her first big impression on HUSTLER readers in the February ’18 issue, pairing up with...
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HUSTLER Classic: Womb With a View

Just look at that view, will you? Couldn’t you just stare at it all day? Really takes your breath away, doesn’t it?  Of course it does—and the cityscape is pretty impressive too.  Join us now for a look back at the October ’02 HUSTLER pictorial A Hero Will Rise, which was chock-full of eye candy...
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Ryan Ryans

Things you should know about me: I’m a trained fighter, I’m a great baker, and I’m kind. If I weren’t a model, I’d be a nurse—I enjoy taking care of people. Oh, and traveling is important to me. I have a serious case of wanderlust, and I am constantly planning...
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Get Some Fucking Sleep!

A new study has found that doggy-style is the best sex position for improving your sleep. We take a deep dive into the connection between boning and dozing. It’s frustrating to toss and turn in bed, trying to sleep but not being able to—and insomnia is a bigger issue than it’s ever been, with the...
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Chrissy

Now that she’s finally out of school, 18-year-old Chrissy plans to make up for lost time. “I particularly want to see what I’ve been missing,” says the hot-to-trot Californian. “I’m curious to find out about older men, since boys my own age are so shallow.” On that note, Chissy admits,...
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Surviving Infidelity

Cheating is one of the biggest challenges that a relationship can face, but it is possible to get past the betrayal and repair the situation with some hard work. No matter the circumstances, infidelity is one of the biggest challenges a relationship can face. If you are the person who was cheated on, your emotions...
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Hookers & Blow: Good for America

The rock supergroup featuring Guns N’ Roses’ Dizzy Reed and Quiet Riot’s Alex Grossi tell us about their attention-grabbing name, their upcoming debut album and playing at a senior living center. The name of the band is Hookers & Blow. Have we got your attention? We thought so. With a moniker like that, HUSTLERMagazine.com just...
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Porn Sex vs. Real Sex: XXX Star Missy Martinez Reveals the Difference

Ever get the feeling that your bedroom romps aren’t exactly playing out like your favorite skin-flick scenes? Don’t be silly; of course they’re not. But don’t worry—as blue-screen veteran Missy Martinez explains, everyone’s personal sexual experiences differ drastically from the professional pound sessions of porn.  Okay, I hate to break it to you: Porn sex isn’t...
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HUSTLER Classic: Surf, Sand & Sex

Get ready for a splashy time, fellas; the surf’s not the only thing that’s up today.  Join us as we wade into the April ’03 issue of HUSTLER and, in particular, the pictorial Stacy & Trent: Beached Wails.  The pictorial, captured by photographer Matti Klatt, shared the tale of blond beauty Stacy and Trent, a...
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Whoring History

The Saga of Sex Work in America. On an isolated ranch in Bush, Louisiana, far from her beloved New Orleans, Norma Wallace cradled a gun and a broken heart as she dialed her sister-in-law’s number. Wayne Bernard, the dashing husband 39 years her junior, had gone missing again, his attention focused on a burgeoning relationship...
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Christopher Bickel’s Neo-Grindhouse Thrills

With highly adrenalized offerings like The Theta Girl and his latest movie Bad Girls, filmmaker Christopher Bickel is wringing big impact out of tiny budgets. Read on for our interview with a modern contender for the Russ Meyer throne. One of the beauties of underground film is that it doesn’t have to pander. Not to...
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Ryan Ryans

It takes a special kind of woman to land three HUSTLER pictorials, and Ryan Ryans is a special beauty indeed.  Ryan hails from Orlando, Florida, which is often referred to as The City Beautiful—and with citizens as attractive as her, it’s easy to see why. Ryan first graced HUSTLER readers with a pictorial in the...
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Make Way for the Doomsday Cabaret

XXX star Daisy Ducati makes the most out of lockdown by bringing burlesque to amazing new places in the online realm. There is way more to your favorite adult performer than meets the eye. Sure, they’re gorgeous, sexy and proficient in the art of sex, but look deeper and you will discover an artist who...
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HUSTLER Classic: Lust in the Afternoon

For most people, when it comes to getting busy, the night time is the right time. But as it’s often been noted, different strokes for different folks—especially when the strokes involved are of the self-pleasuring variety—hey, there’s no wrong time for that!  Take, for instance, Cassie, the lovely young thing at the center of the...
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Whacking Off the Wine Flu

Can masturbation really cure a hangover after a night of overindulging? “I like drinking, but drinking doesn’t like me.” —Some poor bastard. Next to rolling around naked with someone who makes your pecker flutter like a coked-up butterfly, getting drunk is one of the greatest pleasures in life. It helps people find toleration amid the...
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Siri Dahl: Sex, Sabbaticals and the Satanic Temple

In the early to mid 2010s, Siri reigned supreme. With an avid following and a reputation for unforgettable scenes, this XXX superstar was at the height of her game. Then she decided to quit. Now she’s returned and is here to tell us about her wild ride.  Leaving the world of porn behind, she immersed...
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Jil Love: Artivist

International activist Jil Love combines dissent, performance art, pulchritude and nudity in her demonstrations. From the shores of the Mediterranean isle of Ibiza to the sands of North Africa to the boulevards of Hollywood and beyond, this statuesque European beauty stages “art protests” for causes including human and animal rights, environmentalism, the homeless, marijuana legalization...
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Going In Deep With the ‘Guys We Fucked’ Gals

Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson built a powerhouse podcast out of interviewing the men they’ve been intimate with—and they’re just getting started on their media empire.  Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming Podcast is a wildly successful show hosted by comedians Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson, but ironically enough the pair initially didn’t want to...
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Jamie Kennedy: Shooters Shoot

Jamie Kennedy has been around the block. Your block, your brother’s block, all the damn blocks. He’s earned his stripes in Scream, Romeo + Juliet, Three Kings and countless television and stand-up specials. He’s all about taking a shot, taking chances. Join us as we learn his secrets to scoring George Lucas for a booty...
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Udo Dirkschneider: Rocking the Pandemic

Udo Dirkschneider—the man, the myth, the legend—has returned with his namesake band U.D.O and a brand-new double-live record, Live in Bulgaria 2020: Pandemic Survival Show. Many people remember Udo Dirkschneider as the original lead singer in the classic German metal band Accept, which achieved widespread prominence with the iconic 1984 hit “Balls to the Wall.”...
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Asshole of the Month: Lin Wood

Many people assume that highly educated professionals—medical doctors, lawyers, professors, scientists—are a sane, rational lot, untroubled by the crackpot ideas that afflict more ignorant folk. They couldn’t have plowed through all those difficult lessons and lectures in college with a screw loose, right? That’s way wrong. We’ve got mad scientists, quack doctors and lawyers who’d...

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