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HUSTLER CLASSIC FEBRUARY 2007

Sung to the tune of “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”—that classic written by John Martin Sommers and performed by John Denver. Yes, back in 2007 HUSTLER girl copy sometimes took the form of mangled lyrics. Consensus is that the editor was going through a Weird Al phase. Please bear with us.

Well, life on the farm is kinda laid back.
Country girls like these are so good in the sack.
Watch the two going at it as your penis you whack.
Thank God for these country girls.

Well, a simple kinda life never did them no harm.
Check out that there’re hot sluts going down on the farm.
Two blondes eating pussy make for rustic charm.
Thank God for these country girls.

Right now you can see they sure love to fiddle.
How we can join in, man, that is the riddle.
Wanna grab our saddle and hop in the middle.
Thank God for these country girls.

Check out Brittney diving between Briana’s thighs.
While Briana with a dildo gives her a hard surprise.
They sure love the taste of that homemade hair pie.
Thank God for these country girls.

We’ve watched ’em all day, just a-fucking and a-sucking.
In the background you can hear a banjo plucking.
All this time our corncob we’ve been shucking.
Thank God for these country girls.

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