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Ricky Greenwood’s Big Adventure
From straight porn to trans titles, werewolf smut to nun-sploitation, Ricky Greenwood pretty much does it all in the XXX world, and with a cinematic eye for detail. The flesh-friendly auteur sits down with us to explain what makes him tick. Is Ricky Greenwood the Paul Thomas Anderson of porn directors? To be frank, There...
Hump-Day Special: DP Delights
Double her pleasure with double the dongs! It’s a two-for-one special on man-meat for these babes as they take hard cock in their pussies and asses at the same time. Talk about multitasking! Give these ladies a hand—but make sure to keep one hand free for your own pleasure. Sasha Grey Kat Monroe Three-Hole Punch ...
Theory: Deadman No More
Theory singer Tyler Connolly on his first time with HUSTLER and his band’s latest album, Say Nothing. Canada rocks! No—seriously, it does. Case in point: Theory of a Deadman. In 1999, the band was discovered (and later signed) by fellow Canadian rocker Chad Kroeger of the band Nickelback. Since then, Vancouver’s favorite sons have released...
Buckcherry: Happily ‘Hellbound’
Josh Todd discusses his band’s new record, crafting the perfect stripper anthem and the strangest place he’s ever heard his music. Josh Todd is the last real rock star. The 51-year-old lead singer of Buckcherry looks it, lives it and brings it every time he hits the studio or stage. With his distinctive growl, Jagger-esque...
Dating Profile Do’s and Don’ts
With COVID-19 restrictions lifting, chances are you’ll be hitting the online dating trail again soon. Here are some essential tips for clearing a path to success. COVID-19 restrictions are easing, folks are getting vaccinated and the weather is warming up…all perfect conditions to get back into the online dating game. And if you want to...
Dildo Darlings IV
It’s sexy playtime once again as hot HUSTLER Honeys crack open the toy chest and get busy with their favorite faux phalluses. Feel free to join in on the fun yourself—and afterwards, make sure to check out our previous installments of Dildo Darlings here, here and here! Valentina Nappi Jenna Rodgers Briana Banks & Brittney...
We think he’s a Republican…
“We think he’s a Republican…”...
The Sounds of Screwing
Whether it’s moans, dirty talk, heavy breathing or something else, most of us enjoy a little mouth music while doing the deed. HUSTLERMagazine.com explores the scientific connection between our ears and our junk. It’s no wonder that we love sex so much—there’s something there for all of our senses. Sight? Touch? Taste? Clearly. The olfactory...
“We’re not gonna pray the gay away today, because it doesn’t really work. I thought you could just suck my dick instead.”
“We’re not gonna pray the gay away today, because it doesn’t really work. I thought you could just suck my dick instead.”...
Wet, Hot & Naked IV
Rub-a-dub dub, hot chicks in a tub—and in the shower! Join us as we get clean—yet so delightfully dirty—with hot HUSTLER Honeys washing up and getting down. And when you’re done with these hygiene-happy babes, make sure to check out our previous installments of Wet, Hot & Naked here, here and here! Keisha Grey &...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Emma Hix
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on stunning Canadian export Emma Hix. Canada is known for many wonders: Spectacular views of the Northern Lights. Maple syrup. Poutine. First-rate ice hockey. Ryan Reynolds. But none are quite so wondrous as...
Hump-Day Special: All About the Anal
Prepare yourself for an astounding (and ass-pounding) adventure, as we go in through the out door for a cavalcade of cornhole-cramming fun! Go ahead; dive right in! Jane Wilde Claudia & Billy Barely Legal #157: My First Anal Stepfamily Anal Massage Up Anal Mountain ...
John Lydon: I Could Be Wrong, I Could Be Right
As Johnny Rotten, frontman of the notorious Sex Pistols, he defined punk, becoming an eternal icon of the movement, but it was with Public Image Ltd that the genius of John Lydon became truly apparent. PiL changed the face of contemporary music, influencing bands as diverse as Nine Inch Nails, Sonic Youth and Radiohead. Maligned,...
