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Nailing the Job
In today’s uptight corporate world, it’s difficult to know what is and isn’t acceptable conduct at the workplace. To clear up any confusion, HUSTLER has assembled this helpful guide. First, Dillion Harper and Alec Knight demonstrate the proper way to resolve tension between a boss and secretary. Don’t bitch about each other to your coworkers....
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Gianna Dior
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we celebrate the beauty, spirit, spark and sexuality of Gianna Dior, a brunet beauty from Alabama who, luckily, wandered out of the Yellowhammer State and straight into porn lovers’ hearts, where she’s been making an indelible impression ever since. ...
Meg Champion
When I was 11 years old, I was crushing on Tiger Beat heartthrobs, inventing voodoo spells and daydreaming about which Spice Girl I most identified with. If I had met cannabis farmer Meg Champion when we were both pre-tampons, she would have told me to kick rocks. That’s because when Champion was 11 years old,...
HUSTLER Pot Shots
Weed’s great. Hot, naked chicks are also great. Put them together and you have a combination that’s tastier than chocolate and peanut butter (which you’ll probably be craving a lot, after a few rips off of the bong). In honor of this most sacred of stoner holidays, we present an array of weed-friendly babes to...
A Hard Lay at the Office
It’s National Administrative Professionals’ Day, when we stand up and salute the hard-working employees who keep things running smoothly in the offices of America. And speaking of standing up, saluting and working hard, enjoy this pictorial tribute to horny worker bees who realize that a little sexy break-time is essential to keeping morale—and dicks—up. What...
Fart Fetishism: It’s a Gas, Gas, Gas
For those with a sexual taste for toots, the phrase “blow it out your ass” takes on an arousing new meaning. Farts are many things to many people. Stinky, usually. Embarrassing, for someone who lets one rip at an inopportune moment. Even funny, for those whose sense of humor leans toward the puerile. And for...
Two Girls, One Mic: A Penetrating Porncast
Like porn? Like laughing? Like learning new things? Then you’ll love this smart, funny, sexy podcast that goes hard and deep into all things XXX. Two Girls, One Mic. The title of this podcast alone is intriguing, but the concept also delivers on fun. Host and producer Alice Vaughn and a revolving cast of co-hosts...
Inner Hoe Uprising: Seriously Funny
Looking for a discussion about genetic editing, or just an amusing anecdote about sex with a cucumber? Either way, this hilariously informative podcast has you covered. If you listen to Inner Hoe Uprising, you’ll almost certainly learn something. However, it might behoove you to have some sort of reference material on hand (e.g., an anatomy textbook,...
Subbing In
The do’s and don’ts of visiting a female submissive. What comes to mind when you think about visiting a dungeon? A stern but sexy woman in black latex, wielding a whip, the only acceptable response to her punishment and demands being a bashful, “Yes, Mistress”? For a lot of men, the opportunity to surrender control...
The only difference between you and this hot 18-year-old…
“The only difference between you and this hot 18-year-old cocksucking, anal-loving, cum-swallowing nymphomaniac is everything.”...
Wacky Wanking: 9 Wild Masturbation Stories
During the COVID-19 pandemic, people are having less sex and even being instructed to wear a mask when bumping uglies. Luckily, masturbating is safe and a long-term option for those afflicted with the illness of permanent horniness. While masturbating is a solo pastime, it by no means needs to be boring. To prove this, HUSTLERMagazine.com...
Halestorm’s Lzzy Hale: “I Am the ‘I Get Off’ Girl”
Red Lion, Pennsylvania, is not exactly known for being a hotbed of rock ’n’ roll. Thankfully, that didn’t stop Lzzy Hale and her drummer brother Arejay from starting the band Halestorm in the early 1990s and electrifying the world of hard rock ever since. The band signed to Atlantic Records in 2009 and released their...
