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December 2023

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Oh, come on, dear…

“Oh, come on, dear…do you really want to discuss our marital problems in front of strangers?!”...

A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 8

Never mind the marching bands and ornate floats—in this parade, the main attraction is warm, wet, wide-open pussy! So grab yourself a front-row seat, because this procession will definitely have you standing at attention. Enjoy—and don’t forget to salute! Eden West Lilly Bell Natalia Cruze Katie Kush Numi Zarah Mikah Tia Asia Vargas...

Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 3

Open up and say ahhhhh, we’re serving up mouthfuls of milk-mounds with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. It’s a feast of funbags, a boob bounty, a breast buffet…whatever you call it, you’ll get your fill and then some—don’t be surprised if you feel like you need to unbuckle your belt! Krystal Steal & McKenzie Lee...

The Doctor Is In!

Open up and say, “Ahhhh,” you’re about to learn all about the fascinating and sexy world of medical fetishism! “The doctor will see you now” is a sentence that is usually followed by sweaty palms, a spike in  heart rate and dread over the prospect of being poked and prodded. But what if, instead of...

Neil Hamburger: Unhappy Holidays

America’s Funnyman yuks (and yucks) it up about bitter shopping-mall Santas, the nightmare that is New Year’s Eve and his star-studded new album. Neil Hamburger is the definition of a lovable loser. The comic lounge singer with the tin voice and worst combover in show business has returned from the depths of clinical depression with...

Abella Danger & Samantha Hayes

“Women are goddesses, and I feel blessed I get to fuck babes like Abella Danger on the regular. Finding women who love women as much as I do is such a turn-on. I’m a kinky slut and proud of it! BDSM is something I’m passionate about, and I like being...

Dale Bozzio: Living the Hollywood Lie

The Missing Persons singer (and former HUSTLER model) talks drugs, her “uncontrollable” attitude and her band’s new album. We love Dale Bozzio, the otherworldly lead singer of 1980s new wave standouts Missing Persons. Not only for her iconic songs and their eye-popping videos like “Words,” “Walking In L.A.” and “Destination Unknown,” but also for the...

Juliana Hatfield Has It Covered

After taking on the songbooks of Olivia Newton-John and The Police, the “My Sister” singer is tackling the Electric Light Orchestra catalog. Juliana Hatfield does whatever she wants. In her four decades-and-running career, the Boston-based rocker has been in multiple bands, including Blake Babies, The Lemonheads, The Juliana Hatfield Three and The I Don’t Cares...

Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember 6

Feeling like you’ve been a little cheated in the laughs department lately? Don’t worry, we vow to honor and obey your need for a good chuckle with these outrageous HUSTLER cartoons that explore the hilarious side of infidelity. Enjoy!  “I have six days to live. My wife is visiting her mother.” “Holy shit, Joe! It’s...

Butt’s Happening! Vol. 10

We hope you don’t mind, but we’re getting pretty behind with things today. No, wait, scratch that—we know you won’t mind when you see what we have in store for you! Join us for yet another collection of tempting tushies, beautiful backsides and delectable derrieres, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys… Eden West Dimonica...

HUSTLER Birthday Babe: Abella Danger

Bust out your candle and get ready to enjoy a sweet treat, because it’s time for a XXX birthday party! And while the birthday we’re celebrating is that of HUSTLER favorite Abella Danger, there are plenty of nice gifts in store for you too! Regular HUSTLER readers are no doubt well familiar with Abella, a...

Give ThanXXX

With Thanksgiving quickly approaching, some of our favorite XXX performers share what they’re most grateful for this year. It’s that time of the year again; 2023 is winding down and it’s time to reflect on what we’re grateful for this year. While we all traditionally tend to focus on family, friends and health (which we...

Camping Sex: It’s Fucking in Tents!

Fall is that time of year when people all across the United States who’ve been beaten down by the apocalyptic heat of the sweltering summer heat finally get some relief and settle into cooler climates. It’s hoodie weather, as it’s commonly referred to in the Midwest: a time for football, backyard bonfires and, for some...

91 Criminal Felonies

Because the “character” of the President of the United States counts! Dear President Clinton: Character and family values count! (Impeach!) Dear Vice President Gore: You tried to steal a Presidential election! (Sore-Loserman!) Dear Secretary of State Clinton: Mishandling classified documents is treasonous! (Lock her up!) Love, the Republicans P.S. Just kidding! Suckers! I’m old enough...

Nicole & Cytherea

CLASSIC PHOTOGRAPHY FROM THE JANUARY 2004 HUSTLER “After the police gather all the evidence and the coroner wheels the body out, someone has to clean up the mess at a murder scene. It’s not a glamorous job, but it helps if you have a fetish for true crime, like Cytherea...

Getting Your Groove Back

Feel like your sex drive has been stuck in neutral lately? Fear not, we have some crucial advice on how to get back on the road to sexual vitality. There are a plethora of reasons why your sex drive might be stuck in neutral. Maybe you’ve been with your partner for so long that sex...

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