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September 2021

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Pop-Shot Propriety
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Pop-Shot Propriety

Heads up, guys; giving your partner a little advance notice before you come during a blowjob is a crucial, though often ignored, rule of sexual etiquette.

Blowjobs are not overly sentimental or polite. They are for the mangy and wild. At best, they’re hero worship with lots of gagging and slobbering—an act that, for a few minutes at least, puts the average man on a pedestal before returning him to the cold-hearted mediocrity of a couch smack-dab in the middle of Nowheresville.

The act of receiving head, however, does offer at least one opportunity for chivalry—the grand finale. Not that every dude on the cusp of jettisoning his load seizes that opportunity. Some guys are gentlemanly about how they wrap up their business, giving their lady a friendly little tap on the shoulder as if to say, “Uhm, excuse me, miss, but I’m just seconds away from blasting what could be a rather ferocious wet load down your throat. You might want to back up.” Others, well, they enjoy the element of surprise. 

Count Rory, a 38-year-old man from Knoxville, Tennessee, among the latter camp. 

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“I don’t care if she spits or swallows,” Rory  tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. “As long as she keeps sucking until the bitter end. I want my goddamn knees to buckle and my eye to start twitching. If she wants to spit it out afterwards, that’s up to her. But pulling it out before I come and resorting to a handjob or, worse, making me beat my own meat while she pants and moans? No, thank you. You’re not going to get a call back from me after that. Nobody my age gets turned on when they’re asked to juice on cleavage. I think that’s why a lot of dudes don’t give any warning. They don’t want to ruin their orgasm.”

“It’s just rude to do that without discussing it first, and honestly, a man being so presumptuous and aggressive crosses some boundaries, sexually, that I don’t feel comfortable with at all.”

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