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Facial Recognition
Is coating your partner’s face in gonad goop bad sexual manners, or a loving tribute after a good, satisfying fuck? We get to the bottom of this sticky debate. Watch enough skin flicks, and you start to develop the impression that women, every last horny one of them, thoroughly enjoy getting their faces handsomely glazed...
Here Comes the Bride?
No, wedding-night sex isn’t always as mind-blowing as it’s made out to be—if it even happens at all. And no, that’s nothing to worry about. Weddings are a special (some would even say sacred) occasion when two lovebirds commit to each other forever. Gulp! Yesirree, getting hitched means a couple has ultimately decided to throw...
Putting the ‘Ass’ in ‘Classroom’ Vol. 3
Break out your pencil, class is in session! We’re back with another collection of beauties who have devoted themselves to boning up at the School of Hard Cocks. Education has never been so sexy! Britt Blair Madison Summers Izzy Lush Harley Haze & Havana Bleu Adrianna Jade Coco Lovelock...
Shane Gillis: Doggone Funny
You know Shane Gillis. Everyone knows Shane Gillis. His Live In Austin Show on YouTube has garnered over 15 million views (and counting), and his new Beautiful Dogs special is practically crashing Netflix. On top of that, Shane has been rampaging around the country as a touring stand-up, appears regularly on The Joe Rogan Experience...
Martial Arts Mavens
Prepare for the sexiest workout ever as we hit the mat with a group of XXX beauties who kick ass in more ways than one! If you’re reading this, you’re already aware that adult performers kick ass, but did you know there are a bunch of XXX beauties that could kick your ass? I entered...
Scholarly Sirens
Meet a group of XXX sirens who boast some seriously impressive academic and professional credentials. There has long been a stereotype that performers and others in the porn industry lack intelligence or education and entered the world of XXX as a last resort. In truth, many members of the adult-entertainment community attained advanced degrees and...
Love Muscle, or Funny Bone?
In the quest to score pussy, what wins out—a cut physique or a sharp sense of humor? We explore this important question in the eternal battle of brains versus brawn. Since the dawn of time, men have been searching for the secret to having more sex. They’ve read the books, watched every episode of The...
CockTales: Dirty Discussions
Do you like sex? Enjoy a drink or two? Allow us to introduce you to your new favorite podcast. Bottoms up! If you like drinking and sex, CockTales: Dirty Discussions might be the podcast for you. Co-hosted out of Atlanta by Kiki Said So (not her real name!) and Medinah Monroe and found on all...
Parental Cock Blockers
How do you maintain a vibrant sex life when you have to move back in with your folks? Or when an elderly parent has to move in with you? We offer some vital tips on how to keep things from getting too close for comfort. In our formative years of fucking, back when we were...
HUSTLER Legends: Violet Myers
HUSTLER Honey. Vixen Angel. Influencer. Foodie. Legend. Join us as we go deep with this multifaceted XXX gem. If business schools offered courses on how to succeed in adult entertainment, Violet Myers would be the case study to end all case studies. A social media maverick who built her fanbase long before making the leap...
Rubber Out?
Why some guys balk when a woman who comes prepared with her own condoms—and why that attitude is so wrongheaded. If there is one line that’s uttered during a casual fling with a sexy stranger to signal that all of the making out and heavy petting is about to progress to a no-holds-barred night of...
Phone Sex
According to a recent survey, one in five people use their cell phone while getting busy. Which can definitely be a real hang-up, but it doesn’t have to mean getting disconnected from your partner. The technological advancements of the past few decades, it could be argued, have bestowed humping humanity with an abundance of coital...
Artificial Intelligence: The Good, the Bad & the Ugly
In July, the U.N. hosted an “AI (Artificial Intelligence) for Good” global summit in Switzerland, featuring a press conference with nine humanoid robots equipped with state-of-the-art AI brains. Human journalists asked them questions directly, and the robots answered, with no help from their human minders, sometimes tilting their realistic heads for emphasis, their eyes blinking...
I Can’t Fight This Feeling Anymore
Conventional wisdom about Donald Trump and elections is always right—except when it isn’t. As we go to press, it seems an all-but-foregone conclusion to most that Donald Trump will become the Republican Party’s 2024 Presidential nominee for a rematch against President Joe Biden. Short of an illness—or worse—befalling Biden, there is little question that he...
