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Living Dead Girl: Sex & Gore & Rock ‘n’ Roll

What do you do when a nightmare is a dream and what scares you also turns you on? You embrace it! Living Dead Girl, aka Molly Rennick, does that daily. The 20-something-year-old Canadian goddess who grew up loving Marilyn Manson and Avril Lavigne has embraced her dark side and created a striking musical world of her own. As...

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GWAR: ‘You Can’t Kill Us!’

The horror-rock icons are back with a new singer and offerings including a CBD line, a graphic novel and—no joke—the first-ever GWAR dildo. They say you can’t kill rock ’n’ roll. And when it comes to horror-rock icons GWAR, we know it is true. After guitarist Flattus Maximus died in 2011, the band rolled on....

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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cherie DeVille

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we focus our attention and affection on Cherie DeVille, one of the hottest MILF performers out there and a multifaceted gem if there ever was one. A native of Durham, North Carolina, Cherie is also a physical therapist,...

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“Excuse me, Mr. Flynt. Mr. Hannity asks that you please not wear that sweatshirt on the set.”

“Excuse me, Mr. Flynt. Mr. Hannity asks that you please not wear that sweatshirt on the set.”...

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Hump-Day Special: Asses High, Part II

Butt’s up, people! We’re getting behind on things in the best possible way with another collection of marvelous rear views, courtesy of HUSTLER’s most deliciously rumped Honeys. What are you waiting for? Cheek it out! And when you’re done here, make sure to dive into our previous installment of Asses High! Alexis Crystal Emma Hix ...

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Charlie Forde Explains Australia

Buckle up, mates, we’re heading Down Under! Or at least we’re about to learn a lot about this beautiful but mysterious area. Our sexy tour guide, award-winning adult-industry performer Charlie Forde, separates fact from fiction regarding her homeland. Australia. The Land Down Under. Oz. The Kangaroo Kingdom. Call it what you want, we Americans by...

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Fucking Drunk: The Sloshed-Sex Science Behind Beer Goggles

Getting drunk and waking up next to an unattractive stranger is so common that someone created the term “coyote ugly” (which was later the title of one of the best Tyra Banks movies of all time) to describe the phenomenon. In case a reminder is necessary, this refers to a person gnawing off their arm...

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Asia’s Geoff Downes: A Key Player

From The Buggles to Yes to Asia, Geoff Downes has been responsible for some of the most iconic keyboard riffs in rock history. The musical legend discusses his decades-long career behind the electronic ivories. Quick: Name an iconic keyboard riff of the 1980s. Chances are, Geoff Downes was the man behind it. From The Buggles’ “Video...

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I thought he built it for the kids…

“I thought he built it for the kids…”...

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From Mainstream to XXX

It’s long been a goal of many adult-video performers to transition into the mainstream. But lately, aboveground actors such as Boy Meets World alum Maitland Ward and Shake It Up veteran Bella Thorne have entered the porn waters. We take a hard look at the phenomenon. General wisdom holds that moving from the porn world...

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Lingerie Lovedolls III

Yes, times are very hard right now, and we’re all expected to get by with less. But that’s not always a bad thing; you’ll definitely feel some very hard times with these hot HUSTLER Honeys who are getting by with less clothing, and we bet you’ll feel pretty good about it! Cassidy Cruise: “Perfect Exposure,”...

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Say those three words I’m longing to hear.

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Models Without Borders

Goodbye, city. Hello, solitary bliss. The remote revolution in sex work has demonstrated that location is more a state of mind than a physical necessity. From south of the equator all the way up to Willow, Alaska, meet the incredible models, performers and sex workers who chose a life less ordinary. These are their extraordinary...

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Sam Morril Kills

As a stand-up comic, Sam Morril has appeared everywhere—Conan, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, The Late Late Show With James Corden, Last Call With Carson Daly, Lights Out With David Spade… But he’s also an actor, whose most notable role was in 2019’s Joker, where Sam spread his thespian wings and took on the...

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Briana Banks & Brittney Skye

HUSTLER CLASSIC FEBRUARY 2007 Sung to the tune of “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”—that classic written by John Martin Sommers and performed by John Denver. Yes, back in 2007 HUSTLER girl copy sometimes took the form of mangled lyrics. Consensus is that the editor was going through a Weird...

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Mary Rock

“I have a bit of the devil inside me—in other words, I’m fearless! I’ve had sex in a speeding car and in a crowded swimming pool, and I frequently bring my fantasies to life with my man and two girlfriends. Growing up, I wasn’t always this confident, but dancing and...

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Summer Loving

It’s motherfucking summer, and COVID can kiss your vaccinated ass, because you’re going camping! Time to go over your inventory. Let’s see: Tent? Check. Sleeping bag? Check. Propane stove? You know it! Dildos? Oh, no…you left them at home! A catastrophic oversight for the layman, but with the right DIY hacks, you can MacGyver your...

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Flex That One-Pack!

You’ve been in self-isolation for over a year now. Gyms are closed. You’re tired and depressed, fighting just to get through the day. So please, take it from us: It’s okay to put on a bit of weight. But let’s do better than that; rather than just being okay with your body, let’s celebrate it...

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Playing Risk

Please, leave the public porn to professionals. Uncowed by their first arrest, South Carolina residents Eric and Lori Harmon were arrested and charged again last January for filming sex acts in public, this time on the Myrtle Beach SkyWheel. Investigators are also looking at reported incidents at a Food Lion parking lot, a community pool...

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Mandy Armani

“I’m a surf-and-skate girl. I get my exercise on the beach, and I love to spend time in the water. With me, there’s no such thing as a typical day. I like to be spontaneous, and I’m always down to try something new. I’m just kind of a hippie with...

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Hazel Heart

“I used to read naughty fan fiction when I was in high school. I’d sneak peeks at the stories on my phone during class. I watched a lot of porn before I got into the industry, but not as much now that I’m making smut. 🙂 These days, when I’m...

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NFTs, Porn & You

There are two types of people: those who embrace emerging technologies and explore them to their fullest and those of us who cower in a dark corner, clinging to the past. And if you fall into the latter category, then this whole NFT thing may well have been your breaking point. But the threshold between...

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“You’re not going to let a little tattoo come between us, right?!”

“You’re not going to let a little tattoo come between us, right?!”...

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Bartender, every man in this town has slept with my wife!

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“Relax…this is not premarital sex…”

“Relax…this is not premarital sex… I have a wife and kid at home.”...

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A dairy farmer in western Canada married a city girl…

A dairy farmer in western Canada married a city girl. One day he told his new wife, “I’ve got to fix some fencing, Carol, so you’ll have to help me out. The insemination man is coming by to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the wall above her stall so...