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Caught My Busty Neighbor Masturbating

The last time I caught my neighbor masturbating, it was an awkward encounter that prompted a lot of uneasy questions. Such as, “How the fuck did you get into my kitchen, Bob?” Luckily, Caught My Busty Neighbor Masturbating is a far more entertaining experience. Wide-eyed, puffy-nippled blonde Kayley Gunner looks like a pneumatic Stacy Keibler, and she applies her industrial-grade vibrator to her clit with the same intensity as a construction worker operating a jackhammer. Gunner’s Olympian-level exercise in self-pleasure attracts the attention of her neighbor, Quinton James, who peeps in on the action through Gunner’s window before he’s discovered. Wacky “acting!” ensues, with James adopting a bizarre,Sling Blade-esque affectation. Then again, what man wouldn’t be reduced to a jabbering idiot when faced with tits of such grandeur? Fortunately, the dramatic pretenses fall away like a dress on prom night as James takes care of Gunner in ways her wand couldn’t. Wiry, ample-chested brunette Crystal Rush jills off in her building’s laundry room, making good use of the washer’s vibrations. Her onanistic endeavors catch the eye of Tyler Nixon. He panics and rushes off, only to be pursued by the horny vamp, whose persistence ultimately earns her a fusillade of nad nectar across her dairy domes. Jumbo-racked Kayla Kayden works herself into a lather in the hot tub while a neat bit of underwater photography captures the action like a pussy-centric episode of The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau. Caught My Busty Neighbor Masturbating is definitely worth catching. —Pico D. Ribibi

The last time I caught my neighbor masturbating, it was an awkward encounter that prompted a lot of uneasy questions. Such as, “How the fuck did you get into my kitchen, Bob?” Luckily, Caught My Busty Neighbor Masturbating is a far more entertaining experience. Wide-eyed, puffy-nippled blonde Kayley Gunner looks like a pneumatic Stacy...
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Kayley Gunner, Crystal Rush, Madelyn Monroe, Kayla Kayden, Quinton James, Tyler Nixon, Robbie Echo, Nathan Bronson


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