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HUSTLER Honey Uma Jolie & Aspen Rae
Aspen Rae
  • Hometown Yosemite, CA
  • Age 27
  • Height 5-4
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  • Hometown Los Angeles, CA
  • Age 23
  • Height 5-3
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About Uma Jolie & Aspen Rae

“It’s annoying when people ask if I’m bi, straight or lesbian. Labels don’t mean a damn thing. If I’m having fun, that’s all that matters. I tend to go for women who tell me exactly what they are thinking. No games. I like sophisticated girls. Not necessarily bookworms—just women who can challenge me in a conversation. If she can do that, then I’m going to want to see what’s going on under her clothes. I’ll try harder to impress her and make her feel good.” —Uma Jolie

“Honestly, I think even straight girls enjoy lezzie action. Most people will agree that there’s nothing hotter than two girls kissing. I love the kind of kissing where you forget everything around you and you’re wholly focused on the incredible feelings rushing through your body. From there, I like to keep it simple. I really enjoy fingering a girl and getting fingered. As long as her nails aren’t too long 🙂 ”
—Aspen Rae

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