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Misty Stone

Years ago HUSTLER called me the ‘Halle Berry of Porn,’ and that nickname stuck. So thanks! I think you dubbed me that because I love acting. Plus, at the time I was doing a lot of porn parodies. I’ve gotten to play everyone from Oprah to Mel B, and I...

Adriana Chechik

I always say I have the nastiest holes in porn—I mean, who else has mastered triple anal?—but you’d be shocked to know that I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 18. A little prude. I swear, the hottest make-out session I had up till then was with one of...

Nicole Aniston

Nicole Aniston thinks she was born too soon. “I wish I could have been around between the years 1950 and 1960,” the 24-year-old declares. “Life was simpler and cleaner back then. Fashion and entertainment were much more conservative, but that doesn’t bother me.” This nostalgia is partially fueled by a...

Abigail Mac

I’ve shot over 100 porn scenes. After doing so many of them, I’ve learned that I’m more into BDSM or rough scenes. I just did one with Romi Rain where she made me deep-throat her foot and slapped me around. I thought that was really intense and cool. I’m into...

Ariana Marie & Abigail Mac

“I had this boyfriend and we’d fuck constantly. One day he told me, ‘I can’t deal with this. You want it so much, you should just go do porn.’ I guess I took his advice. Since I started, I’ve discovered all this stuff that I love: getting my nipples sucked...

Aaliyah Love & Abigail Mac

Just look me in the eyes and talk! That’s the sexiest thing. I hate it when people try to use cheesy pickup lines. When someone is real, enjoys their life and actually has skills, that excites me. And I don’t mean just sex skills. I’m talking about someone who’s talented...

Madison Ivy

MADISON IVY’S VITAL FACTS: HOMETOWN: Roseville, CA AGE: 21 BIRTH SIGN: Gemini HEIGHT: 4-11 WEIGHT: 102As hard as it may be to believe, I was a bit of a late bloomer,” coos the sultry and seductive Madison Ivy. “I didn’t start having sex until I was almost 18. I don’t...

Eva Lovia

I’m a country girl at heart. I live in North Carolina, and I’ll travel for work, but I prefer the South—it’s so much calmer. Besides modeling, my biggest passion is cooking. I have a blog called Made With Lovia, and I share all my recipes. I make everything from lamb...

Scheduling Sex: The Life of an Escort’s Assistant

What’s it like to handle the scheduling for an in-demand sex worker? Read on for the inside scoop… Behind every great leader, every success story, every icon whose achievements we revere, is a dedicated assistant who keeps it all on the rails. Do you think Batman could find his socks without Alfred? I think not....

The Joys of Toys

Most men have a “just stick it in the hole” mentality. But if you allow yourself to enjoy the variety of different types of stimulation that toys can provide, you’ll have some great, slowbuilding sexual highs. You’ll also learn to enjoy a more circuitous and exploratory route to orgasm, which your lover will not only...

The Better Sex Diet: Foods to Fuck With

The phrase “you are what you eat” applies to your performance in the bedroom, too. Read on to find out what fucking foods you should be eating if you want to be a sex superstar.  Here’s something to chew on: The path to happy, healthy genitals leads through your mouth and stomach. Not only can...

Diving in Deep

Wet HUSTLER Honeys Invite You in for a Dip  Summer is heading into full, furnace-like force. In this Year of the Lockdown, chances are pretty good that you’re cooped up inside, and the only pool you have access to is the pool of sweat collecting in your navel. Still, a guy can dream, can’t he?...

Anthrax Drummer Charlie Benante’s ‘Silver Linings’ Playbook

The man who pounds the kit for Anthrax pays tribute to his influences with a star-studded album of eclectic covers. Like many of us, Anthrax’s drummer Charlie Benante was losing his mind in quarantine. The endless days of endless nothingness were getting to him. But unlike most of us who just watched everything on Netflix,...

George Wallace: 100,000 Shows Strong

For nearly 50 years George Wallace has been living the dream: He’s written for Redd Foxx. He’s opened for Tom Jones. And he’s starred in not one, not two, but three Adam Sandler movies. George has done more than 100,000 stand-up shows, and the man they call the new “Mr. Las Vegas” has gone onstage...

Reconciliation for a Suffering Country

Editor’s note: On February 10, 2021, our fearless leader, Larry C. Flynt, passed away, as this edition was going to press. Below is his last Publisher’s Statement. We are already feeling the loss deeply, and our June 2021 HUSTLER will be a special commemorative issue, available May 11. It seems to be the inevitable fate...

Dr. Michael Eric Dyson: Illuminating the Shadows

In his 23rd book Michael Eric Dyson expresses, in literary form, the Black Lives Matter slogan “Say their name!” Each chapter of Long Time Coming: Reckoning With Race in America is addressed to African Americans who died as a result of police and vigilante violence. The 230-page book is a sort of primer, chronicling and...

Victoriya

“The color red does something to me—it makes me feel sinfully sexy. I enjoy the tease of slowly stripping off red lingerie. I can be shy at times, but I’m also a performer. I like to stare at my lovers as I expose my skin and spread my thighs. I...

Edible Aubrey

“I’m only 19, but I’ve already discovered my attraction to older men. They know exactly what they want in bed and how to communicate what they want to me. That’s so sexy. Younger guys have lots of stamina, but older men have wisdom and power. “I’ve always been a sexual...

The Cost to Be the Boss

To anyone and everyone who thinks it’s easy being an online content producer, kindly go fuck yourselves. The process is time-consuming and requires multiple skill sets to get it right. More than that though, it’s not cheap. And like any smart entrepreneur, you have to invest in your business if you want to succeed. It...

Hot Tub Hell

We need to have a serious discussion about hot tub sex. Specifically, that—despite everything you’ve seen and heard—it is not good. Or sexy. Which is crazy when you think about it, because for decades audiences have been spoon-fed the idea that mashing genitals in three feet of boiling, bacteria-laden water is something we should all...

Tickle Porn

One person’s stress nightmare is another’s pleasure. While some of us cannot fathom the idea of anyone coming within ten nautical miles of our sensitive feet or armpits, others are unequivocally excited by the prospect of a no-mercy tickle attack. Join us, if you will, at the intersection of terror and laughter as we dive...

Bridgerton’s Bedroom Boom

Bridgerton is the Christmas gift that just keeps giving—over and over again, until we just…can’t…take it…anymore. Of course we’re talking about those now-legendary sex scenes that have inspired a wave of, shall we say, erotically authentic fan tributes. The Netflix adaptation of Julia Quinn’s romance novel series landed back on December 25 and has since...

On the couple’s wedding night the groom announced…

On the couple’s wedding night the groom announced, “Honey, I have to confess, I’ve slept with many prostitutes before I met you.” The bride fired back, “I knew I’d seen you somewhere before!”...

Truth and Consequences

After helping to heal broken nations overseas, an accomplished diplomat warns America, “The only real path to peace involves accountability.” Make no mistake. There can be no peace, no reconciliation, without truth, without consequences, without accountability. “There’s a reason you don’t have a lot of candidates out there and politicians saying they want to be...

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