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Let the Accountability Begin!
To restore the nation, we must restore justice…and disbar Trump’s lawyers. “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers,” says Dick the Butcher in Shakespeare’s Henry VI, Part 2. That’s way over the top, but disbarring Donald Trump’s lawyers wouldn’t hurt. In fact, with nothing less than the survival of our democracy at...
The Man of the Hour
It’s no secret that Joe Biden was not my favorite Democratic candidate for President. I’ve criticized his long history of coddling the Republicans and his gung ho support for the Iraq War. But if you’re looking for saints of unblemished purity, you won’t find them in the political arena. I don’t care who your hero...
Stripper Confidential
Stripping is the toughest job you’ll ever love (sorry, Peace Corps). So say these dedicated dancers—no filter, no bullshit, in their own words. Forget the stereotypes, the punch lines, the assumptions. It’s time to listen to what these hardworking warriors have to say. From marriage counseling to no-mercy nipple torture, strippers are the heroes we...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Emily Addison
Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat, where we celebrate the sweet three-peats who have graced the pages of America’s Magazine! This week we honor Emily Addison, who has a long and sexy history with America’s Magazine. Way back in the February ’08 HUSTLER, long before she officially gained Honey status, Emily was featured in HUSTLER’s...
Yexes & Chris
“I take control of my man,” Yexes informs Chris, who wisely allows his domineering partner to wrap her sultry lips around his shaft and suck until he’s weak in the knees. Yexes wrestles Chris onto his back and plants herself on his pole, her ass slapping thunderously against his ball sac. Knowing Chris is ready...
You Put What, Where?
Gigantic gummy worms, Easter eggs, action figures—prepare to be amazed by these adventures in extreme penetration! The human body is amazing. We are capable of such feats of athleticism, performance and awe-inspiring activities. Oh, we can also shove really big and weird stuff inside of our holes! What goes into preparing a body for multiple...
HUSTLER Classic: Cooze Control
Is there anything hotter than a woman who isn’t afraid to take charge? Who doesn’t hesitate to tell her man exactly what she wants, and refuses to let him get off until he’s fulfilled her every desire? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Case in point: The September ’01 HUSTLER pictorial Yexes & Chris: Strict Tease. ...
Suzi Quatro: Genuine Leather
The pioneering female rocker and Happy Days alum is back with a new album, the brilliantly bluesy The Devil in Me. For men of a certain age, the name Suzi Quatro stirs up a lot of feelings and emotions. She was the first internationally known rock ’n’ roll chick of the 1970s, releasing several brilliant...
Hump-Day Special: Nuts About Butts
We’re bringing up the rear in a very big way with this salute to some of the sweetest asses that have graced the pages of HUSTLER. Join us as we embark on this cheeky celebration! Loren Minardi Alya Stark Natalia Starr Emily Willis Emma Hix Jessica Lockwood...
The Resurrection of Roxy Raye
After establishing herself as one of the most daring performers in the adult industry, Roxy Raye suffered a life-threatening car accident that led to numerous surgeries and nearly two years of recovery. Now she’s back and ready to hit the comeback trail in a big way. The XXX scene is not unlike the world of...
Lena Anderson
“I’m a tall girl, over six feet. I used to hate towering over all the other teenagers, but I’ve come to realize that my extra-long legs are beautiful and they make me stand out. Tall and sexy is a powerful thing to be. Plus, my legs are great for fucking...
Lena Anderson
“I think of myself as a gypsy. I like going to new places and seeing things I’ve never seen. Full immersion into a new culture is one of the most beautiful, informative parts of the human experience. People may not know that I’m an artist, but I’ve actually been thinking...
Murders, Mistrials & Mistakes
There are over 2 million men and women incarcerated in America’s state, federal and private prison systems. That’s almost a quarter of the world’s inmates. The problem is that many of them don’t belong behind bars. If even 1% of U.S. prisoners were wrongfully convicted, then tens of thousands of individuals are languishing in cells...
HUSTLER Classic: Rocking the Boat
A sunny, relaxing day out on the water with two hot chicks, a couple of fishing poles and a big, juicy slice of watermelon—it doesn’t get much better than that. Such was the idyllic setting portrayed in the classic HUSTLER pictorial Rose & Louise: S.S. Love on the High Seas, from the November ’81 issue...
“Absolutely, sir. All of our soiled panties are guaranteed to be worn by females!”
“Absolutely, sir. All of our soiled panties are guaranteed to be worn by females!”...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jayme Langford
Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice! Today we honor Jayme Langford, a bright-eyed beauty from Providence, Rhode Island, which is sometimes referred to as the Divine City—and there’s plenty that’s divine about this multifaceted babe. Jayme is far more than a pretty face and a killer body—a...
“…And do you, Chuck, bet half of everything you own that you will love this bitch forever?!”
“…And do you, Chuck, bet half of everything you own that you will love this bitch forever?!”...
“Sorry! Under the new Republican healthcare plan I’m not allowed to do anything for you.”
“Sorry! Under the new Republican healthcare plan I’m not allowed to do anything for you.”...
Sex Mythbreakers: Girl Talk
Think that guys have the market cornered on locker-room banter? Sit down; we have some news that is going to make your jaw drop. The next best thing to having sex, or watching other people have it, is probably talking about it. There’s a bit of a discrepancy though, when it comes to how men...
Mammary Monday: Wet & Wild Edition
Tits—they’re awesome, aren’t they? And if you want to make them even more awesome, just add water! Prepare yourself to a splashy salute to breasts at their doused, dripping, soaking-wet best! Keisha Grey & Blair Williams Anita Abby Lee Brazil Kiara Diane Abigail Mac Jade Couture...
HUSTLER Classic: Piddling Around
You’ve probably heard the expression, “Don’t shit where you eat.” But what about pissing where you work? It’s a topic worth considering as we examine the subject of this installment of HUSTLER Classic, the January ’02 pictorial Lacey: Streaming for Vengeance. The pictorial, lensed by photographer Clive McLean, shared the story of Lacey, a pissed-off...
Hump-Day Special: More Bare-Ass Beach Babes
Spring is finally here—and with the COVID vaccine rolling out, by the time summer rolls around, a day at the beach really might be a day at the beach again this year. Finally! With that prospect on the horizon, let’s gear up for what will hopefully be a return to normal summer sexiness with this...
Hot Mess: A Guide to Sploshing
Sploshing might not be the most common kink out there but as any fan will tell you, covering yourself in cake, peanut butter or slime can be good, messy fun. There is something so liberating about getting messy. Not hair-out-of-place, shirt-unbuttoned messy, but immersing yourself in a head-to-toe plaster cast of sauce, slime and ooey,...
By Special Request: Custom Cam Clips
Welcome to the wild world of custom clips, where innovative webcam models bring your deepest desires to life. Darren Aronofsky, Kathryn Bigelow, Stanley Kubrick—all hacks compared to the cam stars who fulfill their fans’ most elaborate fantasies. From OnlyFans to ManyVids, Clips4Sale and the dozens of other platforms available to entrepreneurs, custom clip content is...
Charlotte Stokely, Renaissance Babe
Performer. Science geek. Health guru. Aspiring author. Charlotte Stokely isn’t letting the COVID-19 pandemic slow her down. In fact, she recently took part in a groundbreaking addition to the nascent genre of quarantine porn. We spent some time with the XXX polymath to find out what she’s been up to lately. (SPOILER ALERT: She’s been up...