Natalie Nice
Natalie Nice is full of surprises. In order to get to know this blond beauty, we asked her a few revealing questions. How did you begin in the business? “I started by complete accident. One night my boyfriend [at the time] lost his phone in a bar. There was a...
HUSTLER Honeys: Pretty in Pink Part II
HUSTLER and pink—for nearly 50 years, this winning combination has brought countless moments of joy to men everywhere. With that in mind, today we’re delivering a cavalcade of red-hot Honeys adorned in pink—that is, until they strip down to show off their natural wonders underneath. Happy viewing! And when you’re done with these beauties, make...
Art of Glass
Olive Glass’ scorching performances aren’t the only works of beauty she creates—the XXX phenomenon is also an accomplished visual artist. We spend some time with the multi-talented beauty to brush up on her work. Porn beauty Olive Glass isn’t just a pretty face. When she’s not making boners grow with her crotch-stiffening scenes, she’s giving...
Life After Porn
What is retirement like for a porn star? Missy Martinez explores what happens when the pop-shots end. At the end of most careers, there is typically an acknowledgment. A gold watch, a plaque or, at the very least, a quick party with cake in the employee break room. In the world of porn, not so...
Sex Mythbreakers: Masturbation Mistruths
No, spanking it won’t ruin your eyesight, shrink your dong or give you prostate cancer—in fact, it has many benefits. So go ahead and whack away (after reading this, of course)! Hairy palms, loss of eyesight, eternal damnation and a hideously curved and ever-shrinking penis! The myths surrounding masturbation are plentiful, but it’s time for...
“Get your facts straight! Who cares if Donald Trump is…”
“Get your facts straight! Who cares if Donald Trump is responsible for killing over 200,000 Americans? Hitler killed millions!”...
Butcher Babies: The HUSTLER Threesome
In 2011, HUSTLER Magazine introduced the world to Butcher Babies. As the writer of that interview, I deemed the duo of Carla Harvey and Heidi Shepherd “The Hottest Band in the World.” A decade later, I stand by my words. In the 10 years since we first spoke the band has grown, releasing a couple...
Sally Mullins: Hardcore Stand-Up
For 20 years Sally Mullins has talked about sex in her stand-up. The raunchy comedian has performed for the troops, appeared on Lights Out With David Spade and hosts two weekly shows at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles. But only recently has she gone a step further and admitted onstage to living a double...
Busty Blond Babes … the Third!
Fair-haired Honeys with full, jutting racks—it doesn’t get much better, does it? With that said, join us as we celebrate the beauty of big-breasted blondes. They’re definitely enough to keep your hands full for a while. And when you’re done with these bountiful bosoms, check out our previous installments of Busty Blond Babes here and...
“Okay, son, we’ve taught you everything we can. Now go… join the Republican Party!”
“Okay, son, we’ve taught you everything we can. Now go… join the Republican Party!”...
Balls to the Wall: A Deep Peek Into Glory Holes
A great philosopher once said, “Anything is a glory hole if you’re brave enough.” And for those who aren’t familiar with these magical spaces, a glory hole is a slot in a wall that a man may stick his schlong through for sexual good times from a “friend”—or at least a willing recipient—on the other...
Sometimes I ask myself…
“Sometimes I ask myself: ‘What would Larry Flynt do?'”...
Who’s Your Daddy? Father’s Day Funnies
Fatherhood can be a grueling and sometimes seemingly thankless endeavor. But there are also some laughs to be had between the headaches. In honor of Father’s Day, we present some of HUSTLER’s most humorous takes on being a dad....
Hooray for Nipples!
Let’s hear it for nipples—sensitive pleasure hotspots, sources of nourishment for the body, mind and soul alike, and the cherries on top of the endlessly tasty treats that are titties. Light, dark, puffy, pointy, pierced, unadorned, attached to modest, mouth-sized breasts or jutting from huge, heaving bazooms—they’re all good. Join us as we take a...
Follow Your Fucking Impulse: Bringing Back Spontaneity
Is sex with your partner starting to feel a little robotic? You’re not alone; it’s a common problem for couples. Read on for essential tips on getting the spark back. When two people first get romantically involved, the result can be electric. This might sound like a cliché, but it is accurate nonetheless. And with...
