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Fortune Feimster: Ice-Cream Dancing
Fortune Feimster is fucking funny. Feimster (rhymes with teamster) is a walking dichotomy, a flannel-loving lesbian who was also a Southern debutante. She started out on Last Comic Standing, made a name for herself playing hags like Huckabee and Ann Coulter on Chelsea Handler’s shows, and today pops up and regularly steals scenes in roles...
Saturday Special: Threeway Thrills 2
Three, as it’s been said, is a magic number, and that’s especially true when it comes to threeways. The sexual triad can take on many forms—boy/girl/girl, girl/boy/boy, the rare but wonderful three-girl pileup, and so on—each with their unique charms. With that said, let’s dive into some of HUSTLER’s hottest threesomes! And make sure to...
Red, White and ‘Ooh!’: HUSTLER’s Sex-Drenched Patriotism
It’s the Fourth of July, when America commemorates its independence from Britain in 1776. And if you thought HUSTLER was going to let the day go by without a skin-baring celebration of our nation, you haven’t been paying attention—they don’t call us America’s Magazine for nothing. Yes, we’ve had some—okay, many—bones to pick with the...
Foreign Porn Stars, Freaky Foods
Fish semen! Kangaroo meat! Putrefied shark flesh! XXX performers from far-flung areas dish about the exotic foods of their homelands. If there’s one true thing that can be said about porn stars all over the world, it’s that they put some weird stuff into their mouths. To us Americans—who generally don’t know much about other...
HUSTLER Will Carry On!
Our founder, guiding light and my dear husband Larry Flynt left us on February 10th. Larry could have taken it easy in his later years and enjoyed a well-earned retirement. Instead, he was at work every single day, helming his myriad HUSTLER businesses and making decisions for the magazine. He relished the work, the day-to-day...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Arya Fae
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Arya Fae. Fair-haired charmer Fae hails from Dayton, Ohio, known as The Gem City—and Arya is certainly a precious jewel to behold. Arya first caught HUSTLER readers’ attention in a big way...
Titty Tuesday
Jugs. Hooters. Funbags. Knockers. Whatever you prefer to call them, there’s nothing like a pair of full, heaving breasts to get your day off to a good start. So go ahead and dive into some of HUSTLER’s most breathtaking bazooms. Enjoy! Gabbie Carter Jade Baker Autumn Falls Kylie Page Shay Laren Aria Giovanni ...
Hump-Day Special: Lingerie Lovedolls Vol. 8
Got a case of the midweek blahs? Here’s a little something to perk you up! A half-dozen HUSTLER Honeys dolled up in their dainty underthings—until they peel out of their scanties to show off the goods underneath. Go ahead; dig in! Alexis Crystal Mary Rock Emma Hix Madi Meadows Natalia Starr Sybil...
Feminist Men Get Laid More!
According to a recent survey, guys who believe in gender equality score more pussy than their patriarchal counterparts—so support the cause! Utter the word “feminism” down at the neighborhood bar and grill in conservative America, and there could be trouble. It’s a term that invokes fear in petty men, presumably those convinced that the ethos...
Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup
They say that the truth will set you free, but laughter can be pretty liberating too. With that in mind, let’s spend some time behind bars and get some chuckles with these captivating cartoons. “But if you lock me up and throw away the key, how am I supposed to get out?” “Hey, is that...
Bruce Campbell: Bloody Funny
Bruce Campbell has been killing it as Ash Williams in the Evil Dead franchise for nearly four decades. He first decapitated Deadites in the 1981 cult classic The Evil Dead, murdered many more in the 1987 sequel Evil Dead 2, and continued the head-hacking spree in the trilogy’s 1992 conclusion, Army of Darkness. Since then...
Saturday Special: Fearsome Foursomes
Three dudes on one chick, couples coupling up—where sexual foursomes are concerned, there’s no wrong way to do it. In celebration of carnal quartets, we’re serving up a pictorial parade of group action for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy! Airtight Three-Hole Punch In the Land of Aaahs My Wife and I Tried Swinging...
