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Bess was standing at the railing of a ferry and holding onto…

Bess was standing at the railing of a ferry and holding on to her hat with both hands. A gentleman approached the old woman and said, “Par -don me, madam. I don’t intend to be for -ward, but did you know that your dress is billowing up with all this wind?” “I know,” the biddy...
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Asshole of the Month: Matt Gaetz

The state of Florida is famous for many things, but perhaps none so much as the “Florida man” meme: a chronic freak show of bizarre behavior unrivaled by any other place in the U.S. or even the world. It seems every week Florida headlines report insane news: a homeless man attacked by a face-eating cannibal;...
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During a warehouse fire, two firefighters were butt-fucking…

During a warehouse fire, two firefighters were butt-fucking in a smoke-filled room. The chief walked in and shouted, “What the hell are you guys doing?!” One of them replied, “Jim’s got bad smoke inhalation.” “Well then, give him mouth-to-mouth,” the chief advised. “I did,” the firefighter responded. “How do you think this got started?”...
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A Slippery History

Sweet, wonderful lube—where would we be without it? The short answer is, in a lot of pain. But for all our discussion of can-it-or-can’t-it (coconut oil, yes; banana peels, no!), we’ve never considered the when and where of it all…until now. Welcome to a history of lube! In an unusually frank piece for the London...
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But tell me, young man…

“But tell me, young man—can you support my daughter on what you make as a sperm donor?”...
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A married couple in their early 60s…

A married couple in their early 60s were each granted a wish by a beautiful fairy who’d materialized in their living room one evening. “I wish to travel around the world with my darling husband,” the wife declared. The fairy waved her wand, and two tickets for a luxury cruise appeared in her hand. The...
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Taking It to the Edge

While many people consider busting a nut to be the best part of sex, fans of edging feel that better things come to those who wait. We explore the practice of putting off the Big O in pursuit of a more intense climax. Busting a nut is usually considered the best part of sex, but...
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Oil Together Now

Are you feeling pretty slick right about now—or, at the very least, do you want to feel pretty slick right about now? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered—in the kind of slithery, slippery stuff that will definitely help grease your path to a good time. Join us for some good, dirty fun that will leave...
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Olivia Nice

Olivia Nice, 21, is a lifelong resident of Szolnok, Hungary, and nude modeling is only one of her claims to fame. “When I was 16, I ran away and disappeared for a few weeks,” the 5-foot-4 cutie recounts. “My picture even appeared in newspapers and on TV. I wasn’t kidnapped...
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Forget Trump—Reagan’s Era Is Ending

President Biden and reinvigorated Democrats step up to prove that, yes, government can be the solution. In the dark days of the 2008 financial crisis, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart featured politico guests working to staunch the bleeding at the time. Why, Stewart repeatedly asked, were hundreds of billions in emergency relief being gifted...
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Dirty Change We Can Believe In

She’s a comedian who grew up in a sexually reserved household. He’s a porn star with more than 1,000 titles under his oft-unbuckled belt. Together, Rosie Tran and Tommy Pistol host Dirty Change, a podcast dedicated to de-stigmatizing sex and sex work. Standup comedians and porn stars earn their livings being vulnerable. That’s why it...
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Samantha Saint: Four Your Pleasure

Welcome back to Four Your Pleasure, where we celebrate that rare breed of Honeys who are so fantastic, we’ve featured them in no less than four separate, boner-inducing pictorials! Today we focus our attention and affection on blond bombshell Samantha Saint, who first wowed HUSTLER readers big-time with the March ’11 pictorial “Heavenly Body.”  At...
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Ricky Greenwood’s Big Adventure

From straight porn to trans titles, werewolf smut to nun-sploitation, Ricky Greenwood pretty much does it all in the XXX world, and with a cinematic eye for detail. The flesh-friendly auteur sits down with us to explain what makes him tick. Is Ricky Greenwood the Paul Thomas Anderson of porn directors? To be frank, There...
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Hump-Day Special: DP Delights

Double her pleasure with double the dongs! It’s a two-for-one special on man-meat for these babes as they take hard cock in their pussies and asses at the same time. Talk about multitasking! Give these ladies a hand—but make sure to keep one hand free for your own pleasure.  Sasha Grey  Kat Monroe  Three-Hole Punch ...

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