Harold, that’s not what’s meant by foreplay…
“Harold, that’s not what’s meant by foreplay…”...
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The truth is out there, but not on Fox!
“The truth is out there, but not on Fox!”...
Sorry, honey. I’ll be late for dinner. I’m busy doing the work of the American people.
“Sorry, honey. I’ll be late for dinner. I’m busy doing the work of the American people.”...
Go ahead. I dare you to ask me what the meaning of life is!
“Go ahead. I dare you to ask me what the meaning of life is!”...
Hey, keep your girlfriend quiet, will ya? I’m trying to do your homework!
“Hey, keep your girlfriend quiet, will ya? I’m trying to do your homework!”...
Hooray for Nipples!
HUSTLER digs into its archives to showcase stellar pics of incredibly beautiful nips. Let the titty-twisting begin! Lena Paul, January ’23 Scarlit Scandal, September ’22 Angela White July ’22 Kiara Cole & Skye Blue July ’23 Holly Hotwife December ’23 Angel Youngs November ’21 Mila Azul Anniversary ’21 Scarlett Alexis September ’22 Jayla De Angelis...
Parallel Porking
For couples who aren’t ready for full-on swinging but still want to spice things up, monogamous group sex just night be the answer to their dirty prayers. Not every couple out there is keen on engaging in full-bore kink. Some rather enjoy what the more adventurous of the breed might refer to as a “vanilla”...
Bella Donna
“I spend a lot of time at the beach, which surprises people, because I’m very fair. I love nature, and some of my most memorable sexual experiences have been outside. Not just in a backyard, but in beautiful locations like a jungle or a desert. The craziest place I’ve ever...
The Gems: ‘Phoenix’ Rising
The last time we saw singer Guernica Mancini, drummer Emlee Johansson and guitarist/bassist Mona “Demona” Lindgren, they were tearing up the stage on tour as part of the all-female rock band Thundermother (read our interviews with that group here and here). Boy, have times changed. Since then, the trio of fierce females found themselves out...
C’mon…it’s sex, Ralph…everybody wins!
“C’mon…it’s sex, Ralph…everybody wins!”...
Plan, Me?
With increasing attacks on reproductive rights, demand for emergency contraception among women is surging—and if guys are smart, they’ll gladly offer to cover the cost of it. If ever there was a near-perfect business model in the United States designed around sex, it was the pharmaceutical industry wagering on drunk and horny people engaging in...
A Naughty Habit
Holy fuck! Join us as we kneel before these masterful practitioners of religious fetishism. Forgive us, Father, for we have sinned, and that’s not a bad thing! A growing niche in the adult industry is religious fetishism. Yes, you read that right. From sexy nuns to demonic gangbangs, this bukkake of blasphemy will have you...
“Harry didn’t want a funeral. He preplanned a celebration of his life!”
“Harry didn’t want a funeral. He preplanned a celebration of his life!”...
Smells Like Cream Spirit
They say that love stinks—and it’s also true that sex can create a hell of a scent too. Around 20 years ago, I left a little dive bar in Winslow, Indiana, with two women of equal or greater drunkenness and headed to a recording studio I’d been shacked up in for a few months. (I’d...
Horny Herbivores?
Can adopting a plant-based diet be the key to a stronger sex drive? Although people typically frequent their local watering holes to seek out a sex partner, lettuce consider for a moment that the bar they really should be hanging around is of the salad variety. Yessiree, boys—researchers at Stanford University have reportedly discovered that...
Exit Eden: Femmes Fatales Assemble!
Enjoy face-melting riffage and soaring, megawatt vocals? Meet your new symphonic metal obsession. Symphonic metal: Just two little words to describe an epic style of music you need to add to your playlists. And our favorite group involved in this bombastic sound? That would be Exit Eden, a trio of female rockers—Anna Brunner (League of...
Skyler Storm
“I was a shy, super good kid growing up. I’ve changed since then—I’m still a little shy, but sexy too. Now I love to go out, have fun and get naughty. I have a very dirty mind, but I only share my dirty secrets with a select few. Men who...
Gooning Gods and Goddesses
Masturbating for hours until you’re in a trancelike state before you finally come…for fans of gooning, the waiting is the hardest (and hottest) part. I think we can all agree that orgasms are pretty fucking amazing. The feeling of release and ecstasy coursing through your body can’t be beat. Now imagine you’re watching your favorite...
Better Off Red
Red is the color of love, longing and lust. From lipstick to lingerie, it sends our senses and libidos into overdrive. Sure, Valentine’s Day is a lame, made-up holiday; still, it’s a wonderful excuse to present the Ladies in Red: Sydney Screams proves a splash of color can go a long way. “Red is so...
Funeral Fuckers
Some people hit the singles bar or the gym in search of some action. For others, the mortuary is the real hookup hot spot. Funeral homes are the last place anyone wants to end up, and in a lot of ways they are the end of the road. They are also perhaps the most unconventional...
XXX Stars on Dating Apps
Navigating the world of digital dating can be frustrating, hilarious and hilariously frustrating, and that’s as true for adult-industry performers as it is for the rest of us. Join us as a few of our favorite stars share their stories—the good, the bad and the mind-boggling. Dating is hard! Finding the right person to connect...
Morning Glory: The Joys (and Dangers) of Wake-Up Head
Sure, getting a blowjob first thing in the morning sounds like (and usually is) a sexy way to start the day, but sometimes it can lead to a rude awakening. Waking up in the morning, for most poor schlubs, is the most excruciating part of the day. The alarm goes off at an ear-piercing volume,...
Ass-Eaters Anonymous
Exploring the pleasures and perils of anilingus. There are two types of people among the lecherous and the dissolute: the ones who eat ass, and those who’ll never understand why anyone in their right mind would touch the nucleus of somebody’s tuchus with their tongue. It’s an ass war, some would argue, that separates the...
Cowgirl Up!
Saddle up and join us as we explore the ups, downs, ins and outs of the reverse-cowgirl position. There are very few qualities in a lady more charming than her ability to ride her man like a rambunctious bull, one with a mammoth dong and a wild case of the jitters. Yee-haw! Oh yeah, man—when...
Working Girls Press: Sex Work Is Magic
Meet the women behind a new book imprint that celebrates the living history of a divine calling. When HUSTLER spoke with Petit Mort magazine Editor in Chief Penelope Dario for the April 2023 issue, we learned about an indie upstart that empowered sex workers through storytelling, journalism and literature, all packaged in a bespoke quarterly...
Remembering Jesse Jane
Friends and colleagues pay tribute to the recently deceased XXX icon. Jesse Jane and I were nodding off against a wall at the Las Vegas airport in the mid-2000s, waiting for our flight back to L.A. following a long porn convention week. I spotted Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee across the terminal, as he slowly...
Hands-On XXX Stars
From home renovation to auto and furniture restoration and beyond, these DIY-minded adult-industry wonders are crafty in more ways than one. Sex workers possess multitudes of skills, know-how and talent. While we may only see them on screen with perfect make-up and nary a hair out of place, they are no strangers to getting down...
Sunday Funday: Lingerie Lovedolls 15
If you’re like most guys, we know—fashion shows probably aren’t your thing. What if we were to tell you that this fashion show is filled with hot HUSTLER Honeys showing off their frilly underthings before stripping down and showing off the fleshy goods underneath? Now we have your attention, don’t we? Sure we do! With...
