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Learning the Ropes

A Guide to the Knotty World of Rope Bondage  There’s something erotic about seeing thread designs pushed against bare flesh. After all, there’s a reason that fishnet stockings are a staple in any sex aficionado’s closet. But fans of rope bondage take these knots and lines to a next-level sexual experience.  But what is rope bondage, and...

Art Is Sexy (Part II)

Celebrating the impressive artistic achievements of XXX performers Carmen Valentina, Erin Carroll and Courtney Trouble. It’s time once again to showcase amazing adult-industry performers and their unbelievable artistic abilities! In this business, it’s easy to focus on what happens on-screen and toss off-screen hobbies and skills to the wayside. However, that would be a mistake;...

HUSTLER Triple Threat: Karlie Montana

Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat! Today we celebrate the many charms of Karlie Montana who, despite her nom de XXX, actually hails from Phoenix, Arizona—an area known for its extreme heat. And Karlie’s certainly hot enough to live up to her home town’s reputation.  Karlie first came to HUSTLER readers’ attention in a most...

HUSTLER Classic: Taking the Plunge

As it’s often been said, whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. For instance, if a beautiful young woman should decide that she wants to shed her clothes and show off her beautiful body in front of the camera, there’s no better forum for her to do so than in the pages...

John Russo: Horror’s Renaissance Man

Screenwriter. Director. Author. Dirty-joke teller. The man who helped bring Night of the Living Dead to life has pretty much done it all, and he’s not finished scaring up new thrills and chills. John Russo is a legendary Renaissance man of the horror community. Since he first made the scene as George Romero’s co-writer on...

Locker-Room Lust, Part II

Alright, team, listen up! We’ve got a tough game today—we’re going up against some of the best. But if you give it everything you’ve got, you’re sure to score. Now get out there, go deep and play hard!  Kimmy Kay  Girl Fights Freshman Conquest Truth or Bare  Teen Truth or Dare...

Porn vs. Instagram: XXX’s Battle With Big Social Media

Alana Evans and the APAG lead the charge in seeking fair treatment for porn stars on Instagram. We’ve all heard the horror stories of social media users being booted from their favorite platforms for violating “community standards”—which sometimes appear to shift by the moment.  Facebook recently deemed that the formerly banned cover artwork from Led...

Game On!

Meet the future of adult entertainment, where techsavvy models and proud geeks are taking sex and gaming to the next level. Ready Player One? You are in for some wild RPG action, with a truly sexy twist. The future of gaming is female. Approximately half of all gamers are women, many of whom have been...

Ariana Marie: HUSTLER’s May Queen

It takes a special woman to appear in HUSTLER as many times as Ariana Marie has, and Ariana Marie is certainly special. Her numerous appearances in the pages of America’s Magazine have a pretty special aspect to them, too—and not just because of her doe-eyed beauty and delightfully devilish sexuality.  Like most people, we’ve had...

“Change the ad!”

“Change the ad! Offer $1 million to anyone who hasn’t had an affair with a member of Congress!”...

Brad Williams: Big Laughs

Brad Williams is a funny little fucker. For 16 years the indisputably hilarious comic has been taking the stage, culminating with kick-ass specials on Showtime—Fun Size in 2015, Daddy Issues in 2016—and a rocking set on Netflix last year: The Degenerates. He’s long been a regular guest on KROQ radio’s Kevin & Bean Show and...

HUSTLER’s Fine, Fingered Femmes

Hey, it’s May 22, National Solitaire Day—and, as it turns out, May is National Masturbation Month! Is there any better time to celebrate the fine art of playing with yourself? With that in mind, join us on a deep, probing exploration of beautiful Honeys letting their fingers do the walking as they get in touch...

Bad Religion

“From the beginning, men used God to justify the unjustifiable.” – Salman Rushdie  Mr. Rushdie speaks from experience. In 1988 his novel The Satanic Verses, an Indian soap opera with a mystical subplot, pissed off the Ayatollah Khomeini. The Supreme Leader of Iran, after reading Rushdie’s book, decided it was offensive to Islam. It wasn’t,...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Bree Daniels

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we focus our attention and affection on Bree Daniels, a former small-town girl with a big appetite for sex and adventure. Daniels hails from Missoula, Montana, whose motto is “The Discovery Continues,” and Bree is all about discovery, as...

