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Scheduling Sex: The Life of an Escort’s Assistant
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Scheduling Sex: The Life of an Escort’s Assistant

What’s it like to handle the scheduling for an in-demand sex worker? Read on for the inside scoop…

Behind every great leader, every success story, every icon whose achievements we revere, is a dedicated assistant who keeps it all on the rails. Do you think Batman could find his socks without Alfred? I think not.

And if anyone could use a hand staying on top of their day to day activities, it’s sex workers. Social media, gym, clients, photoshoot, taxes, life—it’s a lot for one person, especially if that person is superstar service provider / escort Sonia von Sacher (Twitter: @SoniavonSacher_), AKA your new favorite redhead by way of la belle province (Montreal, Quebec).

And much like Alfred, Tania is a true superhero at heart. This eminently organized dynamo has been Sonia’s personal assistant and scheduler for a little over two years now, and it’s a match made in babe heaven. caught up with her to learn more about the gig and what turns her on (spreadsheets… so hot). Please tell us about yourself. Did you grow up in Montreal?

Tania: I grew up on the south shore of Montreal, and have been living in the city for the past six years.

What kind of jobs did you have before this one?

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