Asshole of the Month: Mike Johnson
Choosing the speaker of the House of Representatives in Washington has usually been a routine, undramatic affair: The leadership of the party holding the majority selects a candidate, and the troops normally fall in line, voting almost unanimously to approve the new speaker. But the Republicans have turned this process into a dysfunctional clown circus....
Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 2
The eyes, it’s been said, are the windows to the soul. If that’s the case, you’re about to get a crystal-clear view of some souls that are as deep as the ocean, as vast as the sky and as sparkling as sapphires. Join us for another celebration of blue-eyed, red-hot HUSTLER Honeys. And when you’re...
Let’s Dance: Hitting the Road With XXX Stars
What would it be like to get a lap dance from your favorite porn star? Wonder no more, as these five-star feature dancers bring the party to you! Lots of people travel for work, but for topflight feature dancers, it’s a labor of love. Like Maverick or Captain Marvel, these jet-set erotic artists are cut...
Tales From the Clit: Kianna Dior
Cum-loving MILF goddess Kianna Dior is pure porn perfection. From DVPs to bukkake blowbangs, she is insatiable to the last drop. So naturally we had to recruit her for our sexy storytellers’ series! In this lurid tale of Hollywood debauchery, our buxom protagonist proves why she is the Queen of Sluts. “I was at a...
Lights, Camera, Fumigalli!
There are so many talented people working behind the scenes at HUSTLER; we would be remiss not to celebrate their outstanding contributions to the pornographic arts. One such unsung hero is HUSTLER Video director Fumigalli. A true visionary with zero attitude, Fumigalli started out as an adult magazine photographer nearly 30 years ago. He landed...
Breaking Baddies
Whether you ghosted a gym membership or never quite got around to penning the great American novel, everyone at some point or another has tasted the bitter defeat of completely blowing your New Year’s resolution. And you know what? That’s fine. In fact, it’s encouraged. Like the little devil on your shoulder, think of HUSTLER...
Back to the Future
One thing you can say about the adult entertainment industry is that it is never boring—for better or worse. But let’s put “worse” on the backburner for now and focus on the good things. Specifically, the promise of a new year filled with sex, smut and something the kids call “futanari.” What mysteries await us...
Maid to Order
Horny neat freaks, rejoice! Hot, topless house cleaners are real and standing by to polish your curios. Remember Chloe Cage, the sexy hotwife we interviewed for HUSTLERMagazine.com last April [“Chloe Cage: Hotwife Unleashed”]? She’s introduced some new services since then—let’s just say we wish she lived closer to L.A.! For a modest fee, the Connecticut-based...
Taylor Vixen
“Kissing really matters to me—always has. Some of the best nights in my life have been spent kissing for hours upon hours. And I have a foot fetish. I can look at someone’s feet and guess what size shoes they wear. “Before I got into the industry, I worked a...
Alexis
CLASSIC PHOTOGRAPHY FROM THE MAY 2004 HUSTLER Alexis, 24, hails from Butler, Pennsylvania, a small town outside Pittsburgh, where she went to a strict Catholic school. “I didn’t get my first kiss until the eighth grade,” the bootylicious Cancer sighs. “I had a boyfriend in eighth grade, and practically all...
Emma Starletto
“I love traveling, nature, hanging out with my family and friends, cats, weed and having sex! I’ve always been a sexual person, and sometimes wild stuff just happens. Like once I was catching a ride with three strangers; we started chatting and ended up fucking. Another time I was hanging...
Leana Lovings
“Before shooting mainstream porn, I was in college, studying biology and psychology. I started camming because I was looking for a flexible job. Doing something online seemed like a good option, and it allowed me to explore my sexuality in a safe way. I grew up in a religious environment,...
Belle Amelie
“I’m an open and confident woman,” declares Belle Amelie, 25, a model, photographer and makeup artist from Decatur, Illinois. “I love showing off my body. I can’t wait to tap in and meet my new fans!” The 5-foot-1 skin-mag rookie is eager to tell us more: “I’m a bright, bubbly...
Domina
Domina, 22, from Colorado Springs, Colorado, is a traveling burlesque dancer and stripper, but it was a less flamboyant job—and an unbashful gal pal—that inspired her to join our Beaver colony. “While working as a sales rep at a HUSTLER store, I fell in love with the magazine,” the 5-foot-10...
Kazumi
“I once fucked 50 guys in one night, I’m on Forbes, and I won a cooking show with a $10k prize. I can fit two dicks in my pussy and a fist in my mouth. Working on fitting either in my ass! And I love trying new things: new foods,...
