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July 2024

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Cowgirl Up!
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Cowgirl Up!

Saddle up and join us as we explore the ups, downs, ins and outs of the reverse-cowgirl position.

There are very few qualities in a lady more charming than her ability to ride her man like a rambunctious bull, one with a mammoth dong and a wild case of the jitters. Yee-haw! Oh yeah, man—when she’s not afraid to climb on top of her dude in the throes of passion while he attempts to buck the ever-living snot out of her for at least eight seconds (hopefully longer), she is, in the eyes of most diddling desperadoes, branded a keeper. Randy rustlers have come to appreciate a woman who isn’t afraid to cowboy up in pursuit of a real rootin’-tootin’, knee-buckler of an orgasm. 

But if that same wang wrangler decides she wants to saddle up and ride her stallion backwards? That’s when some guys get spooked. “Wait, hold on,” they’ll protest. “Whoa, nelly!”

“It’s easy to knock her rhythm off when you try and get involved too much. I feel like you just got to hang on and hope for the best.”

Clayton

Reverse cowgirl is just one of those positions that we reckon stumps a lot of young studs out there on the poontang prairie. They have no idea what they’re supposed to do with their hands, hips or any other available body parts while she’s bouncing on the boner—at least not anything that won’t ultimately lead to a savage dismount. All parties involved want to get off at some point, but not in a way that requires a neck brace. “It’s easy to knock her rhythm off when you try and get involved too much,” Clayton, 43, from Bothell, Washington, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. “I feel like you just got to hang on and hope for the best.”

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