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“Fuck Trump leaving the White House. I’m gonna miss…”
“Fuck Trump leaving the White House. I’m gonna miss Melania’s tits and ass bouncing all over the place.”...
Of Sluts and Scholars
Nicoletta Heidegger wants to help you fuck smarter with her podcast Sluts and Scholars. We spent some time with the therapist and sex guru to learn more about her mission. I go into my interview with Nicoletta Heidegger wanting to like her, I really do, but she nearly goes too far when she begins to...
Motörhead’s Phil Campbell and Mikkey Dee: Life Without Lemmy
The surviving members of the greatest rock band ever talk about their iconic badass frontman and Motörhead’s new live album. On December 28,, 2015, rock ’n’ roll’s most distinctive voice was silenced for good when Lemmy Kilmister died from aggressive cancer. The singer and bass player for Motörhead always seemed immortal. During his 70 years...
Stripping in Broad Daylight: A Day-Shift Dancer Reveals Her Secrets
Sure, most people associate strip joints with the after-dark hours. But frequenting a gentlemen’s club while the sun is still shining has benefits for clients and peelers alike. Read on for the lowdown from a woman who’s been there. Think of any movie, any TV show, any sort of narrative—dramatic or otherwise—involving strippers. What do...
HUSTLER Classic: In Through the Out Door
The path to bliss can take numerous and sometimes unexpected turns. For instance, a person might be en route to a pleasant stay in Vaginaville and suddenly take a detour to Butthole Junction. Such was the case with the January 2002 HUSTLER pictorial Claudia & Billy: Lick It & Stick It, which shared the tale...
Latex Lovers Do Rubber Right
Some men complain about wearing condoms, but when it comes to other types of latex, their dicks have no problem standing at attention! Rubber dolls, dominatrices in sleek getups, rubber toys and other latex-coated playthings have a sex appeal that is undeniable. HUSTLERMagazine.com spoke with some of the top dommes in the world to learn...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lena Anderson
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we turn our admiring gaze to Lena Anderson, a tall drink of water and a breath of fresh air. Lena hails from Roanoke, Virginia, which is often referred to as Star City, and this sweet-faced stunner certainly has no...
Summer of Lust?
With the COVID vaccine rolling out, a sex-starved populace could very well be humping up a storm by July. But what will it really take to get back to fucking normal? Trying to get laid was rough business last year. The lockdowns imposed to combat the spread of the dreaded COVID-19 virus and the gnawing...
HUSTLER Classic: Garden State Porkway
Poor New Jersey; it’s been the butt of countless jokes, and often written off as New York’s bland yet somehow also skeevy little brother. For god’s sake, the state was even saddled with Chris Christie as its governor for eight years. However, the Garden State does have its positive attributes, and two of its more considerable...
Fucking Scared
Pregnancy! Disease! Performance anxiety! Poop stuff! Examining our biggest sex fears. Having sex is one of the most vulnerable things a person can experience. You’re exchanging fluids. You’re naked. They’re naked. And while you should be focused on having fun, sometimes the only thing that people can think about in the midst of boning is,...
Fabulous Feet
Superstars of the foot-fetish world go deep with us about this utterly toe-curling kink. Porn is magical. There is a niche for almost every single one of a person’s desires. Some people love giant tits, others prefer a juicy booty. There is even a huge market solely (pun intended) dedicated to the love, appreciation and...
Tracii Guns: Six-Strings Ablazing
The iconic guitar-slinger sounds off about his many musical endeavors, including his new band Sunbomb and its upcoming album, Evil and Divine. Look up the term “journeyman musician” online and you will most likely find a photo of Tracii Guns. The go-to guitarist has been working and in demand since his Fairfax High School days...
Tinder Hookups: The Good, the Bad, the Extremely Rare
Science has determined that the popular dating app isn’t the conduit of casual sex it’s been made out to be. We take a swipe at some true-life tales from its users. Among the array of dating apps out there, Tinder in particular has gained a reputation for being one of the easiest ways to bag...
