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HUSTLER Honey Uma Jolie
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Los Angeles, CA
  • Age 23
  • Height 5-3
  • Measurement 32B-23-34
  • Favorite Position Doggy

About Uma Jolie

I got my stage name because I used to have straight-cut bangs like Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction. And the Jolie part came because people tell me I look like Angelina Jolie when my hair is long and dark. I wanted to use Hollywood names because all my life I’ve been an L.A. girl. I like to go hiking, hang out at the beach, eat organic food and study astrology. I’m really big into studying the stars.

“I love men and women equally. Men because they have a sensual aura and I need that dick penetration. But women turn me on too. When I was younger, I remember how I’d check out women’s asses, and I love the way girls kiss. I am so into lovemaking. I like it when things start off slow and there’s just a ton of buildup before the fireworks.”

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