Amber Lynn, an Evangelist and an ‘Oh, My God’ HUSTLER Moment
XXX legend Lynn recalls the iconic photo-shoot directed by reformed preacher-man Marjoe Gortner It’s been said that the Lord works in mysterious ways. And judging from an iconic pictorial from the May ’84 HUSTLER, He isn’t averse to tossing in a heap of sexiness along with the mystery on occasion. That particular issue of America’s...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Ember Snow
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Ember Snow, a Filipina knockout from Los Angeles, the City of Angels—quite appropriate, given Ember’s heavenly beauty. This petite porn dynamo first came to HUSTLER readers’ attention in a big way with...
Flotsam and Jetsam: Thrash Masters
Quick, name the greatest thrash metal band of all time. No, not Anthrax. Nope, not Overkill or Testament. Slayer, you say? Close, I say. While those four bands certainly have created some of the best speed and thrash metal of all time, I contend that Flotsam and Jetsam is up there with the giants and...
Rachel Adams: Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down
Driven, uncompromising and awe-inspiring in her dedication, Rachel Adams is dominating the world of BDSM submissives. Allow her to give you a tour of her world. Rachel Adams is the Megan Rapinoe of BDSM submissives—driven, uncompromising and awe-inspiring in her dedication. In a career that spans nearly 20 years, Adams has conquered fear, endured pain...
Hump-Day Special: Girl on Girl … on Girl!
There are few things more delightful than watching a trio of hot chicks stripped down and going to town on each other. And, because it’s Wednesday and you could probably use a little pick-me-up, we’re bringing that particular joy to you! Behold; pussy to the power of three! Trinity St. Clair, Val Dodds & Reagan...
Relationship Red and Green Flags
How to recognize the danger signs and good omens in a budding romance. Relationship deal-breakers tend to be personal and specific, based on past experiences and future dreams. If you want a big family and they can’t stand kids, that’s definitely a deal-breaker. So is, “I won’t date anyone with the same name as my...
Friday Funnies: Sick Jokes for Sick Folks
The cost of healthcare these days is no joke—and there’s not much funny about being laid up in the hospital, waiting to be cured of what ails you and dreading the financially crushing bill that’s coming your way. Still, as it’s been said, laughter is the best medicine—so yuck it up with these HUSTLER hospital-themed...
Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition
It’s National Tattoo Day once again—and that means we’re once more celebrating the inked-up beauties who have graced the pages of HUSTLER! This time we’re focusing on the babes from our world-famous amateur section, Beaver Hunt. So join us as we salute these illustrated ladies as they show off their body art—and their bodies. And...
Addie Andrews & Chelsea Conrad
“My most basic turn-on is being treated like a lady, but I’m happy now to experience memorable sex and romance. I live in the moment, adore teasing, and if you want to hear my sexual fantasies, you’ll just have to get to know me better! I love everything outdoors, hiking,...
Dee Snider: “I’ve Got Something to Say!”
The former Twisted Sister frontman discusses his first time with HUSTLER and his new album Leave a Scar. For decades now, Dee Snider has been one of rock’s premiere frontmen. As the leader of Twisted Sister, Dee brought a distinctively colorful presence to heavy metal and scared the shit out of many a Washington wife...
“You’ve got one last chance to talk, or Officer Washington sits on your face!”
“You’ve got one last chance to talk, or Officer Washington sits on your face!”...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Blue Angel
Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat! Today we celebrate the beauty, charm, spunk and sexuality of three-time HUSTLER Honey Blue Angel, who hails from Budapest, Hungary, which is often referred to as the Heart of Europe. Over her three lap-melting HUSTLER pictorials, Blue Angel has certainly captured our hearts with her heavenly presence. Blue Angel...
Don’t Fear the Queefer
Often maligned as the kissing cousin of flatulence, queefs are nothing to be ashamed of—and they might even be considered a compliment for a job well done. The noisy beasts come on without any warning, and regardless of which region of the world they occur in, they all carry a tune that sounds a hell...