“I was gonna ask if it was good for you too, then I remembered I was a guy and don’t give a fuck.”
“I was gonna ask if it was good for you too, then I remembered I was a guy and don’t give a fuck.”...
HUSTLER Classic: Where There’s a Will, There’s a Lay
A death in the family is typically anything but a sexy event. But in one HUSTLER pictorial, anyway, a deceased relative led to a situation where the body in the casket wasn’t the only stiffie on display. The pictorial, November ’02’s Hannah & Ben: Will to Suck Seed, shared the story of Hannah, who according...
“I don’t know, Jesus. Feeding the poor and healing the sick kinda sounds like socialism.”
“I don’t know, Jesus. Feeding the poor and healing the sick kinda sounds like socialism.”...
“Then there’s this item: a ‘Last Supper’ as a deductible business dinner?”
“Then there’s this item: a ‘Last Supper’ as a deductible business dinner?”...
You read the Bible because you want a personal relationship with Jesus.
“You read the Bible because you want a personal relationship with Jesus. I read HUSTLER because I want a personal relationship with the February Honey.”...
Easter Funny
Cartoons calculated to raise a chuckle. “Then there’s this item: a ‘Last Supper’ as a deductible business dinner?” “Hi, I’m Jesus, and this coming election I urge you to not vote for the ‘moral values’ candidate!” “But in the future, the meek shall inherit a huge government deficit!” “You know we all love you, Jesus,...
Star Fuckers: A First Contact Day Celebration
Space: The final frontier. And, as it turns out, the setting for some out-of-this-world sexual encounters. It’s April 5, also known to die-hard Trekkies as First Contact Day. In Star Trek mythology, First Contact Day marks the Vulcans’ initial encounter with humans in, of all places, Bozeman, Montana, on April 5, 2063. The anniversary of...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Celeste Star
Pomona, California, might lack the glamour of nearby Hollywood, but it has its charms. For nearly 100 years, it’s hosted the Los Angeles County Fair, where city slickers get an annual taste of the rural life (and some seriously decadent, deep-fried food). Cal Poly Pomona, meanwhile, boasts seriously formidable engineering programs and distinguished alumni including...
HUSTLER Classic: A Push for Bush
Some people say that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but for others, a bush on a good-looking bird is priceless. Such was definitely the case with the November ’02 HUSTLER pictorial Cindy & Robbie: Switch-Team Player. The photo-set, lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, told the tale of a hookup...
Color Us Aroused
If your ideal self-pleasure session involves gripping your cock in one hand and a crayon in the other, rejoice; WoodRocket has you colored—err, covered. Adult coloring books became a bit of a craze a few years ago, and have enjoyed renewed popularity during the COVID-19 pandemic as grown-ups have sought stress-relieving activities to pass the...
Elsa Jean & Vera Drake
I was a major recluse in school. All my friends were in bands, and I dated the tall, skinny punk boys. Those guys have always been my type. I spent most of my days going to shows and obsessing over music. Porn was a way for me to discover who...
Riley Reid
I have little titties, but I’m a cutie with a booty! What! What! And this baby is all natural. I have no fillers, implants, Botox, fake nails, etc. I love myself exactly the way that I am. And I love people who love themselves too. It’s a turn-on when someone’s...
Lana Rhoades & Adria Rae
“Eat pussy like you mean it. Don’t do bullshit like side lick for a minute and call it quits. Get in there like you’re going to dislocate your jaw and suck my soul out! If a man can’t go down like a lesbian, he should leave me alone. I love...
Lana Rhoades
Whenever I perform, I become this loud, confident character, but in real life I’m shy, soft-spoken and embarrass easily. Once, in an airport, they searched my bag because I had a dildo in there. When they pulled it out in front of everyone, I just about died! Before I entered...
