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Don’t Fear the Queefer
Often maligned as the kissing cousin of flatulence, queefs are nothing to be ashamed of—and they might even be considered a compliment for a job well done. The noisy beasts come on without any warning, and regardless of which region of the world they occur in, they all carry a tune that sounds a hell...
Butt-Rockin’ Beats: A Cheeky Playlist
From “Bootylicious” to “Baby Got Back” to “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” and beyond, a collection of the best songs about butts ever. The female posterior. Has any other object generated so many hymns to its allure? Possibly. But there are still a lot of butt songs over most genres of popular music—and some unpopular music as...
Friday Funnies: Copping Out
Police work can be serious and even grim business—but the long arm of the law has a pretty substantial funny bone too. So halt for a laugh break and enjoy some of HUSTLER’s most arresting cartoons. “You were doing 69 in a 55 zone…” “Okay, Mr. Smith, we’re convinced you didn’t beat your wife. Just...
Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes II
Beautiful HUSTLER Honeys getting in touch with their inner selves in the sexiest way possible—is there anything not to love? Of course not, so what are you waiting for? Get right to it! And when you’re done here, use your fingers to stroll over to our first installment of Fine, Fingered Femmes here! Syren Sexton...
The Science of Flirting
Not sure if someone is expressing romantic interest in you, or if they’re just being friendly? You’re not alone. Luckily, the scientific community is here to help. Peter (not his real name) thinks he’s a catch. The 38-year-old has a thriving career, his own apartment and no crazy exes. But when it comes to flirting...
“Let’s not bring race into this. I wouldn’t want you fucking my wife even if you were white!”
“Let’s not bring race into this. I wouldn’t want you fucking my wife even if you were white!”...
Cam and Get It
If you’re turning to webcam models for entertainment and interaction in this age of pandemic-driven isolation, you’re not alone—but there’s a right way and wrong way to go about it. Read on for essential tips to maximize your webcam experience. Cam sites offer a lot of things—the most obvious is sexual release, but there are...
HUSTLER Legends: Leya Falcon
Welcome to HUSTLER Legends, a brand-new series where we celebrate and salivate over the living legends of adult entertainment. And what better way to get this party started than a fun chat with blond bombshell and hardcore Harley Quinn cosplayer Leya Falcon? Leya’s energy, honesty and electrifying personality super-charge every scene she does. When the...
Saturday Special: Pretty in Pink Part III
Pink—if there’s any color that has been associated with HUSTLER over the course of its existence, that’s the one. So it’s only natural that we would celebrate pink in all of its incarnations, whether it’s the sweet, juicy pussies that our Honeys are famous for showing off, or the soft-hued clothes that they strip out...
Marta Gabriel: All Hail the Metal Queen!
The hard-rocking goddess behind Crystal Viper pays tribute to the artists who inspired her with her new solo album Metal Queens. What is better than a hot chick who rocks? Nothing! Meet Marta Gabriel. Fans of her band Crystal Viper are more than aware of the “Queen of the Witches” rocker and her powerful vibrato voice,...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Keisha Grey
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Keisha Grey. Hailing from Florida, aka the Sunshine State, Keisha has certainly brought plenty of bright moments to her many fans. Keisha made a major impression on HUSTLER readers with the May...
Pop-Shot Propriety
Heads up, guys; giving your partner a little advance notice before you come during a blowjob is a crucial, though often ignored, rule of sexual etiquette. Blowjobs are not overly sentimental or polite. They are for the mangy and wild. At best, they’re hero worship with lots of gagging and slobbering—an act that, for a...
Brandi Love: A Conservative Canceled?
Self-described MAGA MILF Brandi Love attended a conservative event hoping to spend quality time with kindred spirits. Instead, she learned an unpleasant lesson about certain factions in the movement. It’s been said that liberals fall in love and conservatives fall in line, but that’s not always the case. When Brandi Love, MILF porn star and...
Talking Trash with Michael Rapaport
Thanks to 25 years of standout roles in movies, sitcoms and now Netflix’s Atypical, Michael Rapaport is a pretty big star. But unlike many celebrities, Rapaport doesn’t hold back. He doesn’t speak through publicists or give one-word answers. No, the man happily speaks his mind, whether on Twitter or as the host of the popular...
Cam and KarenLee Poter: Relatively Awkward (and Seriously Funny)
Golden showers, swinging and a penis mold—and you probably thought that interactions with your family were weird. Meet the mother-and-son duo behind the Sex Talk With My Mom podcast. It’s not exactly the career Cam Poter envisioned. “If you told me in college that I was gonna be doing a sex podcast with my mother,” he...
The Transformation of Ian McCall: Uncle Creepy’s Second Act
More than a year after calling it quits in the fighting game, the former MMA bad boy is taking on two new challenging roles: standup comedian and responsible adult If you ask Ian McCall, he’ll tell you that he should be dead at least a couple of times over. But after nearly 20 years of...
You hired a plumber to fix the sink because I can’t…
“You hired a plumber to fix the sink because I can’t. I hired a whore to suck my dick because you won’t! We’re even.”...
Friday Funnies: Workin’ It
Every working stiff out there knows that there’s nothing funny about a hard day at the office. But if you feel like your job is a total joke, take heart—that’s not always such a bad thing. Need proof? Check out some of HUSTLER’s most hilarious workplace-related cartoons below; they’ll have your sense of humor working...
We carry every card under the sun…
“We carry every card under the sun, but sorry, no ‘Happy Anniversary, HUSTLER’ ones.”...
A man went to the police station and asked to speak with the burglar…
A man went to the police station and asked to speak with the burglar who’d broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” the desk sergeant gruffly informed him. “No, no, no!” the man hollered. “I need to know how the guy got into my house without waking up my...
