Jeff doesn’t do coffee…
“Jeff doesn’t do coffee. He has his own way to wake up in the morning.”...
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Why, yes…
“Why, yes—he is in!”...
“I’ll be glad when these union contract talks are over!”
“I’ll be glad when these union contract talks are over!”...
“I’m fired?! Just like that, with no explanation?”
“I’m fired?! Just like that, with no explanation?”...
A teenage girl named Lisa came home…
A teenage girl named Lisa came home from school and asked her mother, “Is it true what Richie told me? That babies come from the same place boys put their penises during sex?” Relieved that she wouldn’t have to explain the birds and the bees to her daughter, Lisa’s mom responded, “Yes, dear, your brother...
Breakup Sex: The Pleasures & Pitfalls
Sure, you might be tempted to get in one last bang with your ex, but beware—there are plenty of reasons why you might want to think twice. It has been said that breaking up is hard to do, but sometimes the break just makes us hard. Yep—after the yelling, the blaming and the shaming, couples...
Ivi Rein
“There are many things I like about this job, but my favorite is that it gives me the opportunity to live by my own schedule without being obliged to work when I don’t want to. I have holidays whenever I want and get to travel for work. My favorite destination...
Foghat: The Slow Ride Continues
Founding member Roger Earl talks about the meaning of “Slow Ride,” what the hell a Foghat is and the band’s new album, Sonic Mojo. Roger Earl is a rock ’n’ roll survivor. At age 77, he has outlived all other original members of his long-running band Foghat, and many of the other bands from his...
Big Dick Blues
Regretting the fact that you’re not hung like King Dong? You shouldn’t; sometimes packing a huge hog is more of a burden than a blessing. There is an unwavering source of consistent misery in almost every man’s life, and that’s his dick. It’s the one bodily feature that he’s destined to live out the rest...
Natalia Cruze
CLASSIC PHOTOGRAPHY FROM THE JUNE 2005 HUSTLER We see a lot of beautiful women here at HUSTLER, but Natalia is truly a goddess. This Mighty Aphrodite has actually traveled to Egypt. “It was great to be there,” Natalia recalls. “My hotel was right on the Nile River, and I could...
Friday Funnies: Old Fucks Vol. 3
As the old saying goes, just because there’s snow on the roof doesn’t mean there isn’t a fire in the furnace. With that in mind, join us on a hilarious celebration of horny geriatrics, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons. Enjoy! “This is my midlife crisis, Marsha! Butt out!” “You should stop while...
HUSTLER Classic: Royal Flesh
It’s good to be the queen—but it might be even better to gaze upon a royally ravishing babe in all her natural glory. Exhibit A: The June 2005 HUSTLER pictorial Natalia Cruze: All Hail the Queen, which featured a beauty of regal proportions. The photo-spread, lensed by photographer Laurent Sky, presented bewitching brunette Natalia Cruze...
Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 11
Beautiful HUSTLER Honeys getting in touch with themselves and letting their fingers do the probing? Sign us up! Join us for a very touching tribute to hot babes who take their sexual satisfaction into their own hands. Enjoy! Vinna Reed Lika Star Vicky Harding April O’Neil Cassie Laine McKenzie Sweet Rahyndee James Sophia Knight...
Paranormal XXX-periences
Prepare to be scared stiff, as some of our favorite adult-industry entertainers recall their brushes with the supernatural. We’ve probably all encountered it. An odd noise in a place where you’re alone, the hair on the back of your neck standing up and a dreadful feeling of something not being right. I had the haunting...
DGAF: Max Pain and the Ultimate Comeback
After racking up a quarter-million dollars in debt and hitting rock bottom in 2017, a California cash-game crusher looks to rebuild his bankroll and his life. Everyone loves an underdog. Maybe that’s why it’s so devastating to see high-stakes poker player DGAF lose a $35,000 pot to a runner- runner full house with 96% equity...
“If I love you enough to rim you, you should at least be polite and not fart!”
“If I love you enough to rim you, you should at least be polite and not fart!”...
Stagg Party
Renowned adult photographer Ellen Stagg on her XXX journey, living by the Golden Rule, working with Snoop Dogg and her stunning new book, Free to Be Naked. The best kind of modesty is when a living legend is genuinely unaware of their stature in the eyes of admirers and peers alike. Just one of the...
Ripping-Good Sex
Do you worry about letting out the occasional fart when you’re getting busy? Allow us to clear the air and tell you why you shouldn’t. When two people get really locked into some good lovin’, there is sometimes a buildup bubbling in the bedroom that comes on unexpectedly, and it is a force that cannot...
Friday Funnies: Workin’ It Vol. 5
It’s Friday—which, for most of us, means it’s time to put another grueling workweek in the rear-view mirror. But before we go dashing toward the weekend like a child into its mother’s loving embrace, let’s take one last, hilarious look at the daily grind, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of hilarious cartoons. We”re sure you’ll...
I have six days to live…
“I have six days to live. My wife is visiting her mother.”...
Holy shit, Joe…
“Holy shit, Joe! It’s Ken!”...
Oh, come on, dear…
“Oh, come on, dear…do you really want to discuss our marital problems in front of strangers?!”...
“Sorry, honey, but I’m getting me some life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.”
“Sorry, honey, but I’m getting me some life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.”...
Wow! We are so in sync…
“Wow! We are so in sync…I was just about to ask for a divorce!”...
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 8
Never mind the marching bands and ornate floats—in this parade, the main attraction is warm, wet, wide-open pussy! So grab yourself a front-row seat, because this procession will definitely have you standing at attention. Enjoy—and don’t forget to salute! Eden West Lilly Bell Natalia Cruze Katie Kush Numi Zarah Mikah Tia Asia Vargas...
Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 3
Open up and say ahhhhh, we’re serving up mouthfuls of milk-mounds with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. It’s a feast of funbags, a boob bounty, a breast buffet…whatever you call it, you’ll get your fill and then some—don’t be surprised if you feel like you need to unbuckle your belt! Krystal Steal & McKenzie Lee...
The Doctor Is In!
Open up and say, “Ahhhh,” you’re about to learn all about the fascinating and sexy world of medical fetishism! “The doctor will see you now” is a sentence that is usually followed by sweaty palms, a spike in heart rate and dread over the prospect of being poked and prodded. But what if, instead of...
Neil Hamburger: Unhappy Holidays
America’s Funnyman yuks (and yucks) it up about bitter shopping-mall Santas, the nightmare that is New Year’s Eve and his star-studded new album. Neil Hamburger is the definition of a lovable loser. The comic lounge singer with the tin voice and worst combover in show business has returned from the depths of clinical depression with...
Abella Danger & Samantha Hayes
“Women are goddesses, and I feel blessed I get to fuck babes like Abella Danger on the regular. Finding women who love women as much as I do is such a turn-on. I’m a kinky slut and proud of it! BDSM is something I’m passionate about, and I like being...
Dale Bozzio: Living the Hollywood Lie
The Missing Persons singer (and former HUSTLER model) talks drugs, her “uncontrollable” attitude and her band’s new album. We love Dale Bozzio, the otherworldly lead singer of 1980s new wave standouts Missing Persons. Not only for her iconic songs and their eye-popping videos like “Words,” “Walking In L.A.” and “Destination Unknown,” but also for the...
