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Parallel Porking
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Parallel Porking

For couples who aren’t ready for full-on swinging but still want to spice things up, monogamous group sex just night be the answer to their dirty prayers.

Not every couple out there is keen on engaging in full-bore kink. Some rather enjoy what the more adventurous of the breed might refer to as a “vanilla” sex life. After all, it’s straight to the point, requires very little flexibility, and there aren’t too many chances that either party is going to sustain any injuries that might cripple their coital collusion in the years to come. These couples are typically also loyal to a fault. They simply aren’t ever going to share their partners with others, no matter how uncool that makes them. 

However, that doesn’t mean it doesn’t turn their collective cranks to get their freak on in a room with another couple. 

“The sights and sounds of another couple can really enhance a couple’s sex life.”

Markus

Those with an affinity for this sexual dynamic aren’t really swingers, they’re not orgy people and they don’t even vote a straight Democratic ticket in every election. It’s just a huge turn-on to knock boots with their respective partners while at least one other couple is in their presence, simultaneously sexing it up. Some call it parallel porking, a sort of a swingers-light for those dabbling in debauchery. The rules are simple: get turned-on, fantasize, whatever floats your boat, but don’t touch. “The sights and sounds of another couple can really enhance a couple’s sex life,” Markus, a 34-year-old public relations associate, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. “It’s quite popular in the swinging community, for couples trying to liberalize their sex life without the risk of what might happen if they took the plunge into swinging.”

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