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Skyler Storm

“I was a shy, super good kid growing up. I’ve changed since then—I’m still a little shy, but sexy too. Now I love to go out, have fun and get naughty. I have a very dirty mind, but I only share my dirty secrets with a select few. Men who...

Gooning Gods and Goddesses

Masturbating for hours until you’re in a trancelike state before you finally come…for fans of gooning, the waiting is the hardest (and hottest) part. I think we can all agree that orgasms are pretty fucking amazing. The feeling of release and ecstasy coursing through your body can’t be beat. Now imagine you’re watching your favorite...

Better Off Red

Red is the color of love, longing and lust. From lipstick to lingerie, it sends our senses and libidos into overdrive. Sure, Valentine’s Day is a lame, made-up holiday; still, it’s a wonderful excuse to present the Ladies in Red: Sydney Screams proves a splash of color can go a long way. “Red is so...

Funeral Fuckers

Some people hit the singles bar or the gym in search of some action. For others, the mortuary is the real hookup hot spot. Funeral homes are the last place anyone wants to end up, and in a lot of ways they are the end of the road. They are also perhaps the most unconventional...

XXX Stars on Dating Apps

Navigating the world of digital dating can be frustrating, hilarious and hilariously frustrating, and that’s as true for adult-industry performers as it is for the rest of us. Join us as a few of our favorite stars share their stories—the good, the bad and the mind-boggling. Dating is hard! Finding the right person to connect...

Morning Glory: The Joys (and Dangers) of Wake-Up Head

Sure, getting a blowjob first thing in the morning sounds like (and usually is) a sexy way to start the day, but sometimes it can lead to a rude awakening. Waking up in the morning, for most poor schlubs, is the most excruciating part of the day. The alarm goes off at an ear-piercing volume,...

Ass-Eaters Anonymous

Exploring the pleasures and perils of anilingus. There are two types of people among the lecherous and the dissolute: the ones who eat ass, and those who’ll never understand why anyone in their right mind would touch the nucleus of somebody’s tuchus with their tongue. It’s an ass war, some would argue, that separates the...

Cowgirl Up!

Saddle up and join us as we explore the ups, downs, ins and outs of the reverse-cowgirl position. There are very few qualities in a lady more charming than her ability to ride her man like a rambunctious bull, one with a mammoth dong and a wild case of the jitters. Yee-haw! Oh yeah, man—when...

Working Girls Press: Sex Work Is Magic

Meet the women behind a new book imprint that celebrates the living history of a divine calling. When HUSTLER spoke with Petit Mort magazine Editor in Chief Penelope Dario for the April 2023 issue, we learned about an indie upstart that empowered sex workers through storytelling, journalism and literature, all packaged in a bespoke quarterly...

Remembering Jesse Jane

Friends and colleagues pay tribute to the recently deceased XXX icon. Jesse Jane and I were nodding off against a wall at the Las Vegas airport in the mid-2000s, waiting for our flight back to L.A. following a long porn convention week. I spotted Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee across the terminal, as he slowly...

Hands-On XXX Stars

From home renovation to auto and furniture restoration and beyond, these DIY-minded adult-industry wonders are crafty in more ways than one. Sex workers possess multitudes of skills, know-how and talent. While we may only see them on screen with perfect make-up and nary a hair out of place, they are no strangers to getting down...

Sunday Funday: Lingerie Lovedolls 15

If you’re like most guys, we know—fashion shows probably aren’t your thing. What if we were to tell you that this fashion show is filled with hot HUSTLER Honeys showing off their frilly underthings before stripping down and showing off the fleshy goods underneath? Now we have your attention, don’t we? Sure we do! With...

Hotel Bar Hanky-Panky

Throughout the work week, the suits who presumably make things happen are out there attending meetings, power lunches, late lunches, dinner meetings, pressing the flesh with this person and that in hopes of turning another buck into two. By the end of a long day of hobnobbing with the pillars of industry, they are ready...

Focusing in on Holly Randall

The esteemed photographer and director discusses her process, her podcast and her decision to step in front of the camera as a model herself. If you’ve ever scrolled through your favorite starlet’s social media, opened up a glossy porn mag or watched a scene from your favorite company, chances are you’ve seen the amazing work...

Building a Better Orgasm

Looking to achieve a bigger, stronger climax? Of course you are! Sex therapist Dr. Susan Block shows you the way… Wanna take your orgasms to the next level? Of course you do—the only thing better than a climax is a climax of epic proportions that makes you forget what planet you’re on!  With that goal...

Lick It Up?

Diving into the messy topic of performing post-creampie oral on your partner. Some women get wildly turned on by the idea of a man eating their snatches after sex. For them, it’s not enough just to feel a guy’s hot load pump their vaginas with cream filling—it’s deeper than all that. These freethinking ladies not...

Proud Pounders

Whether it’s giving a partner countless orgasms or banging someone way out of your league, we all have a moment in our sexual past that makes our heart swell with pride. Read on as some lucky fuckers share their tales of carnal triumph. We live in a society where accolades are given to talented people...

Hump-Day Special: Stocking Up! Vol. 8

Smooth, shapely legs sheathed in elegant stockings—is there anything better? Lace, nylons, fishnets; we love all of them for the way they highlight a woman’s gams, and we’re sure you’ll agree after diving into this pictorial celebration of beautiful babes in sexy hosiery. Enjoy! Dimonica Rose Eila Adams Kazumi Mickey Violet Nicole & Cytherea...

Like a Slut?

What does it mean when your partner asks to be screwed like a slut? We reached out to a group of women in search of answers. One of the most seductive texts a woman can send a man in this day and age is, “When I get home, I want you to fuck me like...

Chloe Lamour

Ever since appearing as a June ’19 Beaver, Chloe Lamour, 29, has been dedicated to eating healthy, staying in shape and getting away from Kosice, Slovakia. “Life isn’t meant to be lived in only one place,” avows the 5-foot-6 bombshell, who now resides in Prague, Czech Republic. “I like to...

The Importance of Free Speech on Campus

“Freedom of speech is not for the idea you love but for the idea you hate most.” —Larry Flynt When my husband was gunned down in Georgia and paralyzed, he made a decision to spend the rest of his life expanding the parameters of free speech. As he said, “Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion....

You’re Not a Caveman

Men are very generous lovers. No, seriously. When it comes to sex, men have a bad reputation. The good news is, most of it’s a lie. Harvard professor Abraham Morgentaler, M.D.—researcher, therapist and author of Why Men Fake It: The Totally Unexpected Truth About Men and Sex—blasts the cliché of guys as selfish, hump-crazed Neanderthals....

Working Stiff

How to Succeed as a Male Porn Star When people think of their favorite porn stars, often a famous woman comes to mind. Ladies dominate the sex industry, and they typically make more money than men, a rare accomplishment in a patriarchal society. But that doesn’t mean guys can’t thrive in the XXX world, and...

Happy Birthday!

Beaver Hunt has been showcasing unbashful babes in their birthday suits for almost a half century, and here’s a handful who’ll be celebrating birthdays in March. Breanne was a “spontaneous and passionate” college student from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, when she submitted nude pics, while Sidney is a certified yoga instructor from Astoria, Oregon. Khloe is a...

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