Puffy Nipples

Ah, nipples—providing nourishment for the body, soul and libido alike since mankind first emerged from the primordial soup. And if those spouts should be a bit on the swollen side, all the better! Puffy Nipples celebrates the engorged end of the milk-spigot spectrum, creating a corresponding bulge between viewers’ legs. Fine-featured blonde Kate England has areolae that resemble pepperoni slices and a face reminiscent of Marlee Matlin in her prime, so if you’ve ever wondered what the Reasonable Doubts actress would look like giving a blowjob (and we know you’re out there), welcome to your new favorite boner jam. England’s nipples swell like she’s about to whelp out a litter of pups as she’s pumped full of cock. Eventually her jutting dairy dispensers receive their proper tribute with a dousing of jism, like a cooler of Gatorade dumped over a football coach’s head after a game well played. Brunet charmer Megan Sage has a bit of a Marisa Tomei vibe and nipples that jut like turkey timers. Sage takes a proper pounding to her puss before her modest milk mounds receive a thorough cum-glazing. Elsewhere, tattooed blonde Sarah Jessie and cute brunette Jaye Summers pair up for a spirited coupling that’s half sex scene, half caged death match; Jessie’s fingers dig into Summers’ snatch like it’s a drain her diamond ring fell into. Blond cock-sweller Jillian Janson rounds things out with her pert, perfect sweater puppies. Puffy Nipples is the tits! Call 800-763-8271 ext. 7651 to order. —Pico D. Ribibi