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February 2023

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Wacky Wanking: 9 Wild Masturbation Stories
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Wacky Wanking: 9 Wild Masturbation Stories

During the COVID-19 pandemic, people are having less sex and even being instructed to wear a mask when bumping uglies. Luckily, masturbating is safe and a long-term option for those afflicted with the illness of permanent horniness. 

While masturbating is a solo pastime, it by no means needs to be boring. To prove this, has assembled some of the sexiest, funniest and most shocking self-pleasure stories we’ve heard over the past few years from models, comics and HUSTLER readers. 


“I have my own office, and sometimes work gets really boring. I remember once I was reading sexts from a girl I met on Tinder, and I just started tugging myself at my desk,” an anonymous reader told “I came into some tissues, but a little bit of jizz got on the carpet. I felt scared that the cleaning lady would find it later that night.”


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“My first experience with HUSTLER was when I had found a copy under one of my brothers’ beds. I took it to my room and masturbated to the women frequently,” adult star Mia Malkova recalled to HUSTLER Magazine in 2017. 

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