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Barely Legal #185: Babysitter Sex

There are a number of factors to consider when hiring a babysitter. How are her references? Will she sell your child on the black market while you’re out enjoying dinner and a movie? Does she have a skeevy boyfriend who’ll raid your liquor cabinet and leave jizz stains on your couch? Most importantly, will she ride your cock while the missus is busy making sure your spawn is safely tucked away in bed? Barely Legal #185: Babysitter Sex explores the joys of banging the young, tight-bodied hottie you’ve entrusted with your child’s welfare. Dirty-blond, squeaky-voiced temptress Penelope Kay rubs one out while peeking at an erotic story that her client’s been writing. The writer discovers Kay gratifying herself to his literary effort, and in short order, he’s dipping his meat pen into Kay’s pink well while she emits high-frequency fuck cries. Tasty morsel Tristan Summers, who’s somehow broomstick-slim but also bountifully breasted, gets caught jilling off in the laundry room by her employer’s fat-pricked son, who then bends her over the washing machine for a good spin. Exotic fuck puppet Binky Baez is a special treat; in addition to having one of the most amusing stage names in the porn biz, she also has a delicious booty that sways hypnotically while she’s getting pounded from behind. Cancel the dinner reservations, and forget the movie. You’ll want to spend quality time at home with Barely Legal #185: Babysitter Sex. To order, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7651. —Pico D. Ribibi

There are a number of factors to consider when hiring a babysitter. How are her references? Will she sell your child on the black market while you’re out enjoying dinner and a movie? Does she have a skeevy boyfriend who’ll raid your liquor cabinet and leave jizz stains on your couch? Most importantly, will...
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Penelope Kay, Tristan Summers, Binky Baez, Catalina Ossa, Damon Dice, David Lee, Rion King, Dan Ferrari


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B. Skow