Perfect Tens

Is there really any such thing as perfection? Probably not—and if there is, porn probably isn’t the best place to look for it. But in terms of XXX offerings, a procession of good-looking chicks getting nailed into next week with a minimum of fanfare or “plot” is usually the best you can hope for. By that standard, Perfect Tens delivers. This is a no-nonsense offering—there’s no mind-numbing pre-scene chatter, and the viewer is treated to just the right amount of tease before the down-and-dirty action. And, yeah, the babes getting banged are hot enough to leave scorch marks on your cock as you furiously hump your fist. Short-haired, lithe blonde Skye Blue has tits that are as close to flawless as possible. Blue gets thoroughly worked over by Rob Piper and his towering slab of cock meat. In fact, she seems on the verge of suffocating as she attempts to work as much of that jumbo dong down her gullet as possible. Piper fervently humps Blue’s luscious cleavage, eventually raining a gooey torrent of sac slop on her proudly heaving mambos. Piper’s scene with pretty, pale Lacy Lennon is a delightfully messy affair. Lennon growls gutturally as Piper tongue-swabs her snatch, and as things proceed, they both work up a good coat of sweat and slobber. By scene’s end, Perfect Tens makes a perfect mess. —P.D.R.