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Gilby Clarke: The Gospel Truth

The guitar god and Guns N’ Roses alum talks about his new album, his favorite GNR moment and more. Best known for his short time in Guns N’ Roses during the Use Your Illusion era, Gilby Clarke is one of rock ’n’ roll’s best and most reliable guitar gods. After his three-year stint in that...

Megan Rain

“I discovered that I was a squirter while masturbating with a dildo during a live webcam show. Before that I hadn’t masturbated much. In fact the first time I played with my pussy was on the set of a solo casting! Now I like using a vibrator before I go...

Boning Up: Sex Tips From Porn Star Jane Wilde

“I love to be choked and manhandled, by guys or girls. I love to be submissive to men especially and really just lose myself.” With XXX credits ranging from BARELY LEGAL #167: College Nerd Creampies to Anal Heartbreakers 4, Jane Wilde has had plenty of experience in the carnal arts. In the interest of sexual enlightenment, HUSTLERMagazine.com...

Dildo Darlings III

No big dick? No big deal! These toy-loving ladies happily fill the void in their sex lives with an array of faux phalluses. Join us for a penetrating look into as they break open the toy chest for sexy playtime! And make sure to check out the first two editions of Dildo Darlings here and...

Swinging Hacienda-Style: A Celebration of Sex

It all began ten years ago, when a newly single New York City hedge-funder named Andrew Sparksfire discovered the city’s underground sex parties. When the party he was regularly attending needed a new home, Andrew offered up his own newly refurbished Bushwick brownstone as a venue, a home replete with backyard patio, bar and hot...

HUSTLER Triple Threat: Val Dodds

Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat! Today we celebrate the beauty, charm, spunk, sexuality and spirit of Val Dodds, a stunning babe with a taste for adventure—and, as you’ll see, for other ladies.  Dodds hails from the Midwestern state of Nebraska, and if it seems like an odd fit for a sexually liberated gal such...

Truly Obscene

For more than four decades HUSTLER has been a stalwart defender of free speech, unabashedly exposing not only the erotic beauty of the human body, but also the darker corners and discomfiting truths in our society. We have often been criticized, and prosecuted, for the uncompromising graphic displays in our pages. But sometimes it takes...

Little Women, Big Thrills

Take a little time with us as we explore the rise of petite performers.  Like the mighty atom or a rag-tag rebel fleet, small can be powerful. Small can shake an empire to its very foundations.  In adult entertainment, petite performers rule the roost. Sure, height is great for reaching things on tall shelves, but...

Hollywood Money Shot

When the Devil offers you a deal, it takes balls to negotiate the terms and conditions, but that’s exactly what Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski did when they made their mark on the movie industry. Their rebellious nature and determination resulted in some of the most unique films of the 1990s, including the essential biopic...

Diving in Deep, Part III

Summer’s nearly here, and after a very long year-plus of lockdown, you’re no doubt eager to dive into the pool and make a splash. Speaking of things you’re eager to dive into, we’ve assembled a drool-worthy collection of wet, naked babes frolicking in the water to get you really amped up for the upcoming summer...

Hypocrisy Is the Enemy

Note: This story originally ran in the July 2013 issue of HUSTLER. Larry Flynt is celebrating dual milestones. Now 70, he heads a business empire that’s larger and more profitable than ever. He’s also celebrating the 25-year anniversary of an unlikely Supreme Court victory. HUSTLER Magazine v. Falwell, Flynt’s epic legal battle against evangelist Jerry...

2HotWives: The Podcast That Comes Out Swinging

Meet Ams and Kat, a pair of suburban MILFs  in open marriages who are on a mission to help other women broaden their sexual horizons. Is there anything hotter than a sexy suburban MILF talking about her lust life?  How about two sexy suburban MILFs talking about their lust lives, which seems to be the...

Scheerleader

Paul Scheer is truly a man for all television seasons. From his foibles on the FXX hit The League to his roundhouse ass-kickery in Adult Swim’s NTSF SD: SUV::, he’s been synonymous with all things comedy since Best Week Ever back in the day. You’ve spotted him on Fresh Off the Boat, 30 Rock, Childrens...

Body Hair for Sale!

Used makeup wipes! Belly button photos! Bum gummies! Sex workers reveal the most unusual items they’ve sold to fans. Fetish objects are a mysterious and deeply individual attraction. One person’s dirty underwear is another’s foot-skin shavings, and to say one is more “normal” than the other is pure myopia. We like what we like, and...

Thundermother: Bringing the Heat Wave

An all-female rock band from Sweden that channels everyone from AC/DC to Motörhead to The Black Crowes? Meet your new musical obsession. We all love a rocker chick. That special lady with the right combination of looks, talent and infinite cool. Our ultimate dream girl. From Taylor Momsen to Lzzy Hale and Nita Strauss, there...

Chuck Palahniuk Sounds Off

The man who brought the world Fight Club is back with a gripping new book, The Invention of Sound—and a few thoughts on the End Times vibe of the Age of Quarantine.  If there’s anyone creatively prepared to take on the chaos and plagues that 2020 has brought, it’s probably Chuck Palahniuk. After all, who...

Work Out, Get Off

Exploring the “Coregasm” Phenomenon Some people like exercising because it gives them a rush of endorphins or a body that makes others say, “Damn!” But a lesser-known benefit of working up a sweat is that you can also come while doing so.  What? Yes, you read that right. Researchers have found that some people are...

Oh, Nurse!

It’s National Student Nurse Day—which is, in our opinion, hands-down the best part of National Nurses Week every year.  In the past 12 months, especially, we’ve all developed a profound appreciation for the tireless effort and dedication of the essential workers in the medical profession, so let’s celebrate them now with this pictorial salute to...

Swapping Stories With the Front Porch Swingers

Meet Brenna and Brian, who’ve turned their love of nonmonogamy and podcasting into a masterclass on the swinging lifestyle. The United States was founded on Puritan values, and those Puritans loved sex…to remain between one husband and one wife, for procreation purposes only. But for people wanting more than a scoop of vanilla, a weekly...

Escorting: The Naked Truth

What really happens between professional companions and the guys who hire them? We speak with a number of escorts to find out. Let’s talk about something very few people truly understand (although everyone is super-curious about the topic). It’s often called the world’s oldest profession, but despite being around for a while, many people are...

One-Night Stands: The Disaster Stories

Sure, hooking up with a stranger for a night of casual groin-grinding sounds like a great idea—until you wake up in the morning with a head full of regret. Read on for some toe-curling cautionary tales. Anyone with a peter or pussy will undoubtedly have a few humiliating stories about disastrous one-night stands. Oh, sure,...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Megan Rain

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we focus on Megan Rain, a native of Palm Springs, California, which is known for many attractions, including the nearby Joshua Tree National Park. An equally beautiful natural wonder, Megan first grabbed HUSTLER readers’ attention with the March ’17...

Asshole of the Month: Josh Hawley

Some people born with all the stars aligned for a successful life nevertheless manage to fuck things up with a few horrible decisions; they bet the whole farm on the wrong horse or hitch their wagon to a leader who turns out to be a false prophet. Then their soaring ambition flames out like a...

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