Can’t Get Enough of That Hairy Muff

Will ’70s-style bush ever make a comeback? We go deep into the weeds in search of answers. The word from the gutters is that ’70s-style bush could be making a comeback. Yes! More women these days are rumored to be ditching the razor. They are opting instead to walk around with a full-blown muff between...

HUSTLER Brunet Bush Brigade

Looking to get into a hairy situation? If you’re of the “can’t get enough of that furry muff” school of thought, you’ll definitely want to curl up with these dark-haired beauties with fluffy pelts. Get ready for a lesson in tuft love!  Karlee Grey  Ella Knox Winter Jade  Kendra Spade  Valentina Nappi...

HUSTLER Brunet Bush Brigade Part II

Prepare to find yourself in the best kind of hairy situation imaginable! It’s time to go deep into the bush with a prick-stiffening parade of dark-haired, muff-happy HUSTLER Honeys. And when you’ve cleared your way through this, make sure to check out our previous installment of HUSTLER Brunette Bush Brigade! Riley Reid Adriana Chechik Autumn...

Maid for You

It’s hard to find good help these days—but these domestic workers’ dedication to satisfying their employees is enough to make anyone swell with admiration. Cleaning the place up never felt so fucking dirty!  All-Natural Busty Maids  I Banged the Maid  Me, My Wife & the Maid  Crazy Fucking MILF Maids...

What I Learned From Porn

Can XXX entertainment really serve as a form of sex education? Real people weigh in with their experiences.  Sex education, when it exists at all, varies from school to school. Some teachers show boring anatomy videos, others awkwardly put condoms on bananas, and many just preach abstinence and wonder why so many students still end...

HUSTLER Brunet Bush Brigade Part III (Classic Edition)

Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we celebrate any woman who’s willing to buck modern trends and ditch the razor where their lady parts are concerned. Still, it’s difficult not to have a special appreciation for those Honeys of yore who let their pubic pelts grow fully thick and lustrous. With that in mind, let’s once again pay...

Kathy Griffin: A Hell of a Story

Kathy Griffin isn’t just a controversial comic. She is the controversial comic of our time, a modern-day Lenny Bruce (if Lenny Bruce had mock decapitated LBJ, that is). Even before the rowdy redhead stirred up that little spot of bother with the carrot-colored creep in the White House, Kathy enjoyed feuds with people and organizations...

HUSTLER Boat Babes

It’s Memorial Day Weekend—which, in addition to providing an opportunity to honor the service members who’ve died in the line of duty, also marks the unofficial start of summer. And after the shit show that was 2020, we’re all no doubt especially eager to get out there and enjoy the warm-weather diversions. Barbecuing. Hitting the...

Psychedelic Psychiatry

The Healing Power of Shrooms, MDMA, LSD… Illustrations by Spencer Afonso Are you seeking spiritual enlightenment? Craving relief from debilitating depression or PTSD? Need a way to deal with the significant stresses of this decade? Read on… Psychedelic drugs have experienced a resurgence in recent years. Their cultural, spiritual and clinical uses have gained in...

The Sexy Lifestyle: Ambassadors of Swinging

Meet Carol and David, the free-wheeling hosts of a podcast dedicated to making the public happy, healthy and horny. Talk about turning lemons into lemonade!  About 15 years ago, Carol and David both “got dumped on the same day,” when their respective spouses decided to divorce them because Carol’s ex-husband and David’s ex-wife wanted to...

Sam Richardson: Comic Royalty

If you’ve watched a comedy in the last five years, there’s a decent chance Sam Richardson was in it. Iconic TV shows like Arrested Development, The Office, Portlandia and Drunk History. Comic films like We’re the Millers, Horrible Bosses 2, Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, Office Christmas Party or The House. Yup, Sam had roles in all of the above. The man...

HUSTLER’s G.I. Jokes

It’s Memorial Day, when we honor service members who’ve given their lives in the line of duty (oh, and maybe have a cookout). While those who have made the ultimate sacrifice defending our country certainly deserve our deepest gratitude, let’s also take time out to look at the humorous (and sometimes sexier) side of military...

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