The Joy of Cucking
How an unconventional family in Alaska has found emotional and sexual fulfillment with consensual cheating Infidelity: The Great Equalizer Porn is fantasy. What we jerk off to is not documentary filmmaking, nor is it a blueprint for sex and relationships in the real world. Make no mistake: Porn is beautiful and sexy and deeply arousing....
Get a Leg Up
Stems. Pins. Gams. Whatever you want to call them, if you’re a leg man, these Honeys’ shapely lower extremities will have your third leg standing at full attention! Jade Baker Kira Noir Natalia Starr Randy Moore Aidra Fox Gloria Sol Little Caprice...
The Lesbian’s Guide to Getting Your Girl in the Mood
If things haven’t been so hot and heavy between you and your gal lately, you’ll definitely want to take notes from this lady who loves ladies. You’re just a man, standing in front of a woman, asking her to have sex with you. But she’s not really feeling it. Maybe she hasn’t been feeling it...
No Fucking Regrets
It’s a common dilemma; the older we get, the more we fret about the sex that we never had. Here’s our guide to avoiding a case of erotic FOMO. People often settle down too early in life, only to find themselves 20 years later disgusted, miserable and chock full of regret. Humans can get brainwashed...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Skye Blue
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice! Today we focus our attention and affections on Skye Blue, a blue-eyed, beautifully busted babe originally from Cocoa Beach, Florida, which boasts the motto “Open for Business!” That slogan would seem to apply to Blue as well, but in her...
Not on Location
The assignment: shooting naked models doing naked things. The problem: not being able to be in the same room due to COVID restrictions. Witness the beautiful results. Lee Von Lux Laura Desiree Sam the Blue-Eyed Bombshell To be honest, shooting remotely was a great excuse to chat and catch up with my model friends during...
HUSTLER Honeys: Pretty in Pink
Here’s to pink, the most feminine of colors—and the sexy HUSTLER Honeys who wear it before stripping down and showing off the rosy petals between their legs. Go ahead; put yourself in the pink with the beautiful ladies below. Jessica Lockwood Samantha Rone Cassidy Banks Francesca Lombardi Luna Star Caprice McKenzie Sweet ...
Swing: The Comic That Does Nonmonogamy Right
Most people probably wouldn’t believe that a comic book could provide the best window into alternative sexual lifestyles. Don’t tell that to Matt Hawkins. Hawkins, a veteran of the comic book industry and longtime president and CEO of the Top Cow Productions comic-book studio, has created and written over 30 new franchises. Among Hawkins’ creations:...
14-inch Bic
Mel was in a bar when he saw a guy holding a gigantic cigarette lighter. He went up to him and asked, “Where did you get such a big lighter?” The patron replied, “See that fella playing the piano? He’s a genie, and he’ll grant you one wish.” Mel ambled over to the piano player...
Porn in Film: Who Got It Right?
From Boogie Nights to The Girl Next Door, we grade the big-screen portrayals of the adult industry. Pornography and the people who make it are fascinating topics for mainstream movies, but how accurate have these portrayals been? We took a random sampling of movies and characters and, in a completely unscientific and opinionated way, passed...
Gilby Clarke: The Gospel Truth
The guitar god and Guns N’ Roses alum talks about his new album, his favorite GNR moment and more. Best known for his short time in Guns N’ Roses during the Use Your Illusion era, Gilby Clarke is one of rock ’n’ roll’s best and most reliable guitar gods. After his three-year stint in that...
Megan Rain
“I discovered that I was a squirter while masturbating with a dildo during a live webcam show. Before that I hadn’t masturbated much. In fact the first time I played with my pussy was on the set of a solo casting! Now I like using a vibrator before I go...
Boning Up: Sex Tips From Porn Star Jane Wilde
“I love to be choked and manhandled, by guys or girls. I love to be submissive to men especially and really just lose myself.” With XXX credits ranging from BARELY LEGAL #167: College Nerd Creampies to Anal Heartbreakers 4, Jane Wilde has had plenty of experience in the carnal arts. In the interest of sexual enlightenment, HUSTLERMagazine.com...
