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The Presidency’s a Joke!

Wow, is it National Presidential Joke Day again already? Man, August 11 seems to come earlier and earlier every year. Luckily, HUSTLER has a long, rich history of taking America’s chief executives to task through the power of humor, so we have plenty of material to celebrate with.  With that in mind, let’s enjoy a...

Casey Calvert’s ‘Primary’ Goals

With well-crafted erotic dramas such as Spark and Primary, XXX performer/writer/director Casey Calvert is making her mark as a creator of truly cinematic porn. Casey Calvert began her career as a performer in the adult film industry in 2012. Since then, she has earned XRCO and AVN Awards; she has forged her own custom photo...

Kennedy Leigh

I wanted to do porn for a really long time. I grew up in a quiet town, riding horses and playing the viola. When I finally turned legal, it was a no-brainer for me to get into the industry. I chose the name Kennedy Leigh because I thought Kennedy sounded...

Going Deeper With Kayden Kross

Performer-turned-director Kayden Kross is helping to redefine adult entertainment with tour-de-force releases like After Dark and Drive. We spend a little time getting inside the multi-talented beauty’s head to find out what makes her tick. Film is its own language. But when you get past the technical jargon, there is always the same essential objective:...

Urine for a Good Time

Diving into the splashy sensation of pee play. In the throes of belly-slapping passion, there is nothing that gets the old juices flowing quite like those three magic words: “Pee on me.” It’s called urophilia—pleasure derived from either getting pissed on or pissing all over someone else—and let’s just say it is a water sport...

Pauly Shore: The Busiest Man in Comedy

Pauly Shore was destined to be famous. In the early 1970s his parents founded the Comedy Store, a Los Angeles-based incubator for some of the biggest names in comedy and entertainment through the past five decades. His early life was spent around performers and, with it, their lunacy and excess. As he cultivated his own...

Friday Funnies: Here Comes the Judge!

All rise! Prepare to receive a stiff sentence of humor as we throw the (joke)book at you with these uproarious cartoons about the justice system. There’s disorder in the court—and you’ll be doubled over with laughter because of it. “I brought my own book to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing...

Sunny Megatron: America’s Sex Edutainer

The co-host of American Sex Podcast is helping her listeners to Think Kink—and to have a few laughs while they’re at it.  If you’re thinking about going into sex podcasting because you want to get rich, you might want to talk to Sunny Megatron first. Formerly the host of Showtime’s Sex With Sunny Megatron, the charming...

Saturday Special: Dildo Darlings V

No prick? No problem! At least not for these toy-loving beauties, who don’t hesitate to take matters into their own hands when there’s not a good, stiff play-pal around. Join us now as we celebrate enterprising ladies who take it upon themselves to fill the gap with their favorite faux phalluses. Aspen Rae  Lana Rhoades...

‘Money Shot’: Sexy Sci-Fi Satire

Genre entertainment (be it horror, sci-fi, fantasy, etc.) is frequently used as a simple gimmick. For example, anyone can write a horror novel or shoot a horror film; that’s why there are so many terrible ones on the market. But when it comes to quality entertainment, genre works as a mask for storytellers to address...

Sex Secrets: Fess Up or Shut Up?

Lots of people have a dirty little secret, a private snippet in time that they fully intend to take to the motherfucking grave. That cool-ass neighbor across the street? You can bet he has a couple. So does the nice elderly woman you see every morning at the coffeehouse—and we’re betting she has some doozies....

Getting Past Ghosting

Ending a relationship by disappearing without word or explanation has become a convenient—and common—practice in the age of online dating, but it can also be hurtful. Here’s how to make a clean break without vanishing into thin air. Using the word “ghost” in the context of dating is new(ish), but the action— cutting off contact...

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Butt’s Happening … Again!

Prefer to gaze upon the ladies from the rear view? Prepare to fall ass-forward into another collection of tempting tushes, riveting rumps and delectable derrieres, courtesy of HUSTLER’s beautiful Honeys! And when you’re done here, make sure to dive into our previous installment of Butt’s Happening here! Liv Wild Georgia Mary Rock Jade Baker Loren...

HUSTLER Triple Threat: Kennedy Leigh

Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat! Today we celebrate the beauty, charm, spunk and sexuality of three-time HUSTLER Honey Kennedy Leigh. The XXX phenomenon originally hails from Minnesota, often referred to as the Land of 10,000 Lakes—and what guy in his right mind wouldn’t want to take a deep, wet dive into this blond knockout? ...

Matt Sorum: Walking the Walk

Quick—give us your résumé. Whatever is on it, we’ll bet it is nowhere as impressive as the gigs Matt Sorum has on his. The go-to rock drummer has played with a who’s who of mega bands including The Cult, Guns N’ Roses, Velvet Revolver, Hollywood Vampires, Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top and many more. With...

Friday Funnies: Hellish Humor

Hey, you—why don’t you go to hell? And have a few good laughs while you’re at it! We’re taking the highway to Hades today to celebrate the lighter side of eternal damnation with this collection of devilishly outrageous cartoons set in Satan’s domain. “At first I thought hell was great, but all you get are...

Lingerie Lovedolls

What’s better than a hot chick stripped down to her lacy intimates? A hot chick ditching her dainty duds to get down to some serious action, of course! Strap in and enjoy the ride as Riley Reid and more frilly fillies slip out of something more comfortable. Eve Ellwood, October ’18 HUSTLER Little Caprice, August...

Hump-Day Special: Orgy Overload

As the old saying goes, the more, the merrier—and nowhere is that more true than in the grand tradition of the orgy. Sure, one-on-one intimacy is great, but sometimes nothing beats a good group grope.  With that in mind, let’s dive into the flesh-pile and do it ancient Roman-style with this pictorial salute to communal...

Uma Jolie

I got my stage name because I used to have straight-cut bangs like Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction. And the Jolie part came because people tell me I look like Angelina Jolie when my hair is long and dark. I wanted to use Hollywood names because all my life I’ve...

Uma Jolie & Aspen Rae

“It’s annoying when people ask if I’m bi, straight or lesbian. Labels don’t mean a damn thing. If I’m having fun, that’s all that matters. I tend to go for women who tell me exactly what they are thinking. No games. I like sophisticated girls. Not necessarily bookworms—just women who...

Spanking: A Hands-On Guide

Spanking is more than just slap-happy foreplay—it can fulfill a variety of needs. We turn the other cheek and consult the experts on this hard-hitting topic.  When it comes to adult spanking, the classic image of a young woman laid across the knee, with a reddened behind exposed to the mercy of the spanker, has...

Saturday Special: Kinky Kittens III

Blindfolds? Check. Riding crops? You betcha. Collars and chain leashes? Oh, yeah. Welcome back to Kinky Kittens, where sexy babes explore their wild sides. What are you waiting for? Make like a whip and get cracking! (Or something that rhymes with cracking, if you prefer.) And when you’re done here, make sure to check out...

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