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September 2021

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Accidental Cougar Creampies

A wise man who knows about cougars once sang, “Life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone.” Which might be—okay, definitely is true, but that doesn’t mean a woman can’t get some hellacious kicks in her later years. To that end, Accidental Cougar Creampies focuses on spunky older gals getting their snatches filled with rejuvenating doses of sac serum. Seasoned brunette Eva Long is one such well-preserved specimen, with an improbably supple ass that gets slapped repeatedly by her boy toy’s fat balls. She’s a limber fuck too, going knees-to-earlobes as her pussy is stuffed with blood-swollen pud. Next, Alana Cruise hires a masseur to work out the kinks in her neck. Instead, the man-bunned muscleman tenderizes Cruise’s pussy with his meat mallet, eventually dispensing a soothing dollop of ball batter into her snizz. The standout scene, though, features blond sexpot Sarah Vandella. With her over-the-top mugging, Vandella works hard, flexing her “acting” chops in this effort. Luckily, when she’s not chewing scenery, the pneumatic-racked beauty puts her mouth to good use on her scenemate’s pud. The dude Vandella is paired with is obviously impressed by her skills; after positively flooding Vandella’s snatch with scrotum sauce, he goes the extra mile and wrings a second hearty helping of man mayo onto her pretty mug. If horny, experienced women getting pumped full of nad nectar is your jam, Accidental Cougar Creampies is a tasty offering. Call 800-763-8271 ext. 7651 to order. —Pico D. Ribibi

A wise man who knows about cougars once sang, “Life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone.” Which might be—okay, definitely is true, but that doesn’t mean a woman can’t get some hellacious kicks in her later years. To that end, Accidental Cougar Creampies focuses on spunky older gals getting their...
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Eva Long, Alana Cruise, Britney Amber, Sarah Vandella, Lucas Frost, T Stone, Justin Hunt, Codey Steele


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Anton Slayer
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