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March 2024

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New Year’s Sex-olutions
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New Year’s Sex-olutions

Some of our favorite XXX performers share their goals, hopes and ambitions for 2024.

Holy shit—it’s almost 2024! Each year is a clean start, an opportunity to wipe the slate clean and fulfill our goals, desires and, damnit—accomplish what we need to do. Besides wealth, health and better practices, an often-neglected aspect of our pledges is to enhance and better our sex lives!

Who better to share their goals, wishes and naughty determinations than those we watch, dream and cream our jeans about? Below, I have gathered some of your most coveted and beloved onscreen fantasy babes to give you a sneak peek of what is in store for them (and their holes) this new year.

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Chastity Kage (X: @Thechastitykage) : This year my sexy New Year’s resolution is to cage more subbies! What better way to start the new year, than denying fresh… meat!

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Norah Nova (X: @Norah_Nova) : I’m starting my slut phase! So I recently moved across the country again. This time, I ended up in Florida, and it’s beautiful here. So my resolution this year is to make new friends with benefits in Florida (and possibly everywhere else too). Since I tend to stick to myself when I move somewhere new, I’d like to be more outgoing with others. Sex with strangers that turn into friends/work buddies is my ultimate goal. So I’ve planned to reach out through social media to porn stars, cam models and some companies. I’d even like to take up some people on their date night offers. I might even find myself a civilian. It will be an adventure. I also encourage anyone to woo me on social media. Kindness goes a long way. I find myself thinking, How many new dicks I can fuck this year? So shoot your shot, boys.

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