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Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor

It’s Friday! Time to wind down the week, kick back and relax—and is there a better way to relax than bellying up to the bar, knocking back a couple of drinks and having a few good laughs? Allow us to put the “happy” in “happy hour” with these intoxicatingly funny cartoons. “I was attracted to...
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink II

It’s National Pink Day once again, and of course we’re celebrating in the best way possible—with a procession of Honeys spreading wide-open and showing off everything they’ve got! Go ahead and salute ’em—or use your hand to show your appreciation in any other way you see fit. And when you’re done here, make sure to...
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Ron White: A Life Lived Large

Ron White used to be known as a cigar-smoking, scotch-drinking funnyman, but that description no longer holds true. Today Ron drinks his very own Number Juan tequila. If his drink of choice has changed, however, Ron’s ability to make people laugh has not. For 32 years “Tater” has been on the road telling jokes, culminating...
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Saturday Special: Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. III

It’s finally summer—yay! And after a year-plus in lockdown, everybody’s eager to hit the pool and the beach. You know what that means; the skimpy swimsuits are coming out—and in this case, off! Join us as some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys show off their two-pieces before trading their bathing suits for their birthday suits.  And...
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So You Wanna Be a Cam Star?

Thinking about camming for a living during these difficult times? Let these experienced performers provide you with some essential advice. Camming shows are a fantastic way to engage in real-time action with some of the most beautiful and talented stars of adult entertainment. They’re also a potentially lucrative means for performers to make a living...
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Penis Pet Names: An Explainer

Why do so many of us feel the need to assign silly sobriquets to our junk? Is it a sign of a sexual hang-up, or just good, dirty fun? We dig deep for answers. We’re going to give it to you straight, America; you might have some deep-seated issues that will require years of therapy...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Ella Knox

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re here to honor Ella Knox, a brunet stunner who boasts many charms. Where do we start? Her sparking, inviting eyes? Her megawatt smile? Her absolutely fearless approach to sex? Her taut, jutting booty? How about those jaw-dropping, eye-popping...
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Get a Leg Up Vol. II

Does anything beat a great pair of legs? We don’t think so—and that’s a stand we’ll always be willing to take. With that in mind, let’s get stepping to another celebration of HUSTLER’s leggiest Honeys—and when you’re done here, make sure to hoof it over to our first installment of Get a Leg Up here. ...
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Sophia Knight & Emily Addison

“I tend to make my naughty thoughts come true. For example, I’ve had sex in the back row of a cinema! I love to be on top, taking control. I like to think I’m spontaneous and just a little crazy. Once I had a recurring dream of kissing my then-boyfriend’s...
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Busty Brunette Bonanza Vol. IV

Sure, blondes might have more fun, but there’s something special about a dark-haired beauty—especially when she’s sporting an eye-popping rack. So feast your eyes on this bounty of big-breasted brunettes—and when you’re done with these babes, make sure to check out our previous installments of Busty Brunette Bonanza here, here and here! Loni Evans Valentina...
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Sex Boot Camp: The Art of Role Play

Wanna play doctor? How about teacher and student? Let our panel of XXX-perts lead you through the world of sexual make-believe. We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement.  HUSTLERMagazine.com has always been about creating the ultimate fantasy. How else do you think we’ve spent almost half a century at...
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The ‘Tinder Tales’ Teller

Comedian David Piccolomini wants to make you a better online dater, so he created a podcast about the triumphs and travesties of e-hookups. Listen up! If David Piccolomini has become some sort of expert in online dating, that’s only because he had to. The Brooklyn-based comic and host of the Tinder Tales podcast (tindertalespod.com) was...
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Michelle Waterson: Kicking It With UFC’s Karate Hottie

With the UFC making headlines for its determination to be the first major sports promotion to open back up during the current pandemic, a lot of fans are having trouble understanding why established fighters would want to take part in the card. But for eighth-ranked strawweight Michelle Waterson, the decision to face seventh-ranked Carla Esparza...
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Friday Funnies: Dogging It

No doubt about it; it definitely seems like the world is going to the dogs. So why not have a few good laughs about it? We’re letting the fur fly with this collection of canine-centric cartoons. Need a chuckle or two? You’re barking up the right tree, buddy. Good boy!  “I really love this! What...
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Georgia

“It’s romantic to bring flowers to a pretty girl. Take her out to a nice dinner. Tell her, ‘You’re beautiful’ just because she is. I appreciate when a man makes an effort to woo me, to seduce my mind before he touches my body. I’m a very feminine, thoughtful person,...
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Taylor Momsen: Death by Rock and Roll

After a five-year absence from recording, The Pretty Reckless are roaring back with their most inspired album to date: Death by Rock and Roll. No small feat considering that at one point 27-year-old lead singer Taylor Momsen thought they might never record again. After the deaths of Soundgarden singer Chris Cornell, who the band toured...
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The Chauvin Verdict: A Milestone

When former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin was convicted in April for murdering George Floyd, it was a huge sea change in the “qualified immunity” usually granted cops in such trials. Witnesses for the prosecution included an unprecedented lineup of police officers, including the Minneapolis police chief. And though Chauvin wasn’t the first cop to...
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Jessie Saint

“If you can make me laugh, I’m wet. If you have a dorky personality, I’m wet. And if you’re a freak in bed, well, I’m super wet. Tie me up and tease me for hours, until I’m begging you to stop. I’m tiny, and I like to be tossed around...
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Paisley Porter

“Most of my life I trained for the Olympics in gymnastics. I’m 5-4, which is really tall for a gymnast, and I practiced constantly until I injured my back when I was 16 and was forced to retire. But I am still incredibly flexible. “My boobs are 32Ds, and let...
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Erika

HUSTLER Classic March 2007 Be gentle with Erika, guys. She’s a show-it-all newbie. “I’ve worked as a mainstream fashion model,” Erika says, “doing everything from calendars to magazines and a billboard for Benetton. I finally decided to take the plunge and do my first nude layout.” Why HUSTLER? “Well, I...
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Paris Knight

“Appearing in HUSTLER is a major step in building my brand,” says Paris Knight, 32, a cam model and content creator from Orlando, Florida. Boasting natural 36DD breasts, the 5-foot-6 Sunshine Stater has a distinctive mindset—“I’m real, raw and fun”—and nonsexual interests: “I love a good, sweaty gym sesh and...

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