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Motorcycle Mamas: Badass Biker Babes

Let’s get ready to ride! HUSTLER interviews six badass XXX babes who love their bikes. Rocking leather and even lingerie, this group of motorcycle mamas live to hit the road, where they are guaranteed to turn heads…and leave you in the dust! HUSTLER MAGAZINE: You ride motorcycles! What made you hop on one? AMANDA LA...

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Azura Grace

“Growing up, I was a little professor. I preferred reading and playing video games to hanging out with friends. I was the weird kid…and besides getting weirder with age, I haven’t changed that much! I still play video games for fun, and I like hiking and going to natural history...

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Mickey Violet

“I represent the young Latinas in the adult industry. I’m a mix of ethnicities, including Spanish and Mexican. I was 21 when I started my porn career, but I’ve always been a sexual person, and the idea of having sex on camera appealed to me. So I signed with a...

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Keira Croft

“I really, really love sex, and performing is all I want to do. I love masturbating, anal and creampies. Passionate, intimate sex turns me on, but so does some rough-ass manhandling. And I like sex with pretty much anybody, guy or girl, so for me, porn is really the perfect...

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Mia Kay

“For as long as I can remember, I have been a big slut! I used to sneak out of the house and sneak boys into my room. I had a ton of friends with benefits, and I viewed them all as my little play toys. I was and still am...

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Sierra Spunk

“Being a part of HUSTLER has been a fun, little goal of mine for quite a while,” proclaims Sierra Spunk from San Diego, California. “When I was a teenager, I hid in my grandfather’s bathroom and secretly looked at his HUSTLER magazines. I thought the women looked so beautiful and...

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A man went to the police…

A man went to the police station so he could talk to the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” the desk sergeant snarled. “No, no, no!” the man exclaimed. “I just want to find out how the son of a bitch snuck into the house...

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Remembering Saya Song

It is with alarming frequency that we mark the passing of our friends and family in the adult entertainment industry, and it hurts our hearts more with each tragic loss. On September 4, beloved performer and wonderful human being Saya Song died at their home in Michigan (source: XBIZ). Saya, 37, entered the industry in...

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Tales From the Clit: Violet Myers

We’re going to have to rename this series “Porn Stars & Rappers,” because they are horny for each other 24/7. In this month’s installment, fan favorite Violet Myers delivers a delectable dose of celebrity hookup hotness: “When it comes to celebrities, I’ll shoot my shot. I went through this groupie phase and had a list...

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Slay Belles

Eggnog, a roaring fire and babes who roast our chestnuts: These are the things that the holidays are made of. However or whatever you celebrate this time of year, we guarantee a holly, jolly good time in the company of festive femmes rocking the red, white and green of Noel HUSTLER-style! Naughty Canadian elf Katie...

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Use Me

If you’ve ever fantasized about being someone else’s obedient sex toy, your fetish has a name: “Free Use.” The fantasy of being used, sexually, by anyone at any time can be a rush; but like any kink, it must be carefully negotiated and executed in a way where everyone feels respected and fulfilled. Nonconsent requires...

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Say My Name

If you’ve ever been lost in the throes of passion and caught yourself calling out the name of someone other than the person you’re with, don’t panic, because you are in very good company. Fantasizing about other people during sex is perfectly normal, and we’re going to help you and your partner lean into it...

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You know it’s bad when…

“You know it’s bad when Trump has more indictments in eight months than I’ve had blowjobs in 20 years.”...

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Congressional Profiles in Courage

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Ron DeSantis is always running around using…

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You motherfucking…

“‘You motherfucking ass-licking piece of cocksucking diarrhea shit’…no, wait…strike that…just make it ‘Dear ex-President Trump…’”...

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I couldn’t help it, babe…

“I couldn’t help it, babe. This girl is a professional influencer, and she’s damn good at her job!”...

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A boy was sitting on…

A boy was sitting on Santa’s lap. Santa put his finger on the tyke’s nose and, tapping out the letters, said, “I bet your name is J-I-M-M-Y.” As Jimmy’s eyes lit up, Santa tapped and went on, “I bet you want a B-I-K-E.” “How did you know that?” Jimmy wondered. “Because Santa knows everything.” Jimmy...

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Walt was concerned about…

Walt was concerned about his failing eyesight and went to an optometrist. “You should stop masturbating,” the eye doc advised. “Will I go blind?” Walt asked. “No,” the optometrist replied, “but you’re upsetting all the people in the waiting room.”...

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Tom was sitting in a bar…

Tom was sitting in a bar when he noticed two attractive women. He called the bartender over and said, “I’d like to buy those ladies a drink.” “It won’t do you any good,” the bartender warned him. “I don’t care,” Tom insisted. “I want to buy a round of whatever they’re drinking.” The bartender delivered...

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Moments before his wedding…

Moments before his wedding, the groom and his best man, who went back a long way as pals and fellow playboys, were comparing amorous conquests. The groom boasted, “Except for my wife-to-be and obviously my mother and sisters, I’ve fucked every woman here.” “How about that?!” the best man marveled. “Between the two of us...

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Ellena

“My biggest aspiration is to have men and women drool over my Beaver Hunt pics,” declares Ellena, a “fun, wild, fearless and bold” model and content creator from South Lake Tahoe, California. “HUSTLER is kinda top tier, and if you can make it in these pages, you have truly made...

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Fat Mike: Punk Rock Historian

The NOFX frontman on the impending breakup of his band, his new classical (!!!) album and his recently opened Punk Rock Museum. Fat Mike is a punk to the core. For four decades, he’s been the leader of smartass stalwarts NOFX. That decades-long run, alas, is winding down to an end; Mike recently announced that...

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Asshole of the Month: Lauren Boebert

Colorado, a formerly purple state, has been shifting to the left in recent years, even beating California and other blue states to the punch in legalizing recreational marijuana in 2012. But head westward from the green Rocky Mountain highs around Denver, Boulder and Fort Collins, and you’ll find the legal pot dispensaries drying up, like...

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Fight for Workers’ Rights!

Labor unions have existed since the very beginning of America. Quite simply, the associations served to protect members’ rights. Workers learned that if they banded together, they could negotiate from a position of strength for better wages and improved conditions. Throughout American history, labor unions have exerted a positive influence. They helped to create the...

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Cobra Spell: 666 and S.E.X.

In a world of overproduced pop and autotuned rap, Cobra Spell stands out like a face tattoo in church. Composed of five hard-rocking ladies—Sonia Anubis on guitar, Kristina Vega on vocals, Noelle dos Anjos on guitar, Hale Naphtha on drums and Roxy Herrera on bass—Cobra Spell plays a blend of vintage ’80s-inspired heavy metal and classic European hard rock. With their debut...

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